Ello people. sorry i haven't updated in a while. this is based off a conversation my friends and i had at lunch. it was hillarious.
Disclaimer: My name is not Stephanie Meyer. therefore i do not own Twilight.
Edward's POV
Jasper POV
We were all watching 27 Dresses (A.N. one of my fave movies) Rose, Alice, and Bella wanted to watch it. When Emmett loudly spoke. Bella cringed because she was still a newborn.
"Hey everybody! I have an announcement!" My foolish youngest brother said.
"What?" We – meaning Rosalie, Edward, Bella, Alice, and I – said in unison.
"I'm a woman!" He said. And with that we all burst into laughter.
"Oh, Emmett now you can go shopping with me, and Rose, and Bella," Alice said. I swear I heard Bella groan. Emmett turned around pretending to talk on a phone.
"Oh, sorry about that. I just spoke with my doctor and he said I'm not a woman."
"Oh man, I have forseen the future and you were a woman." My pixie wife stated.
"Really?" Emmett asked. This brought us to another round of laughter.
"Of course not you moron." She said.
"Well that is Emmett for you," Bella said.