Kiwi: Sorry it took me so long to update! But my computer hates me! Awwww…. Oh right! I'll be nice and not make you sit through my ramblings instead I'll go straight to the story!
Kiwi said in that creepy voice I explained earlier, "Where am I?" Meg said to Jordyn, "Which pills did you give her?" "The blue ones. Why?" "OMG you were supposed to give her the red ones!" "Oh. What do the blue ones do then?" "She is too serious and is even more dangerous and deadly!" "Oh crap." "Yah. Exactamundo." They looked at Kiwi in horror and backed away. Sasuke was all "What is going on!" Sasuke then said, "You're at my house." "OK then." Kiwi's eyes widened and then she fell unconscious. "HOLY WHACKAMOLY! Those pills were supposed to last 3 days!" Meg said. Kiwi woke up again.
She was looking around and then jumped on Sasuke. She pinched his nose and said in a voice that was sooo Gir like, "Where do you keep your Chocolate?" He pointed to a closet and Kiwi ran toward it. She came out like 5 seconds later and ran faster than a bullet. Sasuke was all, "Huh?" He walked to the closet and his mouth dropped open and said, "Oh. My. God." Jordyn walked over and did the same thing. Then Meg did the same.
The Closet was HUGE and was sparkling clean. Meg grabbed Sasuke by the collar and said, "This wasn't entirely filled with Chocolate, was it?" Sasuke nodded and Meg and Jordyn Shrieked "YOU'VE KILLED US ALL!" Sasuke was clearly confused and Meg and Jordyn told him to look outside. He did and did the oh my god thing again. All the buildings were destroyed and everything was bare. Many ninja lay on the ground and Tsunade was panting and wiping some blood off of her mouth. Kiwi's eyes were pointed in different directions and she screamed, "I'M HIGH ON CHOCOLATE!" Meg held up a bar of Chocolate. Kiwi jumped on her, took the bar, and ate it and fell asleep.
Sasuke was all like hyperventilating and stuff. They dragged Kiwi back to her bed and went to sleep themselves. Sasuke woke up in the middle of the night to some loud crying and turned his head. Kiwi was sitting next to his bed, crying and said sounding just like Gir, "Why? Why did you have to go? I love did you piggy! I love did you – hoo!" Sasuke said, "What are you doing?" and Kiwi turned and said "You're not dead! Ooo now I hate you for tricking me!" "I was sleeping." "I do not know this sleeping of which you speak. All I know is that you pretended to be dead."
Kiwi: This is probably the worst chapter yet. But this is how it ended. So I'll continue it if you like. But oh well. Mesh na fana bye bye bye!