Patric's POV
Thankfully, things have calmed down a small bit since the full moon incident. If anything, things have gone back to normal. Although, Little decided to take up kendo under Cerea's teachings.
"Excellent work, Young Master, PJ. You are learning quite well." Cerea said praising Little as he only smiled and blushed.
"Ah, marriage..." Miia drooled as she thought about us getting married. "I can't wait..." She said drooling until she was brought back to reality. "Oh! What'd for dinner tonight..." She trailed off, seeing a blue slime in the pot. "Ah, ah, AHHHHHHH!" She screamed causing Cerea, Little and I to rush over. We looked and saw the blue slime on Miia's head. She had trouble breathing as she went unconscious. We spent the next few minutes making sure she was warm enough on the couch.
"Mama Cerea, what was that?" Little asked.
"That was a slime." She said cleaning her replica blade. "Some species haven't been cleared by the Interspecies Exchange Bill. One of these is the Slime. We may not know how it got here, but fear not. With my blade, a replica, I shall protect you all." She said preparing her weapon as the Slime shot out of the water dish. Cerea tried to attack with her sword but it only got covered in slime. "Impossible! I believe Slimes are the weakest enemies in RPGs!"
"Do you get all your information from games?" I asked surprised.
"But she is right about that." Little responded. In trying to solve this mess of a situation, we all ended up getting slime all over us. "Oh god. This is really sticky. I think that's enough life for one night. G'night." Little said walking to his room.
"I-I should probably take a bath." I said rushing myself to the bathroom. As I got in, I heard the shyness in Cerea's voice by the door.
"Um, Milord, is it alright if I come in?"
"Oh, sure." I said obliviously as she walked in. I grew surprised seeing her in the fanservice steam.
"I-I have not come with ill intent! I have come here in order to protect you from the slime." She stuttered as she walked in. Though she then began to slip and fall on me. "I am also quite slimy." She said as I had trouble breathing as my head was stuck in her breasts. When I got up, I began washing near her hind legs. "I apologize for having you wash my hine area." She said with a blush.
"It's fine, Cerea. I'm just wondering how you'd wash your, area..." I said awkwardly.
"I use a long brush!" She said with a large blush. She then kind of screeched a bit. "M-Milord, I don't think you need to wash down there anymore." She said as I got off. The two of us just sat in the bath for a little bit until I decided to bring up the all important topic.
"So, what do you think the Slime is after, Cerea?" I asked her.
"Water." This got my attention. "Slimes require a constant amount of water in order to maintain their forms." She said simply.
"Then, shouldn't we be worried? Cerea, we are in a tub filled with water. We didn't think this through." I said as puddles of slime kept falling down from the ceiling. We looked up and saw the Slime above us as Cerea tried to attack. But she ended up slipping and kncoking herself unconscious. "Cerea! Are you alright?! Cerea!" I said as the Slime wrapped around me. As i tried to find some way to escape, the Slime became a girl, looking about my age with green tentacles for hair with green eyes as well. "Wait, what?" I questioned as she rubbed her, um, breasts on me, in a similar manner to when Cerea fell on me. "Is it possible she's mimicking to communicate with us? Maybe she's not so dangerous after all!" I said as she put me within her belly as I began to have trouble breathing. "Oh no! I'm gonna pass out if I can't get outta this! Wait the tub!" I thought jumping into the tub as she dilluted from the large amount of water. "Few! That was close! Stay here for now." I said addressing the Slime as I walked back to the living room. To my surprise I saw Miia and Cerea up and back to normal.
"Dillution! Excellent work Milord!" Cerea said complementing me.
"Now all we need to do is call Ms. Smith about it." Miia said.
"But would she even do anything about it?" I questioned as Miia sighed with me.
"She can be so careless at points." She sighed.
"What the heck?!" we heard Little shout from his room as the four of us ranover to his room and saw him caught in a similar tentacle situation I was in with Mad Doctor trying its hardest to break free from the Slime's belly as the other three Shift Cars backed away. "Friend of yours? I hope?" He struggled to say.
