I know, I'm so ducking done.

I haven updated in like, two months and I dont really have and excuse, but I've been trying to make the story easier to read, so that took me a while. Why? because guys, I was reading it the other day and -holy donuts- it was so...heavy somehow, how can you even read it? So anyway, I changed it a bit (lot) tell me if it's easier to read or on you rather have it like it was before. And hey...I've missed you all. Glad to be back.

Fionna was so excited she could barely speak. I mean, she hid it very well though, but that didn't mean she wasn't on the edge of fainting! When she first heard the words leaving Marshall's lips she had to bite her own lips trying to avoid the laugh that she was holding back, but then...then everything changed, it started to make sense, Ice Queen's FanFictions, other universes, like, she had been in a, well, a room where she could ask for a wish and it would come true, and the time stopped in that room (You know, Prisma's, ugh, place, room or whatever) so the idea in fact wasn't that senseless. Or weird.

So, as soon as Marshall told them that he had a parallel, and that so they did, she screamed a little, just a little, then she asked her best friend to continue talking, she heard about Ooo, and about Marceline (that was the part where she realized she was kind of fainting, because of the excitement) and she heard her story, about the princess and the portals.

She listened to Marshall's explanation about Bubba's problems finding the answer to the portal problem, and everything. She was so dumbfounded that she didn't noticed her jaw dropped until a fly actually came inside her mouth.

But it wasn't until the Marceline the Vampire Queen came inside her Tree Fort that she understood why she was fainting, or sort of.

Marshall Lee, the Vampire King, was her best friend, and so was Bubba, the Candy Prince, but they were exactly that, King and Prince. Not Queen, not princess. They were males, and she liked that, really...but she wanted to have more girl friends, some other friend thatn Cake. Cake was great, she was her sister, her most lovable friend. But she was her sister! she couldn't talk about cute guys without her telling her she was too young for those kind of talks, she was 17 for Glob's sake! But no, and she didn't like to talk about clothes either, because well...she is naked most of the time. Oh, and there was another thing they couldn't talk about: hot guys, like the Flame Prince. Well, all of her friends were extremely hot, but...you know, he's made of fire.

So when Marceline walked, no, flew inside her house...she tried so hard not to creep her out, because that girl, that vampiress was the only girl whom she could talk to without being scared of what she was going to say...or think, she was the only one she could befriend of her same gender. A friend. A real girl friend. A REAL GIRL FRIEND GLOBDAMMIT'.

So yeah, she hid her excitement as long as she could, trying to be cool and smooth...but as soon as the girl excused herself and went to...Fionna didn't even remembered where she went to, the thing is that when was gone, and Marshall went for his 'sister' who might be awake by now, she fainted. Just a few minutes, but she did. When she woke up she just said that she was emotionally tired and went to sleep

But she couldn't, too much excitement in her tiny little curvy body "Pshh...Cake, you awake?" She asked. Her sister, still half-sleep, said "Am now...whadda ya wnt" Cake answered, she was tired, too. And the worst thing was that she actually liked Marceline, she hated Marshall but his parallel was hella cool. So Cake was emotionally tired too. Fionna wanted her sister to have some rest but she couldn't help but ask her if she wanted to talk about it. They couldn't just accept the truth without talking about it "Hey...wanna play Card Wars?"

Fifteen minutes later both girls were playing downstairs, with a mug of soda. As they were playing they would ask something to the other one, like what she thinks about the Vampire Queen or if they should try to befriend that stranger (Fi already knew she was going to befriend Marcy, even if Cake didn't want to) they laughed a lot marking the differences and similitudes between the two vampires and they laughed even more at the thought of those two living together. It was going to be like living in hell.

In the middle of the game Fionna finally realized. It hit her. Hard. Marceline was Marshall's parallel, so that means it would be like having a girl Marshall, her best friend, as a girl. How it could be any better? Fionna smiled, ear to ear. Which creep Cake a little, so she send Fionna back to sleep.

