A/N: Wow, can you believe it? An update? Whoa. I'm sorry guys it's been forever and that this is short. RL is fairly busy and well, I'm happy that we have a whole week off! A WHOLE WEEK! Thank God for thanksgiving! So, I'll be updating some time next week again. Also, THANK YOU! I'm glad so many people find this interesting and not sucky, and still read it. I'm happy! Also, wow, so many reviews and follows! Thank you so much!

N: Er, honestly this is not a very serious story. . . You'll see what I mean. . .

Disclaimer: Nope. Never Have, Never Will.

"Well, I guess this is it," Hermione began, handing over the packed duffle bags to Harry. She glanced at Draco and Blaise who had already changed into their pajamas. She smiled at Draco's dragon pattern then turned to to Ron. She had a stern expression. "Make sure they actually get some sleep. No staying up too late, alright? Oh, if you plan to have any snacks before and all they have to brush their teeth. If anything happens, come to us. We'll be staying in the Girl's Dormitory so you'll have to send a messenger or owl."

Ron rolled his eyes and nodded. "Don't worry Hermione. We can handle children."

Hermione bit her lip but consented. "Goodnight boys."

Ron grabbed them by their hands and they disappeared into the boy's dormitory. She sighed and headed towards her own dormitory. No doubt Lavender and Parvati would have invited other girls for their own sleepover.

Draco eagerly entered Ron and Harry's room and looked around in curiosity. As he soaked in the messy pile of clothes that he they shoved into a corner and the posters of Quidditch team plastered onto the wall, he felt oddly disappointed. It was so . . .plain. He looked at Blaise who went straight to Harry Potter; his face was slanted in open awe. Draco frowned, walking after Blaise who sat next to Harry. Draco looked around the boys who had gathered into a circle and looked closely at each one. Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Neville Longbottom, Seamus Finnegan, and Dean Thomas each smiled encouragingly at him. Draco walked over and firmly sat next to the dark-skinned boy.

"Hello there mate," Dean Thomas greeted, looking curiously at Draco.

Draco nodded stiffly. "You seem normal."

Dean smiled, his eyes crinkling and his mouth pulled into a wide grin. He leaned forward, glancing at the other boys in amusement. "Want to know why?"

Draco nodded, leaning forward. "Why?"

"I grew up with kind muggles, that's why," Dean proudly said. "So muggles, not all of them, are bad."

Draco had been wondering about that for a while actually. He knew Hermione was a muggle-born and that meant she had muggle parents. Draco frowned, unsure of who he should believe. Daddy always told him that muggles were bad, right? So they should be bad according to daddy. But he liked Hermione! Not that he would tell her or Blaise because they were filled with germs! He huffed, throwing his arms up. "I give up!"

Dean looked at him in surprise. "Give up what?"

Draco shook his head. "Nothing."

Seamus grinned, showing his exploding snap cards. "Want to play?"

Draco looked at Blaise who nodded and he agreed. He still had to get Blaise back and maybe this was a way to do that.

"But he's so hot!" cried Parvati, looking at Hermione with a disgusted face. "He's Viktor Krum! International Quidditch player!"

Hermione shook her head. "No, we're not dating. I mean, I did like him back in Fourth Year but we never really dated." She remembered that they had kissed before and she turned crimson. "We still keep in touch however."

Parvati noticed that blush and pounced. "But you've snogged! Haven't you?"

Hermione wanted to sink into further into her pillow seat. She nodded, blushing like mad. "If you mean we kissed then yes."

Ginny whistled. "No wonder Ron was jealous in Sixth Year, right?"

Hermione rolled her eyes. "Don't remind me. I was so jealous that year that it makes me shudder thinking about it."

Lavender nodded, patting Hermione's shoulder in support. "My attitude was shocking! I like to think I've matured since then."

Ginny grinned. "I would like to think that, too."

Lavender pouted, crossing her arms. "Whatever."

Hermione cracked a smile. She was on a friendly basis with her roommates now after everything. Who wouldn't be? She was lucky that they were able to treat Lavender in time despite the serious injuries Greyback had caused her. She looked at the Gryffindor girl and smiled. There were no hard feeling between the two anymore.

"You know who also is really hot?" Lavender asked, waggling her eyebrows suggestively. "He's called the Sex God, you know."

Hermione rolled her eyes, taking a sip of her orange juice.

"Draco Malfoy!" cooed Parvati and Lavender together.

Hermione spit out her drink, almost choking on the substance. She looked apologetic at Ginny who pulled her wand out. She shot a wild look at Lavender. "Malfoy?!"

Lavender grinned, nodding. "Draco Malfoy, the Slytherin Sex God."

Hermione flushed, looking at Ginny who nodded. Why had she never heard that before? "I still can't believe that!"

Ginny laughed, "I heard it, too. Draco Malfoy, the Slytherin Sex God, and Blaise Zabini, the Italian Sex God! I think it's supposed to be some kind of joke, though."

Lavender shook her head. "I heard a girl who confirmed it!"

Hermione sighed, shaking her head. She still couldn't believe it.

Draco grinned, looking smugly at the defeat in Blaise's face. He ruled!

Blaise scoffed, crossing his arms. "It's just a game."

Draco laughed. "I beat you in everything!"

Blaise scowled while the rest of the Gryffindor boys cheered loudly for Draco's win. Draco laughed loudly, pointing his finger at Blaise. He laughed so hard, his little frame started to shake. He laughed and laughed then started to cry as his body shook violently. Harry shouted something then Dean picked him up and carried him to bed. He felt really tired all of a sudden the next thing he knew Hermione was standing over him looked scared. He smiled then passed out.

"You know, he's not that bad," Ron commented to Hermione.

Hermione took his eyes off the sleeping child. "What?"

Ron jerked his chin to Draco. "Not that bad, little Malfoy." He chuckled. "It's going to be a nightmare scrubbing these words off the walls."

Hermione laughed as she noticed all across the walls, posters, floors, and beds were the words Draco Rules, Blaise Stinks written in tiny green cursive. Hermione waved her wand and smiled proudly at Draco. That was a darn good charm.

A/N: Yes, I did that! Slytherin Sex God! xD Don't worry that was really just for my amusement! Please Review!