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Chapter 7 Allergies and Insults

"Ok, so we found out what makes a demon cry but what makes him sneeze?" Alex asked in her black school uniform.

"Who the hell are you talking to?" Sapphire asked staring at the short girl in her street clothes.

"Uh…We are going to figure out what Hiei is allergic to and what annoys the guys!" she declared.

"Well we know Kurama hates people saying Magical Herbs," Sapphire answered and the said fox bopped her lightly on the head.

"How come you hit me when I say Magical Herbs!" Alex fumed and Kurama hit her so hard she kissed the pavement causing her legs to stick up.

There was a spurting sound and they looked over to see a passed out Temi with a bloody nose and swirly eyes.

"Wow," Alex sat up holding her head, "Hey…He has a sack! He was gonna kidnap me!"

"That's what he does," they turned to see Yusuke grinned, "Black, can't say I'm surprised Alex."

"Shut up you worthless pervert!" she fumed and smacked him with her school bag which contained three bricks in case she ever ran into Hiei during educational hours.

"What the hell is in there!" he yelled holding his face.

"Bricks," she stated snidely, "And books."

"Alright so are you guys in?" Sapphire asked.

"I just got clocked by a four foot eight bitch and you wanna know if I'm gonna torment Hiei!" Yusuke screamed.

"Well?" she asked.

"Yeah I'm in," he replied.

The three sweat dropped.

Later; Genkai's

"So…what are we going to test on him?" Alex asked.

"Why not common allergies?" Kurama suggested.

"Why are you helping? You're his best buddy?" Alex glared at the fox coldly.

"Would you rather I not?" he questioned.

"No…it's suspicious however," Alex stated.

"Let's test something already," Yusuke grinned evilly.

"Alright!" Sapphire cheered.

Test One

"Now!" Alex proclaimed and Yusuke and Sapphire dumped two hundred pounds on the surprised fire demon.

"He's gone!" Sapphire yelled and dug through all the peanuts, chucking them on her friends in the process.

"What are you idiots doing this time?" Hiei growled after smacking Alex because he didn't even need to ask whose plan it was.

"Asshole," she growled holding the second major lump on her head that day.

"Um, we thought you liked peanuts," Yusuke stated.

Test Two

"No Eikichi!" Kuwabara screamed as Yusuke threw the cat at Hiei's face but the demon dodged once more and found Alex so he could hit her once more for her schemes.

"Hey…why isn't Jagan girl here?" Yusuke asked.

"Cause she's allergic to cats," Sapphire replied as Kuwabara retrieved his pet from the wall.

"Poor kitty," he said hugging the animal gently before he ran off to show Yukina.

"Stupid…" Yusuke sweat dropped.

Test Fifteen

Alex walked over to the demon with several bandages on her face and a sling covering her arm. She held a box out to him.

"What the hell are these?" Hiei glared down at the strange box that read 'Trojans'. (Latex allergy you pervs…)

"Condoms to prevent impregnation," Alex stated dryly.

"Are you offering child?" he asked coolly and then realized the box was labeled 'small'. He smacked her.

"What to big for ya?" she laughed and got punched again, "What about these?"

She held up a box labeled 'juniors'. He attacked her in rage.

Later

"I don't think she'll through many more of these tests Yusuke," Sapphire sweat dropped staring at her best and brutalized friend.

"Ya think?" Alex remarked sarcastically.

"So what should we do then?" Yusuke asked.

"I have one more theory," Alex got up an limped into the temple.

The two followed and saw her in the kitchen, cooking dinner.

"So much for that," Yusuke sighed, "But a well deserved meal!"

"What the hell did you do?" Sapphire asked dryly.

"Watched Alex get beat, gave her the condoms, and dumped peanuts on him," he stated proudly, "And Kurama didn't do anything!"

"He had to go home stupid!" Sapphire argued and they went outside after Genkai shouted for them to can it.

Kitchen

Once more Hiei followed his nose to something horribly pungent and entered the kitchen only to be pounced upon and have a ring of garlic wrapped tightly around his neck.

"Die vampire die!" she shrieked as he gagged and gasped for air.

He managed to throw her off of him and onto the counter successfully cracking the tile. He choked and coughed for air with the plant still around his neck; his face and eyes turning red. (Well more red on the eyes anyway.)

"What did you do?" he gasped out throwing the horrid food away from himself.

"You are a vampire! The fangs, the eyes, the black, and the garlic!" she yelled and sprayed him in the face with the sink sprayer with her semi-good arm.

"I am not a vampire!" he managed now gagging on water but the garlic thing was fading slowly.

"Well we now know what you are allergic to," she smirked evilly and stopped spraying.

He glared death at her and attacked.

Before dinner

"Alex?" Sapphire peeked into the kitchen after finally losing to Yusuke during their 'argument'.

The kitchen was a wreck. The counter was destroyed, the sink was running, a pan was on the stove without a flame and there was garlic thrown everywhere. To top the scene off there was a dotted trail of blood leading down the hallway.

The ice hanyou followed this and came to Alex's room and slowly slid the door open.

There lay the dazed girl with garlic strewn around the room.

"What the hell!" Sapphire shouted.

"I found out what Hiei is allergic too," she stated with two broken arms, a broken leg, a fractured leg, three snapped ribs and possibly internal damage.

"Oh ok," Sapphire stated and walked away.

End chapter

Psychic: Well that's the most I've written in a while, sad to say. I'll try and pay more attention to my other fics too guys, so sorry. Hope you liked this chapter, please review.