Title: The Bet
Pairing/Characters: Jack/Ianto Ianto Jones, Captain Jack Harkness
Warning: Slight Fluff
Summary: Ianto loses a bet (Dialogue only)
Author's Notes: Okay this is SUPPOSED to be funny *Crosses Fingers*
Disclaimer: Torchwood and the Torchwood Team are property of BBC and RTD, yada yada yada, basically I don't own it.
"Jack this isn't fair."
"A bet's a bet."
"I look ridiculous in this."
"No, you look hot."
"No, I look ridiculous!"
"Well you lost and that means you have to wear what ever I want you to for the day."
"…Double or nothing?"
"No."
"Please?"
"No."
"But…"
"No Ianto! You're not getting out of this."
"You're an evil man Jack Harkness."
"You'll thank me later."
"No, I don't think I will."
"Seriously Yan, you look good. Don't worry about it."
"Are you saying I look good for fifty first century standards or twenty first century standards?"
"…"
"…"
"Both?"
"Jack."
"Ianto."
"I feel like a twat."
"What's the big deal? If you didn't want to wear it you shouldn't have agreed to the bet."
"…You cheated didn't you?"
"…"
"Jack!"
"…I didn't cheat."
"I should have known! You always cheat."
"Come on Yan, You look positively edible, it's not like you'll be stuck in that much longer."
"Oh?"
"I won't be able to last the day and you know it."
"How can this turn you on!?"
"What can I say? I love a man in uniform."
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