Thanks for the reviews guys, I updated three times in one day. Crazy right? I know LoL. Anyway, review for me please. You don't have to, but, y'know, it helps me get through the day. Oh, and there's a Q&A competition: how old is Lord Jiong's daughter. DON'T CHEAT.
KFP
"I love her man."
"Look crane, I know Tigress is sexy and all, but that's kinda Po's thi-"
"Noo, I mean Viper. I'm in love with her."
"That's the dragon fruit talking don't even sound like crane." Monkey said, imitating Crane's proclamation.
"Oh Viper, I love you so muc- OW!" Mantis started to laugh, but Crane knocked him off the table.
Monkey, Mantis, and Crane sat in "The Dragon Shop"while drinking their signature drink, the dragon fruit blast. Viper was in the middle of the Pub putting on a dance show for the people. Her lotus flowers seemed to dance along with her, and her ribbons enlightened the show even more.
Tigress sat by herself, playing with a flare she won, well, Po won.
*sigh*"I need something to do, now."
She sat there for a moment, trying to keep her cool.
It wasn't working. Her first day off in years, and she was bored outta her mind. Y'know what, plan b is being put into action. Wait, never use plan b. No, this calls for it.
Plan b: find Po.
2 minutes later…..
KFP
"Tigress, go back to the room!"
"PO, I SWEAR TO EVERY GOD I KNOW I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!"
"Look, leave if you're GOING TO TRY AND PISS ME OFF!"
Plan b was obviously a fail. The moment Tigress saw Po, she became immensely irritated. Why? Because Po was laughing with a couple of villagers. At what? At a funny picture he and Tigress had drawn of each other earlier.
"I told you not to show ANYONE!"
"I didn't show them anything, They saw the pictures in my pocket!"
"DON'T LIE TO ME PANDA!"
"I'M NOT LYING! QUIT BITCHING"
Oh man. That was it. Po officially pissed her off. They were making a scene, grabbing the stares and gazes of all the surrounding villagers.
"What did you say to me PO."
"I said qui-"
BAM! Tigress sent Po a hard punch to the nose. He rolled out of the fall and stood up.
"Now, say it again!"
Po got into his inner peace stance, and said "Come at me, Master Tigress."
"Gladly."
She roared, then sprinted full speed into Po. Instead of dodging the attack, Po grabbed Tigress midair and threw her behind him, causing her to land on her back.
"I've had enough of you panda! YOU ARE ABLE TO DO THIS BECAUSE OF LUCK!"
"Then let's see how lucky I am."
"GRAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!"
She launched herself at Po, and before Po hit her nerve, they were both stopped by Master Shifu. He pinned down Tigress with his staff and tripped Po.
"You two, back to the rooms."
"But Master-"
"NOW! BEFORE I DO SOMETHING I REGRET LATER!"
They both stood up.
"Insolent endangered idiot."
"Second place."
As they walked off, the remainder of the five stood wide-eyed at the scene they just witnessed.
Mantis, who saw the entire situation, spoke first.
"Did anyone else notice how far Po threw Tigress?"
Crane scoffed at him then knocked him off the counter, again.
"Viper, you talk to Po, I'll talk to Tigress. "
With that, Crane and Viper walked in the direction of the warriors.
Monkey and Mantis were left with a lot of stunned people and a very awkward silence.
"DRAGON FRUIT BLAST ON MONKEY!" Mantis screamed.
"YEAAAAAA! YEAAAAAAA!"
"Dude, I only got enough for ten people."
"Don't worry, I'll just tell people you're mentally ill."
KFP
"I can't believe him!"
"Tigress?"
"WHAT DO YOU WANT!"
Crane looked at her seriously, like he always did when she got upset.
"You need to apologize to Po and the villagers."
"There is no possible way to make me apologize to them. ESPECIALLY THAT IDIOT!"
"Look, I'm not going to pester you for long, but listen to these words. You sound like the Tigress we knew two years ago."
With that, Crane flew off towards the town.
"I'm not…"
KFP
"I can't believe her!"
"PO!"
"yes Viper?"
"Go apologize to Tigress. What you said-"
"Is what is what needed to be said."
"I thought you and her-"
"I thought so too. But, one misunderstanding and she goes haywire."
"It's not her fault. She, like Shifu, doesn't handle humiliation well. And what you did made her completely uneasy."
"….."
"Po, please go apologize."
He stood up, and prepared to walk the rest of the way to the rooms.
Stay Unbound folks.