Rule 61 (By lemonofweirdness)
Quoting Fall Out Boy is banned.
(I got arrested. Again.)
"Anything you say will be held against you."
"SO ONLY SAY MY NAAMMEE."
(Sam and I got kidnapped by some vampires on a hunt and we woke up in a dark room.)
"Where are we?"
"In the *hits the wall twice* DARK DARK."
(Dean and I were talking about people who had left us and broken our hearts.)
"Girl named Cassie."
"HEAVY METAL BROKE MY *clap clap*HEART."
"Dammit, Ellie!"
Rule 62
Pingu is banned.
(I started just saying 'noot' in reply to everything.)
"Ellie, how was your day?"
"Fucking Noot."
"What are you doing today?"
"Noot."
"FOR GODS SAKE ELLIE ENOUGH WITH THE NOOT!"
"NOOT NOOT NOOT NOOT!"
Rule 63
'The Emperor's New Groove' is banned.
"So the squirrel is the only witness?"
"Don't worry, I'll handle this, I speak squirrel."
"Squeaky, uh, squeak, squeaker, squeaking."
"Is your partner, okay? Mentally?"
"No."
"No touchy!"
(Deans so touchy when it comes to personal space.)
(Emperor's New Groove also has some ice breakers for awkward silences.)
"Hey, d'you see that sky today? Talk about blue."
"Ellie, its twelve o'clock in the morning."
"So?"
"Shut the fuck up!"
"I DON'T MAKE DEALS WITH PEASANTS."
(Crowley's sick of everyone's shit.)
"Dean, I need some advice."
"What?"
"There's this guy I hate and he won't leave me alone, what do I do?"
"Put him in a box, then put that box in another box, then mail that box to yourself and smash it with a hammer!"
".."
Rule 64
Stop getting yourself injured by doing stupid things.
(Dean gave himself a concussion when he slid down the hallway in socks singing 'Eye of the Tiger' and then crashed head first into the wall.)
(I was playing with throwing knives once and I went to fling the knife into the floor because I thought it would look cool but instead of embedding itself into the floor the knife pierced my foot.)
(There was a lot of blood.)
(Sometimes when I am walking down stairs (that are indoors) I like to jump off when I get three steps away from the landing but I forget that there is a doorway there so every time I jump I hit my head on the top of the door frame.)
(I told Sam this and he said that sometimes he just hits his head when he walks through a doorway.)
Rule 65
Playgrounds are banned.
(You know those baby seat swings, with the leg holes? Yeah, I decided it would be good idea to try and sit in one.)
(I got in okay, but I couldn't get out.)
(Sam had to call the fire department)
Rule 66
Don't pretend to be a demon.
(I decided it would be funny to trick Sam and Dean into thinking I was possessed.)
(I sprinkled myself in sulfur and started acting differently.)
(I even went as far as saying "I need a better host body." Then eyeing everyone up in the room.
(I then got a face full of holy water so I hissed (slightly over dramatized but eh.)
(Then Sam and Dean tried to exorcise me.)
(So I screamed "I AM TO POWERFUL FOR YOUR LATIN WORDS OF DOOM.")
(I had to give up the facade when Dean went to plan B and pulled out his gun and started shooting.)
Rule 67
Don't tell Cas that period pads are special bandages.
(So the next time Dean got injured, when Sam pulled out a normal bandage to wrap up the wound, Cas said "no, I have something better" then pulled out a period pad and stuck it to Deans arm.)
Rule 68
Licking things and people is banned.
(Especially when it's winter. No one wants to have to pry anymore tongues off frozen poles.)
(I'm looking at you, Dean.)
(I snuck up behind Cas and licked his neck.)
(Then I told him that people did it show others that we are happy to have them healthy and a part of our lives)
(So he was upset when he did it to Dean and was told kindly to not "fucking lick peoples neck, its creepy as shit.")
(Licking food is okay though, unless it's someone else's.)
Rule 69
Fish are banned.
(Cooked, dead fish are okay but live fish that need looking after? NO!)
(Sam decided to get a fish since Dean refused to allow a dog in the bunker. He then asked me to help raise it.)
(Turns out we are both not cut out for that sort of thing.)
(The poor fish was dead in a week.)
"Jimmy was so young..."
Rule 70
Don't shrink Sam's clothes.
(I didn't mean to intentionally, I just meant to do something nice for him but then when I took out his fresh, clean clothes from the washing machine they were four sizes too small.)
(Though it was worth getting used as target practice when Sam walked out of his room in a too tight t shirt that came up just above his stomach and pants that went to his knees.)
(Did I mention they were also pink?)
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