After that game and talking with her best friend Fionna was finally able to sleep. But not for so long though.

Ice Queen was causing some trouble again, kidnapping Breakfast Prince. Fionna and Cake both went to fight her when the sun was barely rising.

Marceline gave up to the idea of going back to Ooo that day and wiped her tears, she usually never cried, but it had been way too much for her.

When Marceline felt the sunburn on her forearm she quickly rushed back to her cave. No, Marshall's cave. As she was flying, feeling the warm breeze on her face, she realized that it didn't matter that Bubblegum had left her in another universe, she was capable of taking care of herself. By her own. She needed no one, she was Marceline Abadeer, the Vampire Queen.

When she finally made it to the cave, for what seemed like the millionth time in the past two days, she felt a wave of tiredness.

A grunt was realised from her throat, letting everyone who might have heard her that she was so not in the mood for questions, talking, moving or eating. She opened the kitchen window and flew inside (not really knowing why she didn't enter through the door), only to find a different type of smell, something she hadn't realized before. It was...like grass, and something sweet, old and magic.

The Queen of Vampires followed the smell to the back of the house, on a side of the house better say. Inside the giant cave, on the side of the house was a garden, a secret garden you could say. How on earth did she had not realized of that freakin thing out there? She had no idea.

The garden was big, lots of flowers on every side of it, but not normal flowers. Those were magic flowers, and some normal lilacs and roses. The flowers were of every damn color you could think of, in every freaking shape you could imagine a flower be like, some of them even had those tiny thing-y things that looked like dark purple tongues, or had apple-shaped petals, some of them also were shining or moving.

In the places where you couldn't see the flowers were a lot of natural things, like bushes or some trees that were covered in other plants. The whole place was alive, humed, and fresh.There was also a little farm-y thing. The most cultivated thing was...carrots. Marceline wonder why carrots and not tomatoes of strawberries.

She flew outside the house and landed in the most great thing she had ever seen, a giant tree, with blue-ish and green-ish wood.

Covered with green leaves, right in front of the floating and amazed Vampire Queen stood the biggest damn freaking tree to have ever exist. It was so big, so big that the house looked tiny near it. How Marshall or Vankkei managed to get that tree in there, Marcy had no idea. How they were able to open a hole over the garden, crushing rocks and making them disappear, she had no idea either.

The Vamp flew and stood on the blue-green-ish tree. She was standing in a branch, feeling calm and happy, admiring the view that the few sunlight in the cave let her see, it was nevertheless beautiful. She had already started to relax and forget the whole 'I-didn't-come-for-you-as-I-said' thing when all of the sudden someone talked to her "Beautiful, isn't it? They don't talk a lot though" the Queen of Vampires jumped in surprise and looked around, pursing her thin blue-ish lips, she looked around once more only to find that she was alone. She hissed, not liking to be pranked. Then the words sank in her mind. The person, whoever it was, had just told her that the plants didn't talk much, what the heck? "Hello? Hola, no hablas ingles?" The vampire hissed in response, she hadn't understood what that persons said, but she didn't like it.

A branch suddenly hit her head, slighty and without hurting her, she looked up and looked at the tree. From the tree a voice came out "Why you not talking cutie, you okay?" Said the tree. Marceline screamed at the top of her lungs. And who wouldn't, a tree just talked to her.

Marceline hadn't yet recover from the talking tree when Marshall came to the garden, as if knowing what had creep Marcy out. She wonder if Talking Tree had also freak Marshall out the first time they had met "Marshall, I thought you had already been here today. You spend quite a long time with me a while ago" said the Polite Talking Tree, smiling.

