A look at their thoughts: Racer Interviews

Trialman: Hello, Trialman here, and I am here to have interviews with our Wacky cast. Let us start with Dracula.

Mokuba: Hold on! I have an important letter.

Trialman: Let me see this.

Letter: I'm sorry to tell you I have to leave, but I have to review some more classics no one played. Signed, HVGN.

Trialman: I had a back-up prepared in case this happened. Also, considering the changes, I think I should show our updated intro, with the number of racers raised from 17 to 18.

(Updated intro begins)

And now here they are, the most daredevil group of parodied drivers to whirl their wheels in the Wacky Races. Competing for the greatest prize know to man and woman, all the money, recognition and dinner you can imagine.

The cars are approaching the starting line, first is the ROB(Rondo Of Blood) Car driven by Richter Belmont and Maria Renard.

Next is Alucard in the Alucart Mobile.

Here's the King in his Dinner Car.

Screw the pink hedgehog, here comes Kaiba with his Blue-Headlights White Mobile!

Here comes the cool Octocar drove by Link!

The Buffalo Charger drove by M. Bison now approaches.

I feel a song coming on for the next racer, "Dadadada, Super Fighting Robot... MEGA MAN!" in his Fast Funkster.

His full name is Dr. Ivo Robotnik, and he has the Eggmobile.

The Rupees Guzzler drove by Morshu.

And here is Waluigi, in his Gold Mantis.

I.M. Meen in the Baddie-Baddie.

And here is the Card Mobile with Yugi and Joey!

And here he comes, it's DUCK DODGERS IN THE 24th AND A HALF CENTURY!

He's poppy, he's sneaky, it's Fang The Sniper.

He's closely followed by the Koopalings and their Doomcar.

Following them is the G.C.I.K.(Greatest Car In Koridai) with Gannon.

On the Motor Carpet, we have Gwonam.

And sneaking along last, is that Vampire Wheeler with Dracula.

And away they go on the way-out Wacky Races.

(Updated intro ends)

Marik: Hey, didn't you say me and Florence would be back-up?

Trialman: Eh, I prefer the running around to try and steal Yugi's trousers.

Bakura: You mean that I shall be a main character?

Trialman: Yes, and it won't take 200 bloody episodes. Now, on with the interview!

"And for no reason, I shall speak like this for the rest of the episode!" Announced Mokuba.

Trialman: Don't even try that, you dodo!

Mokuba: Um, okay, is this better?

Trialman: Yes!

Ishizu: Once again, my mission to protect the fourth wall has failed.

Trialman: What fourth wall? Oh, you mean the one that collapsed, why even protect it?

Ishizu: Because shut up!

"Why do you not like this style of talking?" Asked Mokuba

Trialman: I don't dislike it, I use it in normal fanfics, but this story uses script format!

Ishizu: How am I meant to repair the fourth wall when you lampshade your fourth wall gag?

Trialman: Simple, you don't. The saying goes, "The fourth wall is fragile, don't bother fixing it, it'll come down again."

Ishizu: Here's another saying, "Go (BLEEP) yourself, Trialman!"

Trialman: Here's yet another saying, "Holy Ra, you're irritating!"

Mokuba: Stop fighting and get on with the interviews.

Trialman: Okay.

(Shortly)

Trialman: So, Dracula, how do you feel about the races thus far?

Dracula: They greatly interest me, and I enjoy beating those, 'humans'.

Trialman: When do you think you'll be in the top 3?

Dracula: Next time.

Trialman: What is your favourite self-quote?

Dracula: "What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets!"

Mokuba: How do you race in sunlight?

Dracula: I can't really do that. I can do it here for the sake of the story.

Trialman: I see. Who's next, Mokuba?

Mokuba: Link

Link: Gee, it sure is boring around here.

Trialman: Link, if you could throw out one racer, who would it be?

Link: Gannon.

Trialman: Would you join me?

Link: No.

Trialman: And why did you enter?

Link: So I could win the dinner!

Trialman: Really?

Link: I'm so hungry, I could eat some dodongos.

Trialman: The next race shall be a water track, how do you feel about that?

Link: Great, I can't wait to bomb an octorock.

Trialman: Odd girl.

Sissel(Sidelines): I agree.

Lynne(Sidelines): Me too.

Trialman: Next up is Yugi!

Mokuba: Yugi, why do you call Yami in every dire situation?

Yugi: Because I need him to help me.

Trialman(Whispering to Mokuba): Just don't tell him Yami dies at the end of Yu-Gi-Oh.

Gannon: Join me!

Trialman: I would tell you to wait your turn, but why bother? Okay, what would you do if Link joined you?

Gannon: Make his face the GREATest in Koridai!

Mokuba(Gwonam impersonation): Your majesty, Gannon and his minions are turning Link's face evil!

Trialman(King impersonation): Hmm, can we help?

Mokuba: It is written, "No you can't!"

Trialman and Mokuba(Normal voices): OAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHUHUHUHAHAHA!

Kaiba: (Smirks)

(+1000000000 dead puppies)

Kaiba: Rainbow Dash always dresses in style.

(Everyone screams and runs out the door)

Kaiba: I knew studying up on bronies would pay off, as I've broke the interviews up. As the only one here, I end this chapter.