Enjoy the sixth chapter everyone! Its called, "Mischief and Nonsense". Another one of the pranking chapters. ENJOY!
Violet POV
"VIOOOOLLLLEEETTTTTTTTTTT!?" I heard an annoyingly familiar voice ring me out of my dreams. I groaned internally. I rolled over, and instead of staying on my bed, I hit the ground.
"OUCH! Quil, do you see what you made me do?" I got up. I was very surprised Embry hadn't heard this and come up to see if I was okay. I sighed, disappointed. Quil, apparently hearing this, said,
"AWW Vi, do you really think I would harass you if Embry was here? Tsk. Tsk. Tsk." Quil smirked. I squinted my eyes at him. I then saw he was out of pajamas. I glanced at the clock.
"WHAT THE HECK MAN! YOU WAKE ME UP AT NOON. TWELVE O CLOCK? YOU… YOU.. YOU TOENAIL!" I STUTTERED OUT ANGRILY. Quil only laughed.
"Come on Violet. Embry will be back from patrol in three hours. Then, he'll want you for himself! Let me have three hours with my favorite cousin!" Quil whined.
"Huh….. I guess-" I was cut off by Quil ushering me into the bathroom, rudely I might add. He got some nerve.
TWENTY MINUTES LATER.
Quil and I were in my Honda civic, driving to the mall. He wanted to 'bond' with me. I gotta love Quil. We played 'Would You Rather' and 'I Spy'. Quil had me laughing the whole fifteen minute drive.
"Alright Quilly. Would you rather kiss a vampire….or let Claire get hurt?" I smiled widely, waiting for his answer. Quil swerved on the road and pretended to vomit. He looked at me insanely.
"What kind of stupid question is that?"
"Has you stumped, doesn't it?" I smiled victoriously. He sighed.
"I guess….kiss.. a leech," he muttered, disgusted. I laughed and clapped my hands, impressed he was able to admit it. He glared, but smiled when I stuck out my tongue.
"I'll have a LOT of fun telling all the guys that!" I squealed joyfully. He groaned and slumped in his seat.
"Okay," he said immediately cheering up, "Would you rather kiss Brady or Paul?" he asked curiously.
"Brady." I stated without hesitation.
"Why?" Quil asked, stunned. Did he really think I would pick a guy with a girlfriend? Psshhtt…Yeah right.
"You think I would kiss a taken guy?" I asked, bewildered. Quil shrugged and smiled.
"NOW, I can't wait to tell Brady this." He smiled smugly.
"Go ahead." I said, and Quil slumped, clearly not happy with me being okay with it.
"I don't like this game anymore. Let's play 'I Spy'." I nodded and signaled him to start.
"Alright." He looked around. "I spy with my big eye… a handsome fellow.. with brown eyes, black hair, buff, six-packed..-" I cut him off.
"WOAH. WOAH. WOAH. Where do you see Embry?" I started to look everywhere, playfully. Quil rolled his eyes and shook his head.
"That was cold, dawg." He responded. I grinned.
"My turn. I spy with my hazel eye…. A BIG BUTT WHO'S DUMB, FAT, DOPEY, AND WEIRD!" It was his turn to say,
"WOAH. WOAH. WOAH. Where do you see Embry?" he then proceeded to look everywhere, playfully, just as I did. I laughed and slapped his shoulder. "OW!" he yelled. "Gosh Vi, you are getting strong! You sure you not a werewolf?" he asked, rubbing his hurt shoulder.
"Yeah right," I muttered. We were now outside the mall.
Quil strolled into the mall's entrance, like he owned the place. I rolled my eyes and smiled.
"Ooooooooo! Violet! Don't you want to get those?" Quil pointed to a stand where they made graphic t-shirts.
"Oh my gosh! Like yeah!" I squealed enthusiastically.
So, after about, lets say, twenty minutes, me and Quil successfully got both of our smiling faces on t-shirts. Yep. Money well spent, if I don't say so myself.
"So, Quil, now that we are in style, what shall we do?" I asked, looking around the mall.
"Hey, remember when we were six and Paul and Jared pushed you into that pool? And like, you got really mad?" Quil asked, randomly. I looked at him bewildered and confused. He's more random than me!
"Um. Yea? So?" I asked, thoroughly confused.
"So, you goose butt! We get them back now! And they'll never expect it since it was so long ago! And I wouldn't get blamed because you're the one getting the revenge! And they can't hurt you since your Embry's imp.." he cut himself off.
"I'm Embry's imp- what?" I asked. He was clearly hiding something. I was going to find out sooner or later. Hmmph. I dropped it for now.
"So, what shall this prank consist of?" I asked, mischief playing my features. Quil squinted evilly, and rubbed his hands together, like a maniac. We both realized what we were doing and bust into laughter. After receiving amused looks and hateful glares from people at the mall, we left. About ten minutes later, we hit this awesome store that sold paints, streamers, glitter, dye, and sooo much more. We then proceeded to a grocery store. Me and Quil couldn't keep the grins off our faces the entire two-hour shopping trip. Let's just say, when we walked through the door of Emily's house, we didn't go unnoticed.
