Yoo-Hoo! Lasy Fanfiction writer here! I wrote this when I was very tired. I checked for retarded mistakes, although if you find any, let me know in a review. Enjoy!

That was an awkward moment. What do you say to a story like that? Ness looked around. Poo was listening carefully to Steven's story. Paula was looking down, thinking of something to say.

"What did you do after you found out your parents died?" Jeff finally broke the silence.

"I cried like a little girl. What did you expect?" Steven said with a smug grin. "Through some reasearch I did here and there, I found out that the death of my parents was a planned assassination carried out by the Cinqtopolis Mafia, They used to be called the Kings." Used to? What did he mean by used to?

"What do you mean by 'used to be called the Kings?" Ness asked.

"Oh yeah, their leader died, The leader's son took over the gang and then they became the-"

Suddenly, A loud crash interupted Steven. Someone threw a rock through Steven's window.

"Stripe Shirts for life!" Yelled a voice from outside the window.

"Stripe Shirts..." Steven said with an annoyed expression. That annoyed expression soon turned in to flat out rage.

"You know what! Let's get that fuckin' shield killer thing and teach the Stripe Shirts a lesson on what it feels like to get on my bad side!" Steven was already cracking his knuckles.

"Wait! Don't you think we should have a plan?" Ness said, Hoping to calm Steven down.

"Oh, I got a plan alright. I'm going to march in their 'hideout', with or without you, I'm going to remove that stupid shield of his. Then I'm going to break his face like his boys just did to my window over here!" Steven paused to think for a moment, then opened up with a calmer expression. "Look man. This has been a four year stalemate between me and them. I'm sorry if I seem anxious or whatever but It's just because I can finally see the ending to this fight. Are you guys going to come with me?" Ness thought over it.

'I say we help him' Paula said telepathically. 'I don't believe he is a bad person. He just suffered a lot and evantually turned bitter from it. I think we should help him. Contrary of what the people say, I believe he is the good guy in this situation.' Ness looked over at Paula, Paula looked back and nodded.

"Alright. We'll help you out. Do you where their hideout is?"

"Yeah, Follow me." Steven led the way to the Stripe Shirt hideout. While following Steven, Ness thought to himself. Steven's story raised as many questions as it answered. Where did the bully end up? Did Steven's mom and dad really deserve to be assassinated? Ness thought about these question's to himself. Steven tapped Ness on the shoulder.

"We're here." Steven said while pointing to an old werehouse. The gate was guarded by two Stripe Shirts, one of them walked up to Ness and the others,

"Steven? The boss wants to talk to you and your friends. He told us to bring you to him. Follow me." Ness was starting to get annoyed with all this following. They went inside the werehouse. There was graffiti on the walls and Stripe Shirts were eying the entire group. They walked into a long hallway and apporached a door. The door had the words 'Welcome to hell' spraypainted on it.

"Are you kidding me? 'Welcome to hell?' His ego sure as hell inflated since we last met, Steven let out a small chuckle. The Stripe Shirt opened the door to a big room. It looks like it was the assembly line in a factory at one point in time.

"Ah. Steven, Steven, Steven. I have wanted to talk to you for a long time." There was a boy standing in the middle of the room. He was wearing a Blue Shirt with Yellow Stripes identical to the other Stripe Shirts, however he had a red bandana tied around his neck. Perhaps it was to symbolise that he had more power in the gang than everyone else.

"Yeah, I guess I wanted to 'speak' with you too. Jonathan." Jonathan? That's his friend from the story. But that means...

"Wait what? Jonathan? You mean from the story?" said a suprised Jeff

"Story? You told them a story? Did you tell them the story on how you took my dad away? I bet you didn't even tell them the whole story! What about the story of your deadbeat mom and dad indirectly resonsible for killing hundreds?"

"Don't go on the whole power trip Jonathan! Just because my parents were messed up doesn't mean I'm bad too! I killed your dad because he killed first!" Jonathan started laughing manically.

"Steven you moron! You should know by now. They deserved it-"

"Yeah? Who the fuck is your dad to decide to who lives and dies! No one gave your dad a right to kill anybody!"

"You know what? He didn't have the right to kill anyone. But that's just because he didn't need it, he had Cinqtopolis' 100% support in the matter The town wanted those crooks dead as much as my dad did! My dad was a hero! The best part is that I can run my mouth all I want about your deadbeat parents. I have that shield that blocks all of your attacks, incase you forgot." Steven smiled and looked at Jeff, Jeff nodded back. Jeff pointed the Super Shield Killer at Jonathan and pulled the trigger. A sound similar to breaking glass was heard and Jonathan's Super Shield dissapeared.

