From: TheAnnoyingOne97
Dear Ichigo and Rukia,
Thank you for replying to my questions. And to answer your question, Ichigo, my name is TheAnnoyingOne97 because well... I'm annoying :P
Now I have more questions for you!
Rukia, is it true about what people say about how Asian man are small... down there? And does that apply to Ichigo? Ichigo, has Rukia ever dressed so sexily that you had a nose bleed? What type of cake do you want at your wedding? And what would Byakuya do to Ichigo if he ever got Rukia pregnant out of wedlock?
Love
Dear TheAnnoyingOne97,
You again?! Shouted Ichigo. And what's up with your questions? Are you out of your mind?! Rukia sighed. "Calm down Ichigo. The person is nice enough to ask us questions and I think she deserves respect. I will answer your questions!" "Rukia, NO!" The black-haired woman wrapped tape around her boyfriend's mouth and continues despite the boy's rumbling. So, people say that? Really? Well, I can't really say for other men because the only one I saw 'down there' was Ichigo, but I can sure answer for him. This rumour you're talking about surely does not…hum…apply to him. I mean, Ichigo is tall, large, muscular… So I think it's only understandable that he isn't…hum…small 'down there'…
Rukia's cheeks burned a little from all the thoughts that were appearing in her mind. She coughed suddenly. Hum, okay… Next one? Ichigo do you want to answer? The boy desperately shook his head. No? Okay then I'll do it. Yes he did once. Matsumoto-san got me black lingerie for my birthday, and yes, when Ichigo saw me with it, he got a HUGE nose bleed. I was even thinking about getting him to the emergency, he was loosing too much blood! Well anyway, it's always a fun memory to bring up! She smiled mischievously while Ichigo was blushing hard. What type of cake do we want? Hum, seriously, we don't have time to think about that yet. We know we want to get married someday, but we're not quite to this kind of interrogation. But right now I'd have to say… Probably a chocolate and vanilla cake, with strawberry on it, of course! Oh, it will be cute if we had both our zanpakutos on top of the cake, you know in reduced size?
How would Nii-sama react if I was pregnant with Ichigo's baby out of marriage? Hum…Honestly, I have no idea. I don't want to bring shame on the Kuchiki, and Nii-sama will probably be mad… I'm sure it won't happen but if it was the case, we would surely get married before the baby comes. Ichigo was struggling with the tape around his face, grumbling something to interrupt this none-sense letter. Anyway, thanks for your questions! We really appreciate it! Rukia smiled slightly as Ichigo tried to speak. "No we'refff fnot!"
Sincerely, Rukia and Ichigo
