Place and time: The Satellite of Degenerates on the morning of July 12th
Our heroes are outside the theater.
Hunter: What do you say we contact Vince and see if we can get unmixed?
Bret: Good call.
They enter the den and stand in front of the television screen.
Bret: Vince…
Vince appears. He's kneeling.
Vince: Oh, you guys are finished.
Shawn: Like you didn't know.
Vince: I've been busy trying to get the transporter fixed.
Sean: And then you can fix us?
Shane: (the camera focuses on him) And me.
Our heroes snicker a little.
Shane: Go ahead laugh.
Vince: (camera refocuses on him) I certainly laughed plenty when I read the fan fic you just finished. So Shawn, do you still trust Hunter?
Shawn: Of course. It was just a fan fic. Hunter would never betray me.
Vince: Hunter…
Hunter: I would never intentionally betray Shawn's trust.
Vince: Time will tell won't it.
Shane: (changing the subject)Dad, the technicians believe they fixed the transporter.
Vince: Very good. Why don't you test it?
Shane's body walks behind Shane and Vince. The technicians begin to strap it down. Shane takes a deep breath and sits in the transporter. The technicians strap him in too. Once Shane and the woman with whom he switched bodies with were secure, Vince took out his controller.
Vince: I'm going to beam you right into the control booth. Then, you can come out and tell me if it worked.
Shane nods and Vince presses a button. Shane and the woman in his body break up into millions of molecules and disappear.
Vince and our heroes wait.
Sean: Did it work? Did it work?
They all wait a moment more and then Shane's body and the woman's body enter.
Vince: Well, son…
Shane: (the woman opens her mouth, the voice is high pitched) It didn't work.
Our heroes break into laughter.
Hunter: I see Shane that you still know what it means to be a woman.
Shawn: And your new voice matches your appearance.
Shane: This is not funny.
Sean: Actually, it's very funny.
Bret: (becomes serious) Actually, it's not that funny. We're still stuck in the wrong bodies.
Vince: I will continue to have my people work on the transporter.
Bret: Until then…
Shawn: I'm stuck wearing flannel and heavy metal t-shirts.
Bret: I'm not looking forward to seeing your clothes closet either.
Our heroes attention is diverted when they hear something enter the den. It's Serpentina and she approaches our heroes.
Hunter: Your girlfriend's here, Kid.
However, as Serpentina comes over to the group, she looks only at Hunter.
Hunter: Okay…hi…(pointing at Sean) Sean's right there.
Serpentina continues to focus only on Hunter and starts moving uncomfortably close to him.
Hunter: Kid…
Sean: (covers his mouth with his hand to try to hold back his laughter) Hunter, I'm afraid that Serpentina has room in her programming for only one man…and since you're in my body…
Hunter: Oh God…(Serpentina is almost touching Hunter's chest) Kid, what do I do?
Sean: She likes it if you talk sweetly to her.
Hunter: Kid!
Shawn: (to Bret) I think this is a good time to say good night …or is it good day?
Bret: (to the camera) Bye for now.
Sean: (interrupting Shawn and Bret's goodbyes) So if Hunter has my problems, does this mean I get his room?
Hunter: Not on your life.
The End
Yeah, done. I only started this story back in the summer. I've just had a lot going on.
I do want to thank everyone who has enjoyed my writings. Your feedback means so much to me.
There are more writings to come.