Author's Note (well, actually, I only wrote ¼ of the story, but I am the one who posts things, so whatever…):

Hey guys! I just wanted to say a few things. First, why do people keep skipping chapter 5? It's not a terribly important chapter, but I enjoyed reading it, and I think you would too.

Also, I'm really really really sorry if the formatting is messed up. Computers are not my thing, so I don't really know how to do stuff like this. I sort of make it up as I go.

I WILL post the lyrics to "Not So Fair-ee Tail" eventually.

And…um…reviews are always appreciated!! Sorry, I know how much readers HATE seeing that, but we want to know what you guys think. Or I do. Much love (from me and the other three, who are not here), and enjoy!

It was Monday, and Megan, June, Ali and Karen were bored, because their friends had left. And Dougie, Harry, Danny and Tom were bored too, but it wasn't because of Marilyn, Cat, and Hannah. Everyone was sitting around the TV, which was off because no one had bothered to find the remote.

Eventually, everyone decided that they had to get up, but no one knew how to force themselves off the couches, or, in Karen's case, June.

That's when Ali came up with one of her brilliant ideas. "On the count of three, everyone up. 1 2 3!"

Everyone got up and after a few burns from Ali, they decided to jam a bit. But no one felt creative enough. So June came up with one of her brilliant ideas.

"Why don't we play that game where we name an object or a word, and you have to write a song about it?"

Everyone loved that idea, but there was one problem. It works best when you're playing by yourself. But no one wanted to work by him/herself. That's when Karen came up with one of her brilliant ideas.

"Why don't we split up into pairs?"

Everyone thought it sounded reasonable. So they proceeded to try to figure out how to divide into pairs. But no one knew how. So Megan came up with one of her brilliant ideas.

"How about this? Who's been playing guitar the longest?" She asked. Karen and Danny raised their hands. "Excellent. You're a pair. Um…we can't have two bassists together, or two drummers," Megan decided. "And…Ali needs to be with Tom!"

Ali and Tom both looked at her like she was crazy. "WHAT? Why?" Neither of them cared, but they were confused.

"Because I said so. Which leaves you with Harry and me with Dougie."

No one really wanted to argue with her logic, so they sat down and began the game. It ended up that Karen and Danny would go first, and Megan and Dougie chose their word. Then, Karen and Danny would give a word to Ali and Tom, who would give a word to Harry and June, who would give a word to Megan and Dougie.

The game was a lot of fun and, as it turned out, Megan was an amazing pair-maker because everyone bonded with his/her partner.

Things really got going when June gave Megan and Dougie the word "mind", and immediately, Megan sang, "SEEING YOUR FACE FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME/LIKE AN ORGASM/BLOWING MY MIND," and started laughing. Dougie laughed too. In fact, everyone laughed, except Ali and Harry, who were too busy burning everyone else.

"Dougie! What the fuck are you doing?"

That night, Dougie decided to be a very dirty boy and sneak into Karen's bed. When he got there, he started to kiss her neck while she was sleeping. Karen sort of half-woke up when he was kissing her, but she didn't really register the weirdness of the situation for a few moments. When she opened her eyes and saw Dougie, she got a little – no, a lot – freaked out.

"What does it look like I'm doing?" he asked with a satisfied smirk of his face.

"It looks like you're about to rape me in my sleep," said Karen. "What do you want?"

"You."

Karen glared at him. "If you want sex, couldn't you have found a fangirl outside the hotel?"

"But that's too far."

"You're sounding like Megan."

"I'm not leaving," said Dougie defiantly.

"You will if you want to keep your face the way it is," said Karen, still glaring. "Not sure why you would, though."

"First of all, BURN! Second of all, I want to stay with you. You're better than an empty bed," said Dougie, still wearing that annoying smirk on his face.

"Such the charmer," said Karen. "If I kiss you, will you go away?"

"Hmm…Okay, you'll definitely want to go further," said Dougie.

Karen glared at him one last time before kissing him. It was a decent kiss. It gave Dougie an odd, fluttery feeling in his stomach.

"Right, you have your kiss, go away," said Karen after she pulled away. She lay back down and pulled the covers over her head.

"Sure you don't want anymore?" Dougie asked hopefully.

"I'm absolutely sure," said Karen from under the covers. "Out."

Dougie went away, feeling very disappointed.