A list of things Smokescreen is not allowed to do. By Optimus Prime.
1. Smokescreen is not allowed to tell Jazz and Prowl he 'ships' them or tell them that they are married in another universe. / Ultra Magnus and Prowl are a couple and It angers both of them when you do that./
2. Smokescreen is not allowed to play Gangnam style.
3. Smokescreen is no longer allowed to feed peanut butter to ducks.
4. Smokescreen is not allowed to play FNAF.
5. Smokescreen is no longer allowed to tell people he is from an alternate timeline.
6. Smokescreen is NOT allowed to pick up a chainsaw. / I still do not understand how you managed to cut the car in half./
7. Smokescreen is no longer allowed to have movie marathons with Bluestreak.
8. Smokescreen is not allowed to walk into the rec room and start a sentence with "I'm sure none of you would dare..."
9. Smokescreen is not allowed to gamble.
10. Smokescreen is not allowed to go on a shopping spree.
11. Smokescreen is not allowed to go anywhere near Ratchet's Fluttershy plushie. / I don't care if it makes a velociraptor noise when you squeeze it. Wheeljack gave him that plushie and it is very special to him./
12. Smokescreen is not allowed to give marriage counseling. / You always make it worse./
13. Smokescreen is not allowed to stock up for the zombie apocalypse. /It's not happening./
14. Smokescreen is not allowed to attempt to fly helicopters. / I've never seen Blades so mad./
15. Smokescreen is not allowed to have inflatable sheep.