Why Isis is so Perverted by SolemnLoner
"You know, it shouldn't really be that much of a surprise that a unicorn would be so much of a sexual creature," Septima commented to her colleague as they fondly watched the antics of Harry and his familiars.
"Hm? What brought this train of thought to mind?"
Bathsheda smiled at the Arithmancy professor, amused by the many theories her brain kept creating.
"Well, horses are generally associated with fertility, yes? And the leading cause of death by unicorn is the result of impalement?" Professor Vector mused to her friend.
"Hm, so they are," the runes professor agreed noncommittally.
"So, is it really any wonder that a unicorn would enjoy an act that involves impalement, though usually less violent, and that a pure creature would have any inhibitions or restrictions with its affections?"
Septima concluded her musings with a decisive nod, and Beth could only smile fondly at her friend.
"No, I suppose that it isn't any wonder," Bathsheda agreed as Iris attempted – and failed – to strip Harry yet again.
{Made in response to Hollow Phantom Drewit's complaints, and while reading of why a unicorn would be so lewd as her,which led to a small discussion between Professors Vector and Babbling. - SolemnLoner}
(P.S. interesting reasons I must say , interesting reasons - roughstar333)