The next day outside of Meek's apartment building; Meek walked out of the building and was hugged by Seeker who was crying.
The meerkat sighed.
"Okay, what happened?" said Meek.
"I was violated in so many ways." said Seeker.
Meek is shocked.
"How so?" said Meek.
"I wound up going home with this one girl I thought was an alien like me due to what all your warthog friend taught me, but then she turned out to be a human and took advantage of me." said Seeker.
"I blame Wart." said Meek.
With Wart he was battling a bat monster and he sneezed.
He snorted in annoyance.
"Who was talking about me?" He Said.
The bat knocked out Wart before flying off.
Back with Meek; Seeker kept on crying as Luna, Rock, Sam, Edd, and Sky appeared.
"That girl was so energetic that I had to wait till five in the morning for her to pass out before leaving her home." said Seeker.
Rock whistled.
"Wow, all night till daybreak." said Rock.
Edd pulled out a twenty dollar bill and gave it to Rock.
"I want my wife back." said Seeker.
"Well you might as well go back to her and explain everything that happened." said Meek.
"I KNEW IT!" yelled a voice.
Everyone became shocked and turned to see Seeker's wife who was angry.
"Chelsey." said Seeker.
"It was growing very annoying having to annoy our own daughter without you being the disipliner, came here to get you back, but here I am, finding out that my own husband is doing the worst thing ever in a marriage." said Chelsey.
Then the same girl that Seeker had a fling with appeared in alien costume.
"Oh Seeker, I want you so bad. Need your kids inside of me." said the girl.
"And it has nothing to do with supposedly mating with someone." said Chelsey.
She then pulled out a blaster similar to a Super Scope before shooting the girl, supposedly disintegrating her.
Everyone became shocked.
"Yikes." said Rock.
"What I want to know about is why you're letting a meerkat chew you out." said Chelsey.
Seeker became mad.
"Meek? He's just helping me out." said Seeker.
"He's nagging you, that's my job." said Chelsey.
"I think I know why the marriage ended badly the first time." said Meek.
"I say that Seeker should choose who he wants." said Chelsey.
Meek scoffed.
"Fine, get it over with so that I can get on with my day." said Meek.
"By shooting the one he doesn't want to be with anymore." said Chelsey.
She gave Seeker the blaster she had.
Everyone became shocked.
"Well that ain't good." said Sam.
Seeker aimed the blaster at both Meek and Chelsey before whimpering.
"I don't want to shoot anyone, this won't solve anything." said Seeker.
Chelsey groaned.
"You never want to do anything." said Chelsey.
Seeker groaned and became mad.
"Oh nag, nag, nag, that's all you ever do to me. Even during the first days of our honeymoons." said Seeker.
"I told you I never wanted to go the planet of erupting volcano's." said Chelsey.
"My father took me to that planet when I was young, really loved the sights." said Seeker.
"The water was nothing but hot magma that wasn't suited for swimming." said Chelsey.
"You're not meant to swim in it, it's for sight seeing." said Seeker.
The two resumed arguing as the others looked on in shock.
"At this rate, we'll probably be deader then George H W Bush." said Rock.
"Yeah maybe." said Sky.
"You enjoy being a lazy asshole every day." said Chelsey.
"You know what I think about your nagging, YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK ABOUT IT?! THIS IS WHAT I THINK ABOUT BEING NAGGED AT ALL THE TIME!" yelled Seeker.
He threw the blaster on the ground before it broke apart and fired a laser.
The laser started bouncing off of lots of windows and reflective surfaces as everyone's eyes were following it around before it wound up hitting Edd, supposedly disintegrating him.
Everyone became shocked.
Even Seeker was shocked.
"Whoops." said Seeker.
Interview Gag
"My bad, my bad." said Seeker.
End Interview Gag
Meek groaned.
"Alright, that's it, I'm taking charge." said Meek.
He walked over to Seeker and Chelsey and twisted both their arms in hammer locks.
The two screamed in pain.
"Here's what's going to happen." Meek said before turning to Seeker, "You are going to get a hobby and leave your ship every once in a while when not doing any work."
He then turned to Chelsey.
"And you are going to quit nagging your own husband all the time." said Meek.
The two did some thinking.
"How about no?' said Chelsey.
Meek twisted their arms some more as cracking sounds were heard.
Everyone became shocked.
"Wow, never seen this side to him before." said Sky.
Rock chuckled.
"I have." said Rock.
"Same here." said Luna.
"Okay okay, uncle, we give." said Chelsey.
"Now let us go." said Seeker.
Meek let the two go.
Later; Seeker's ship was flying off the planet.
"Well, takes care of that. I'd say that was a happy ending." said Rock.
"Almost." said Luna.
Everyone turned to see Sky looking at the charred area where Edd was at while shedding a tear.
Luna went so Sky.
"It'll be alright, maybe there'll be someone else like him." said Luna.
Then the same alien costumed girl appeared looking up.
"Come back Seeker, I want to have your children, there's no one else like you." said the girl.
She turend to Rock and smiled flirtatiously.
"Hello." she said.
Rock flipped his emo hair up, revealing his ugly eye.
"DAAAAAAAAAAA!" the girl screamed in shock before running off.
Everyone noticed it and became confused.
"Wait, why was she here, wasn't she disintegrated by Seeker's wife?" said Sam.
Meek looked at the destroyed blaster and became shocked.
"Wait a minute, this is one of my cheap teleporter blasters from those Riverdale comics." said Meek.
Interview Gag
"Honestly, right now I'm actually glad I built a teleporter by mistake." said Meek.
End Interview Gag
"So if that was a teleporter, then where's Double D?" said Sky.
A vibrating sound was heard and Sky pulled out her phone and saw a text from Edd saying 'The strangest thing happened, I was hit by a laser, and next thing you know, I end up in Shawn's apartment just as he and Sonic were about to play Smash Ultimate'.
Sky became shocked and ran off, leaving behind a cloud shaped like her.
Rock flipped his hair back in front of his ugly eye.
"Wow." He said.
"Aspiring Olympian, she can burp out a campfire." said Meek.
Everyone stared at Meek in shock.
"It's best to believe what she says." said Meek.
Everyone nodded.