Marshall had been there? For how long did the Queen of Vampires had been out? She looked to the cave entrance, only to find sun and light. It had been a lot of time, then "Yeah, it's just, um...Marceline screamed like a baby, so I came to check on her"

Marceline frowned, she did not screamed like a baby! "I did not!" A playful smirk appeared on his lips "Of course you didn't, so now, what happen here?" Polite Talking Tree answered that question "I tried to say hi, she screamed" "Of course I did! You're a polite talking tree!" She said "You almost leave me deaf" said the tree. She facepalmed herself.

A choking noise made her look again to the hottie next to her, her expression frowned. He was suppressing a laugh.

She couldn't help it, she hadn't plan on it, but it happened. As soon as they locked eyes, a warm feeling took control of her stomach, making it twitch against her will.

When did Marshall get that hot? Had his smugly smile always been there, tempting her to crash her lips agains his own? Or was that just a side-effect of her tiredness? When did Marshall got as hot as Fred and George Weasley?

"What" she managed to say, her voice came out as a rasping sound, but she said it anyway "I'm so glad I came down here, you guys are hilarious!" A toothy grin on his face. Marceline found herself staring at his fangs, had those fangs always been so...breathtaking?

Before being able to come back to reality, Polite Talking Tree talked, obviously, that seemed to be the only thing that he could do "I'm not impressed, I guess. Your friend's facial expressions are the funniest thing ever, I may say" Marceline growled.

"Stop making fun of me with your polite and calm voice!" Marcy said, though she was smiling. She was kind of an expressive person, vampire, creature or whatever.

The laugh that came out of The Vampire King almost knocked her out, it wasn't such a beautiful sound, she was sure, but it had, somehow, managed to improve a lot since the las time she heard him laugh "I'm afraid, my lady- that was a shamefully attempt to imitate Bubba- that that is not possible, for Willow is and forever will be, polite as hell" the last words kind of ruined the imitation, but Marceline buy it.

"Why, on the name of Glob, do you guys have this awesome-as-heck garden and I hadn't noticed before?" Much to her embarrassment and necessity to slap herself she was still smiling "You're easy to distract and don't really pay attention to things, you know" said Marshall, resting against Polite Talking Tree, as Marceline decided to call him. It suit him so much better than Willow. He wasn't even a willow tree.

A chorus of low and harmonized voices reached Marceline's ears, and she looked down. All the flowers with purple tongues, and all the flowers happened to be yellow, were singing. They. Were. Freaking. Singing. Marcy's jaw dropped.

A smile appeared on Polite Talking Tree's face as he, too, joined the flowers in a beautiful song. The Queen eyed the King, as if wondering if he had any idea of why the flowers and Polite Talking Tree had decided to sing all of a sudden.

He had not. The only thing he did was shudder and quickly said goodbye to Polite Talking Tree, who in a very un polite manner ignored him. The King asked the Queen to follow him inside the house.

In the kitchen sat Vankkei, eating a tomato, her black Hogwarts hoodie somehow clean despite the mess in the kitchen, her bots and hair "The heck?" She said, and the creature of the night winked at her "it seems that she decided to cause some trouble in Bubba's kitchen, and then in here. I'm pretty much proud of her" Marshall floated towards Vankkei and patted her on the head. Marceline sighed, she was somehow proud of her too.

A yawn from Vankkei break the silence as she quickly stood up, floating, and said "So, Fionna and Cake asked us to help them with something hot, wanna come?" Marceline wasn't sure if she flinched or not, the word 'hot' had made her think of the guy in front of her, and that somehow scared her "I think and adventure would do me some good" she said and a smile that would have made Cheshire's Cat jealous appeared on Vankkei's face "It's adventure time, then" she said. And oh, it was going to be and adventure.

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Yeah, so what do you think? Easier to read? Tell me please, to know if I should continue like that or not.

What's your obviously important opinion of this chapter? I know the tree thing is hella weird, but I'll explain it later, or now:

The tree was the only thing that Vankkei got out of her dimension, so she asked Marshall to help her uh, get him there. He's been there since, the garden just happened to grow all on its own after that.

I've missed you all guys, and I'm happy to update again, thanks for your reviews!