A/N: Imma just say I love anonymous, anonymous is my favourite. I didn't even get to see Tim Minchin live though. After the gig, my mum made me stalk him down the street, but we lost him when he turned out of the alley :P (We were waving bye to Noel, so that's a pretty good reason XD)

Damn this chapter is short. This is because I couldn't help myself and felt like something funny and random would be good (Everyone always gives Vince a Rolling Stones t-shirt, well I've given him a Kiss one)

Who wants to know the best thing I've ever said on a photo of me? "I look like a sexually deranged kindergarten teacher from the seventies" And that I did, that I did XD

Disclaimer: Yeah just no...TEARS! ALRIGHT I'M CRYING FROM MY EYE SOCKETS! Actually, does it help that I've touched one of the lovely men that owns it? (That sounds so sexual...it was just a hug! Get your minds out of the gutter, he isn't a paedofile!) Yeah, no, probably not :'(


"I wonder what's happening with Naboo," Howard said, drying himself off from the falling, none so gracefully, into the bubble filled tub with Vince.

Vince was pulling on a pair of pajama bottoms and an aged Kiss t-shirt.

"I don't know," Vince answered.


"Naboo, you pillock, that was the last bottle of tequila!"

"It wasn't, you've got three more behind you."

"Why are we bothering with drink at a time like this? We must figure out the cause of the spell."

"We're deep in the crunch now, Dennis, there's no going back. Shall we all just drink to life!"

"And we're having it large!"

"Since when does Kirk have a say in anything? You know what can't trust him."

"Come off it, Dennis! He's the only one that can bring our spirits up!"

"Yes, you saw him last Saturday night at Shamansbury's! He was able to keep the store open for another hour!"

"The check-out girl was dancing in the aisles when she saw his devious sexual travel glow!"

"Devious, sexual travel glow? What does that even mean?"

"Awh, look at him now! He's off his tits!"

"I think we should all calm down and deal with this problem in a sensible manner."

"This is a sensible manner, Dennis! Take that shot!"

"I will not be tempted by such foolishness!"

5 minutes later

"And now...I find out that Methuselah is having an affair with Barry the Welsh Shaman!"

"This is an outrage!"

"Pass me another shot, Tony. I can't bear to live with this!"

"He's having it large!"


"He's probably figured out what's happened," Howard sighed.

"Yeah..." Vince said. "Cuppa tea?"

"I would love a cup of tea!" Howard grinned broadly and followed Vince to the kitchen.


He he he completely random and short filler chapter XD

Let's see if you can guess whose lines are whose :D

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