Guidelines to surviving life at the Akatsuki 51-60
I do not own Naruto or Akatsuki. All ownership goes to Masashi Kishimoto and TV Tokyo. Inspired by Jazz1 Flynn and Tatyana Witwicky (awesome writers).
51) Glow in the dark goo=bad
(kind of messes up night missions when Kisame's hair glows green in the dark)
52) Nyan cat is only allowed to be used as torture by Leader
(Hidan curls up into a ball and cries every time he hears it)
53) Do not sit in a corner in fetal position and rock back and forth
(Leader gets mad when he thinks people are ignoring his orders)
54) If a member asks you if something is wrong do not:
-Start crying and run off
-Smile at them and laugh insanely
(the first one actually bothers them more then the second. Guess men just don't like dealing with crying females)
55) Do not walk up to a member, say their name repeatedly then say hi when they snap at you
(all fun and games until Leader starts yelling at you)
56) No one is allowed to jump on beds anymore
(people seriously need to get their minds out of the gutter)
(all though it was understandably creepy coming from Kisame's room)
57) Do not undress yourselves on the way to your room
(tied into Rule 56 when Kisame left a sock on his door)
58) Do not tell Tobi he is a bad boy unless he's actually done something wrong
(felt so bad for him when I found him sobbing in a corner because of Deidara)
59) No stealing Hidan's Jashin necklace
(don't think I've ever seen Deidara that scared)
(or move that fast)
60) If your going to prank someone make sure it's the right persons stuff your messing with
(Leader is scary enough when he's mad but add an angry Konan and your screwed)
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