"Um. Guys? What's with those faces?" Sam asked cautiously. He had experienced those faces before, so he knew not to get involved and keep his mouth shut.
"Oh nothing, Sammy my boy." I said cheerfully.
"Hey Sam, when do Jared and Paul get off patrol?" Quil asked.
"In about," Sam checked his watch, "an hour or so." We thanked him and went to the door, eager to put our plan into action.
"Oh and guys?" Sam made us pause, "Don't hurt them too bad." He grinned. We grinned right along with him.
"We'll try," Quil said in a voice that meant he would try to hurt them as best as he could.
We left to get the many bags from my trunk. Sam had left to go somewhere. I think he said something about picking up Emily from her sister's house, but who's listening. Claire was also going to spend the night, which Quil couldn't be more excited for.
We started to set up for the prank. Huh. Wonder where Embry was. NOT THE TIME. I took the oil and slathered it on the entrance of Emily's house. I was sure to text everybody, excluding the prankees, to come in through the back door. I also put some on the couch handle, so that if they tried to grip it for support, they would slip. I then got out the really thin string and tied it from door to door. I picked up the pound of mud, I got from Emily's wonderful garden, and out it right in front of the string. I set out the towels, which I was sure that someone would give them after this fiasco, and put syrup, honey, and .. ahem… glue… on them. Then, I was done. My only mission now? To work on my poker face. I wonder how Quilly's doing with his side of pranks..
Quil POV
I went upstairs while I left Violet to set up her pranks. Man, were we evil or what? I happily skipped to my bags and got out the ingredients I needed. Flour, feathers, glitter, and croutons. Yes, I said croutons. I put them in my newly bought HUGE bucket and mixed them up good. It would fall on them when they would go to shower. I then got the jackets Jake got me from the Cullens. I scrunched up my nose as I put Emmett's and Alices' jackets on the banister. I began to smile hysterically. After, I put some pink and orange hair dye in the shampoos. Finally, I put video cameras so it I joined Violet downstairs after. She was staring at a wall, her face impassive. I caught on.
"Working on poker faces, huh?" I smiled.
"Indeed so. I think I got it down." Violet smiled proudly. She then put on a sad and confused expression. "You know where Embry is?"
"Right here," Embry stated, coming through the back door. He came along with Sam, Emily, Claire, Rachel, Kimmy, Brady, Collin, Seth, and Leah.
Violet POV
As my family came in, I began to feel excited. Only a few more minutes. Quil greeted Claire with a huge bear, no wolf hug. I laughed internally at my joke. Claire hugged my legs with her little arms. I smiled and picked her up, placing two kisses on her cheeks. She beamed. "Aunty Wilet! I dwidnt see you in swoooo wong!" she exclaimed, exaggeratedly. I laughed and promised her more visits. We heard booming laughter from outside.
"Looks like Paul and Jared are here," I stated normally. We all got up to greet them and it happened. They both jogged inside and started to slip and slide all about.
"WOAH! What the heck is.." Paul's scream was cut off when Jared's grip slipped from the couch's handle. Jared fell on top of Paul. They got up, unsteadily, seething with anger. They got up, only to trip on the string and face plant in the mud. By now, I was having aneurisms trying to hold up my laughter. Quil looked like he was having lung problems. The only things that can be heard were Emily's shrieks, Sam's soothing voice, and Paul's and Jared's screams. But it wasn't done yet. They got up, and I, so helpfully, gave them each a towel. They snatched the towels greedily, only for it to stick to their bodies completely. Paul began to shake. Jared was till slip sliding all over the place. No one laughed. Rachel's voice was trying to soothe Paul while Jared was focusing on not shaking. Without another word, they walked upstairs, maybe to shower. We heard a ginormous bang, followed by "aww man. That stinks", then they tumbled down the stairs. They landed on the floor with a loud thump, and I swore the house shook.
"WHO THE HECK DID THIS?" Paul asked angrily. I put my poker face on, so did Quil.
"SETH? BRADY? COLLIN?" Jared accused, ticked off. I bit my lip hard. I couldn't laugh. I wouldn't. They stood there, slathered with honey, feathers, glitter, croutons, mud, and towels stuck to them. Seth cracked a smile, and that was all it took for them to pounce him. That was it. Just before any damage was done, I got up from my seat on Embry, pulled Jared away and kicked Paul onto the couch. I hugged Seth to me, a disapproving scowl on my face.
"Yo, guys I didn't do it. That was just too funny," Seth said, putting his arm around me. They were ready to attack him when I said,
"Okay. Okay. Let's be adults here." That was as far as I got until I burst into peels of laughter. Quil joined me, rolling on the floor. We laughed so much. My stomach pained me and it was hard for me to breath. Paul and Jared had murderous gazes on us. Embry growled protectively.
"DID YOU DO THIS?" Paul asked, furiously and impressed.
"Well, that's what you get for pushing her in the pool when we were six!" Quil yelled, took me in his arms, and began to run. We heard everyone's laughter behind us, including Paul's and Jared's. It was a good day. I wonder what will happen once they shower…
Hoped you guys enjoyed it. So, do you guys see the changes in Violet? REVIEW IF U WANT MORE!