CS: Yea! Last chappie! Last Chappie! Last Chappie! It's been a couple of months since I've worked on it but I finally ready to finish it! Yea Last Chappie!

Sora: I'm happy for you! Aren't you Riku?

Riku: 0 0 …………

Sora: (whispers to me) Uh, is he okay.

CS: Oh yeah he's fine, why do you ask?

Sora: Well he keeps staring at me and whispering 'soon, I'll spill. Soon. Soon, I'll cum. Soon.'

Over and over again.

CS: Oh ignore him let's just run around and scream LAST CHAPPIE! At the top of our lungs.

Sora: Uh…no. But how about you run around and scream and I just watch you humiliate yourself?

CS: DEAL!! (Runs around screaming LAST CHAPPIE!)

Sora: God she's weird.

Disclaimer- you know I've been writing KDH in most of my disclaimers…. what the fuck is KDH? Why didn't anyone tell me I was making an ass of myself on the World Wide Web! As far as I'm concerned you people should give me the rights to Kingdom Hearts for my pain and suffering (and stupidity). ………………I guess that's a no……well I guess I still don't own it……even though I should.

Last Chappie

"Now what to do with you?"

Sora heart was pounding in his chest, what was this guy going to do? Was he going to call the police and have him arrested? No! Sora couldn't go to jail! He'd heard about and it didn't sound to nice. Riku approached the shaking boy, his icy eyes staring dead into his guilty soul. "Well-" "PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T CALL THE POLICE RIKU!! PEOPLE LIKE ME BECOME BITCHES OF PEOPLE IN THERE! PLEASE I ALWAYS DROP THE SOAP!" Riku stared at the burnet confusion plastered on his Adonis like features. "What the hell are you talking about?" "Uh…a-aren't you going to call the fuzz on me, for technically stealing?" Riku continued to stare but then began to chuckle and that chuckle led to a hearty laugh. Sora could only stare back, this had been the happiest he'd ever seen Riku in his life, though he'd only met him today. Riku wiped stray tears from his eyes as he tried to catch his breath from laughing so hard. "Oh, God! Sora I'm not going to call the 'fuzz' I just want you to pay me back when you get the money." "Oh, really!" Riku nodded as he and Sora walked to the door. "A lot of my customers end up coming up short when it comes time to pay but I just have they pay me back when they can." The stylist pulled out a ring of keys and stuck it in the door to re-unlock it. "Just pay me when you can you cheap ass." Sora smiled brightly at young man, "Lower your prices you ass." Sora walked out the door-waving goodbye to the not so badass stylist. The moon was full and bright and hung overhead that lit Sora's way home. Though he was dared to go into the salon he knew he'd be more than happy to go back again if Roxas ever sprung another, "double-dog-doughnut-dunking-cop-fucking dare.

THE END

Riku: 0 0

Sora/: (

CS: Soooo, what did you think?

Sora: Er, that's it?

CS: Yep!

Riku: B,b,but what about the-

CS: Yaoi? Yeah I decided not to do one

Riku: BUT YOU-YOU SAID-ME-EREC-Sora-BUMP'N'GRIND!!! LAST CHAPTER!????

CS:Wow…Riku's finally gone crazy…I was just kidding about this being the final chapter you know…?

Sora: Really?

CS: Yep this was just a alternate ending. The real one's coming up right after this.

Sora: ooh! I can't wait! What's gonna happen?

CS: …you still haven't figured it out?