"What! No... What the fuck did you do? Damn Damn Damn Damn..." Jonathan pulls out a remote from his pocket, Ness assumed it was the remote for the Super Shield. Right before Jonathan presses it, it is blown up by a bolt of lightning shot by Steven.

"No you don't. Were going to have some fun!" Steven runs over to Jonathan and punches him in the face with a right hook, Jonathan flies back a metre or two.

"I'm going to go easy and use one hand. Ready to play Johnny-boy?" Johnny-boy-Er. Jonathan gets back up, holding his jaw.

"You little... I don't need the Shield to beat a chump like you!"

"Really? I love defiance! Let's see how long that lasts..." Steven chuckles and punches Jonathan in the gut, making sure he doesn't fall, he then punches him in the face and grabs his arm to make sure he doesn't fall again. A barrage of punches came after. Jonathan's face was all busted up after the barrage and Steven's beating him up with one arm!

*SMACK* Jonathan slapped Steven in the face. A desprate tactic... He slapped Steven as a desprate attempt to stop the beating he was getting. Not a good idea. Steven just stood there with a suprised look on his face.

"Oh man. You actually had the NERVE to slap me? I was planning to go easy on you too." Steven takes his left hand out of his pocket and...

*SMACK* Steven slapped Jonathan right back. Jonathan fell to his knees and spat at the ground a few times...

A tooth. Jonathan spat out a bloody tooth.

"Oh, would you look at that? I just knocked out someone's tooth by slapping him in the face! Wanna go for round 2, Johnny? I'll use both hands!"

"You... Cheated..."

"What? How the hell did I cheat? I swear I did everything fair and squar-"

"Gotcha!" Jonathan then gave Steven a big uppercut right to the jaw. The attack practically bounced off of Steven. Jonathan attempted throw another punch but Steven ducked and dodged to Johnathan's right side. Before Johnathan could even think, Steven punched him right in the jaw. The punch knocked him a few metres, he slid on the floor towards Ness and the others. He got up and grabbed Poo in a sleeper hold.

"Aha! Now Steven, do what I say or friendly asian guy gets-" Poo elbows Jonathan in the stomach and tosses him back to Steven.

"Nice plan buddy. Why would you grab the asian guy anyway? It's obvious the asian guy knows martial arts! Moron." Jonathan tries throwing a punch at Steven. Steven simply punches Jonathan's fist. Their fists connect with a sickening crack. All that was heard was a loud scream of agony. Jonathan broke most of the bones in his hand with that punch.

"AAAHH! My hand! How the fuck did you break my hand!" His fingers were pointing in all weird directions. Steven picked up Jonathan by the collar of his shirt. Steven pulls back his arm, getting ready to throw another barrage of punches.

"Steven stop!" Paula screamed "He doesn't deserve this. You've beat on him enough. Please just stop this."

Steven looked at Paula and thought for a moment.

"You know what? Your right." Steven throws Jonathan down. "If he tries this tough guy crap again, I will beat him down. But, I'll give him the chance to redeem himself."

'I guess Paula was right. Maybe he still has some good in his heart.' Ness thought to himself.

"Alright guys. Let's get outta here!" Ness finally spoke up for the first time since stepping in the warehouse.

"Sounds like a plan." Steven smiled. The group turned around and started walking until a distinct click was heard. The click was followed by another set of clicks.

"Alright. Now it looks like the tides are turned." Ness and the others turned around...

Jonathan was with a large group of 15 other Stripe Shirts. They were pointing guns at the five.

"I didn't want to resort to this... Actually I did. The gun shipment was just delayed for a while. Thank god they're here now huh?" Jonathan attempted to wipe the blood off his face but there was just too much. Jonathan just shrugged and laughed. "Steven, I'm going to make you and your friends here pay for what you did.

"They have nothing to do with this."

"I think they do. Your little nerd friend removed my shield. Your little asian friend elbowed me in the gut. The fake Stripe Shirt is a poser and we just happen to like shooting posers. We won't shoot the girl though. Well just-"

"Force yourselves on her? Keep her as reward right? Steven smirked "Sorry" he said sarcastically "I kinda know the repitoire."

