Lol… Sorry for my ridiculously lame fic for the way no.6. But I promise that this one is as lame or maybe more, and I ain't insulting anyone's ideas. I know it's ridiculously late to post a Halloween fic, but who cares?! Enjoy…

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Way no.7: Give him the worst Halloween ever

It was late at night at about… 4am? I dunno, I never wore watches. Anyway, I ran out of Naraku's bedroom and out of his hideout. And guess what I had in my hands? Yup, his absolutely private diary! Let me tell you how I did it:

Kagura opened the door and let me into the hideout. She led me to the idiot's room and opened the door.

"Is he a heavy sleeper?" I asked.

"Yes, why?"

I took a 100kg weight out of my bag and dropped it onto him. That stupid Naraku didn't even wake up at all!

"Now that you squashed him, do you still want it?" Kagura questioned me.

"Duh…"

She led me to a safe where Naraku kept him private diary. The safe was behind a picture of himself, his stupid self (How self-obsessed).

"I don't know the combination code, but I can tell you that it has three numbers." Kagura told me.

"The combination must be extremely easy. This demon is practically a complete total idiot." I replied.

I walked up to the safe and dialed: 1, 2, 3. As expected, the door clicked open. I took the diary and ran out of the hideout before Naraku could wake up (Although I hoped he wouldn't after I squashed him).

End Flashback.

I ran back home and made copies of every single page of his useless diary. I sent it to Inuyasha, Kagome, Miroku, Sango, Sesshomaru, Kouga and the media. I kept the original book and sent it to Naraku's fan girls club. The best part is that tomorrow is Halloween, the time when everybody, including the bone head Naraku, goes trick-or-treating.

At night on Halloween

The stupid Naraku was walking around when Inuyasha came up to him and said: "Hey, Naraku! I got your diary; do you want me to read out the contents?"

"You're lying! I kept it in a secret place!" Naraku yelled at him.

"Oh, really? Let me read out to you: Dear Diary, I kept you in a safe behind a painting and the code is 1, 2, 3. No one will ever take you out except for me."

Naraku's jaw dropped to the ground, literally. I was walking by him wearing a witch's costume and a basket full of candy when I saw that. I watched as Sesshomaru, Kouga, Kagome and so on walk towards him, reading his diary out loud.

"NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!" Naraku screamed like a girl.

Just then, a huge horde of fan girls ran towards him, screaming: "Aww… Naraku I love you and your diary! (Yuck…)"

The stupid girly demon ran far away when he saw them.

After my trick-or-treating session, I received news from Kagura that Naraku hid himself in a pizza shop. I went there and acted as a waitress for the stupid idiot.

"Hey Naraku, nice content you have in your diary." I told him.

"Shut up and get me a pizza." He snapped.

"Do you want mushrooms on your pizza?"

"Yes."

As I carried a pizza out of the oven, someone dumped something onto the pizza.

"Something that'll annoy him to death." The person whispered to me.

I nodded and place the pizza before Naraku. Before he could eat it, a Little Mushroom Man popped out and began annoying him. Sure enough, Naraku died from irritation. And that was the end of him and a perfect Halloween.

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Ideas by: Star Guy and Autumn (Or do I put you as Nadilie Takahashi?)

Please review even if you find the story weird. Thx.