Orochimaru's Daycare Service: Part 3
Lesser Details Lead To Ruin!
It was late in the afternoon, and everyone was exhausted. The rowdy children they were looking after had worn them out completely. The children, to the ninja's relief, were beginning to wind down as well.
The six ninjas held a short meeting in the corner of the facility while the children were at play.
"The children's parents will be picking them up soon, but thanks to these little brats, I'm too exhausted to carry out tonight's village take-over mission," Orochimaru says.
"We should rest then, and try to do it tomorrow instead," Itachi recommends.
"I second that," says an exasperated Kabuto.
"Well, I'm glad that this will be over soon enough…" Haku says, smiling nervously.
"Yes…and I'm going to enjoy beating you up tonight to relieve some stress," Orochimaru promises, pointing an accusing finger at Haku.
All of the men suddenly turn around when they hear someone come through the front door.
"Who could that be?" Kisame asks.
"Could be the parents of the children. Let's check it out," Zabuza says.
All of them head toward the front of the facility, only to meet face-to-face with a member from the Ninja Counsel.
"Oh crap…I forgot that guy was coming to inspect this area…" Haku says.
"Yes…and this guy was supposed to be here this morning if I recall…" Itachi says.
"Not to worry men. We've got nothing to hide. This inspection will be over before you know it," Orochimaru says before approaching the Counsel member.
"Greetings. I am from the Ninja Counsel. I am here to inspect this fine facility you have," the man says, with important documents and a clipboard on hand.
"Well well…Come on in, take a look around," Orochimaru says, inviting the guy inside.
"Wow…I'm surprised this guy doesn't know who we are…" Kisame whispers to Orochimaru.
"Hmm…it is a bit unusual…" Orochimaru whispers back.
The Counsel member takes a good look around the facility, from inspecting the kitchen, toys, and the works. After what seemed like forever, the Counsel member returns to the six ninjas.
"All right then, men…everything seems to be in place…except for one thing…" the Counsel member says.
All six ninjas look at each other.
"Uh…what would that be?" Orochimaru asks.
"I need to see your Caretaker's Permit for this facility," the Counsel member says.
All of the ninjas freeze as he says those words.
"…Um…just one second…" Orochimaru says, before huddling with the other ninjas.
"Great…just great…we don't have a damn permit!" Orochimaru says.
"What?! How can that be? After all of the work we put into setting up this place…" Zabuza says.
"Damn…how could I forget about the permit…" Haku says, placing his palm on his face.
"Shit…now what do we do?" Kisame asks.
"Just follow my lead!" Orochimaru says.
Everyone turns back toward the Counsel member.
"Uh…funny thing is…we kinda left the permit back at my house, you see…" Orochimaru lies.
"…You don't have a permit, don't you?" the Counsel member says, tapping his foot as he didn't buy Orochimaru's story.
"Uh…um…well…you see…Hey look! Your car is on fire!" Orochimaru says, pointing past the Counsel member.
"WHAT?!" the Counsel member yells, spinning around to see.
At that moment, all six ninjas make a hasty escape in the other direction.
"Hey wait a minute! I don't have a car! And on top of that, what the hell is a car anyways?!" the fooled Counsel member says, turning to see that Orochimaru and his gang had slipped way.
Meanwhile Outside Behind The Facility
"THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! NOW EVERY GODDAMN NINJA OFFICIAL IN THE VILLAGE WILL BE AFTER US FOR RUNNING AN ILLEGAL DAYCARE! THE PLAN IS RUINED!" Orochimaru shouts at Haku.
"So the plan is a flop. Now what?" Kabuto asks.
"What else? All we could do is run away," Haku says nervously.
"I have a better idea…let's have a three-legged race…WITH MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS!" Orochimaru shouts to Haku again.
"I FOUND THEM! ARREST THEM!" yells a voice from around the building.
"RUN, NOW!" Itachi says, as all six men start fleeing from the other ninjas who were now pursuing them.
Announcer: And now for another news update from The Hidden Leaf Village News At Five!
Kakashi: Hello. Kakashi Hatake here.
Might Guy: And his sexy girl-magnet co-anchor: Might Guy!
Might Guy gives another trademark smile to the camera.
Kakashi: Girl magnet? You couldn't get a date even if you bought them dried from a tin.
Might Guy: That's not true! At least my first love, unlike you, wasn't some underage…
Before he finished his sentence, Kakashi smacks Might Guy in the face, knocking him out of his chair as he flew and crashes into the back wall of the news set.
Kakashi: Ahem, anyways…on with the news update. Earlier today the Ninja Counsel arrested six well-known rogue ninjas after they were caught running a Daycare Facility without a proper permit. All six men have been charged and sentenced to twenty years in prison without parole. Haku, the youngest member of the convicted six, pleaded with Judge Third Hokage that he not be booked into the same cell with Orochimaru throughout his sentence on claims that Orochimaru is abusive to him. That plea has been denied.
Might Guy dizzily walks back toward his co-anchor's seat.
Might Guy: This particular tale is complete. Now for the next story: Sasuke's Gang, coming soon after these messages. In the meantime, I'm going to get me some aspirin…
Kakashi smiles at the camera.
Kakashi: We'll be back after a short break.
Continue on to the next chapter!