"Yeah... I guess you do... Well, It doesn't change the fact that even if you were to shoot one of us with your lightning, the rest of us would just gun you down."

"Hmph. Guns or no guns. Your just a bunch of petty thugs without your shield. The cops could probally take you all out, If they haven't gotten too fat off of donuts that is. Steven and Jonathan had a good laugh at Steven's joke.

"Oh man. That was good. Hard to believe we still have the same sense of humour huh?" Jonathan shot at Steven's foot, Steven jumped to avoid it. Then Jonathan and the Stripe Shirts started laughing. "I love how you think you can talk your way outta this. These are actually loaded ya know? Your going to pay for what you did to my father Steven." Ness was tired of this. Jonathan's cowardly attidute reminded Ness too much of Pokey and how much he hated him, Ness finally had enough.

"Put the guns down or else." Ness threatened.

"Or else what?" Jonathan smirked "We Stripe Shirts ain't afraid of anything."

"I'm warning you." The entire warehouse was starting to glow a rainbow of colours. Paula quickly realised what Ness was about to do.

"Ness don't! Use Flash or something! If you use Rockin' you'll kill them all!" Ness sighed. " I guess Rockin' is too strong for them, huh?" The rainbow coloured light turned into a green one.

"PK FLASH OMEGA!" The faint green light flashed really bright for a moment. The five covered their eyes. The Stripe Shirts stared at the light like morons. The intense Flash knocked them all out.

"HOLY HELL! That was freakin' awesome! What the hell was that man? That was no PSI I've ever seen..." Steven was just freaking out.

"That was PK Flash." Jeff spoke up "I thought the same way when I first saw it. Very impressive looking huh?"

"You bet! But what was the rainbow crap? I'm pretty bad at detecting psychic energy, but that just gave me a headache from the energy alone, don't even get me started on the rainbows. I never seen so much phychic power in one place. Hats of to you Ness, I know when someone's got me beat. You have me beat in psychic power by a long shot.

"Um... That was Rockin' Ness' strongest attack" Paula spoke up. " More importantly, I don't really know how to put this but... Ummmm."

"What Paula is trying to say is that we all have you beat in psychics." Jeff spoke up "Well, except me."

"Oh really? How so?"

"Well. All you know how to do is PK Thunder. Granted, none of them are that accurate with it but Paula and Poo know use all forms of thunder and more. To put it rudely, you suck."

"Jeff! That's not what I wanted to say! What I wanted to say is that there is man who wants Steven's attention." Steven turned around to find out that Paula was telling the truth. There was a short man with brown hair and a grey beard tapping Steven on the shoulder.

"Yes?" The man took out an envelope and gave it to Steven.

"We just decoded your parents' will, It said to give you this envelope."

"Why now?" Said Steven in sheer awe of how convenient this is.

"I dunno. It was written strangely, like cursive writing or something. Just take the envelope. Later." With that comment, the short man left. Steven opened the envelope and started smiling.

"Hehehe." Steven chuckled

"What is it?" Jeff inquired

"My ticket outta this shitty town! I got no business here anymore! You guys want to have a real vacation?"

"Sure." Said Ness.

"Sounds good!" Exclaimed Paula

"I would like to go too" Poo stated

"I'm in." Said Jeff

"Alright, get in a circle." They did as Steven told. "Now lift your right leg up. When I count to three your going to stop on the ground as hard as you can. Ready?"

"1."

"2."

"3!" They all stomped on the ground. A large ringing was heard. They didn't go anywhere... Except for Steven. He dissapeared.

"What the hell?" Jeff questioned.

"Teleport Gamma..." Poo mumbled

"Teleport Gamma?" Paula asked?

"Yes, Teleport Alpha and Beta are not the only types of Teleport. There is a third version. It takes as much energy as Teleport Alpha and requires no movement. However, It can only teleport one person. It is useless for groups of people because of this. The downside of only teleporting one person is far too great, It is the only reason I didn't tell you about it. It is a shame. I was somewhat curious to find out where he would have taken us..."

"Me too." Ness said in a dissapointed tone. "Me too."

O hai! How are you doing? Interesting huh? No? The story sucks? Well *#*ing write about it in a review.

F-bomb count = 4

I don't think that number will increase often. Since my OC doesn't like to swear unless he gets really angry. Speaking of him, what do you guys think of his story? Who do you think is the good guy/bad guy in this situation? Why do you think that? I'm very curious on your opinions. Hope you enjoyed the chapter! See you on 2012