Diclaimer: I have no rights to the WWE or any of it superstars or Divas.
Also I do not have any rights to the song I Hate Everything About You by Ugly Kid Joe
or Creed's Arms Wide Open.
Authors Note: This chapter is kinda long. And thank you, thank you to those of you who reviewed! It is greatly appreciated!
Matt and Jeff arrived Friday afternoon. As they walked in Jeff remarked. "You live over a coffee shop?"
"Yep, its convenient if anything." Lexa said shrugging her shoulders as the two men made their way into her home.
"Wow, who took those pictures." Matt said pointing to the wall of the entryway that held several pictures of landscape, sunset, random people, children, & architecture.
"I did, it's a hobby of mine. I love photographs." Lexa said as she led the men into her livingroom, and pointed to a doorway."You guys can stash your stuff in the spare bedroom."
After they put there bags down in the spare room, both men walked out and started looking around. "Lex this place is awesome." Said Jeff, then admiring the sign over the fireplace. "The Hairy Alligator, huh?" He said pointing up at the sign.
"Yeah that is the bar in Key West I told you about. That is pretty much my second home. This is my Aunt Meg." Lexa said picking up a picture off a shelf and holding it for both guys to see.
"You look just like her." Matt said looking at the picture.
"Yeah, and we are definitely two peas in a pod." Lexa said putting the picture back on the shelf.
That was when Matt noticed another picture on the same shelf. "What the?" He exclaimed "Lexa is that you with bright purple hair?"
"Let me see that" Jeff said snatching the picture from Matt. "Sure is!"
"That was back in OVW. I wore my hair that way for a while." Just self expression I guess. "You know a little something about that." She said lightly tugging on a piece of Jeff's locks.
"Yep, she is like a female version of Jeff." Trish said walking in carrying coffee's from downstairs
which Matt immediately helped her with. "Thanks Matt, I figured we would need the energy, because we are going to party tonight." Then she raised her hand which was met by Lexa with a high five.
Matt looked at Jeff and raised his eyebrows. They both shrugged and grinned as they shook their heads at the girls.
"Oh, and if you guys want to stuck around for a little while tomorrow, I'm taking Trisha here
muddin'." Lexa said grinning at Trish.
Both guys looked at Trish waiting for an argument.
"Yeah, she has this monster she calls The Slinger..." Trish started.
"As in mud Slinger. And actually its my brothers. Sorry..." Lexa said when she realized she interrupted Trish.
"Anyway, she has been trying to get me to go out in this thing forever. Pretty much just to torture me. So I agreed that I will take a quick ride in the Slinger. If she lets me play dress up with her tonight." Trish stated.
Both men looked confused.
"You have a muddin' truck called the Slinger?" Matt asked.
"Play dress up?" Jeff added.
Addressing Matt's question Lexa said."Yeah, I bought this old truck for my brother, and he fixed it up and added big tires and raised it and painted it. The agreement was it would be his but I could use it whenever I want. Trish teased me about it once when she heard my brother talking about it, so since then I have been determined to get her fraidy cat behind in it. "
Trish then added. "Yes dress up, as in she wears whatever I pick, and I get to do her hair and makeup. Her normal punky kind of rock star look is cute and all, but this will be fun." Trish said excitedly.
"This is going to be interesting." Matt said with a smirk.
A little while later as Lexa was taking a shower, Jeff was sitting out on her balcony with his feet
up on the railing. Trish and Matt were inside. Jeff decided to go inside to get a glass of water, but as he opened the door to go in he heard Matt and Trish talking.
"Matt, I know that you have a thing for Lexa, I don't blame you she's great. And I don't trust Randy either, but she is totally and completely in love with him."
"I know, but if he hurts her. I swear I'll..." Jeff heard Matt say before he quietly shut the door and stepped back outside.
"If he hurts her, you and me both brother." Jeff quietly said to himself as he sat back down.
Later that evening Matt and Jeff were dressed and ready to go, sitting on the couch waiting for Trish and Lexa to be ready. Matt was wearing nicely fitting jeans with a blue dress shirt that had a faint blue design in it, which he had open about a third of the way and his long dark hair in a pony tail. Jeff had on black pants with a white tank top and wore a white dress shirt with a black design going down each side open over it. His multi colored locks were also pulled back with a few braids stuck here and there. Finally Trish walked out wearing a light blue
tube top and a pair of low rise black leather pants and black boots, her hair pulled half up and
wearing chandelier style earrings.
"Trish, you look beautiful." Matt said
"Wow, you look great." Said Jeff
"Thanks guys." Trish said smiling"Wait until you see Lexa. She is just putting her shoes on."
Just then Lexa walked out, she was wearing a cream colored silk low cut "V" neck halter that
stopped just above her belly button, and had thin straps that tied in the back around her neck and
one around the middle of her back where the top ended, leaving her back exposed. And a short black skirt that sat at her hips, and strappy black heals. The outfit was completed with a silver necklace with a single star hanging from it, and silver threader earrings. Trish had done Lexa's long blonde hair in very loose messy curls and had left it down.
"Damn" Jeff said looking at Lexa, and then realizing he was staring. "Umm, I didn't know you had tattoos." Pointing at the purple and green vine tattoo on her foot and the red, purple, and blue celtic trinity knot on her stomach just above her hip bone.
Matt hadn't said a thing he was just staring.
Touching the tattoo on her stomach."Yeah, they make me keep 'em covered, they don't work well with the girly girl image."
Coming to his senses Matt said "Lexa you look..., I mean... wow."
Her cheeks getting slightly flushed "Thanks Matt."
"So um, what is the writing in that tattoo." Asked Jeff.
"Well this is a Celtic trinity knot and inside each of the points are the initials of the three generations of women in my family, the oldest in each generation that is. VLP is my grandmother
Victoria Lyna Page, JDN is my mother Jessa Danielle Nuell, and AVD is me Alexandrea Victoria Davis."Lexa explained touching each of the points in turn."My mom and grandmother have necklaces, I chose the tattoo."
"Very cool."Said Jeff looking impressed.
"Shall we?" Trish said motioning to the door.
The club was just around the corner so they walked. One of the benefits of living in a small downtown. They got to Club Merona, and Lexa walked straight up to the bouncer and
gave him a big hug. Matt and Jeff just looked at each other quizzically. Then Trish walked up and hugged him and gave him kiss on his cheek, which caused the bouncer to turn slightly red. Then Lexa turned to Matt and Jeff. "I'd like you guys to meet my little brother Trace. Trace this is Matt and Jeff Hardy."
"Hey nice to meet you guys, I'm a big fan." Trace said shaking each of their hands, before stepping back and motioning them to enter the club. "I'll try and catch you guys later."
It was still early and the club wasn't yet packed, so they had no problem getting a table near the dance floor.
"I am so ready to dance." Trish exclaimed.
"Ok, but we do a shot first." Said Lexa
"I'll get 'em what do you guys want?" Said Matt standing to head to the bar.
"Southern Comfort, please." Said Lexa
"Kamikaze." Said Trish
"I'll help you." Said Jeff
Matt and Jeff brought them all back two shots.
Half a second after she downed her shots Trish pulled Lexa out onto the dance floor,
exclaiming "Lets go!." when the song Candy Shop came on.
Jeff and Matt watched the girls dance for a few minutes before Jeff asked "So, what are we waiting for?"
Matt looked at him. "Alright lets go."
As soon as they got out there Trish grabbed Matt by the shirt and said "Alright Hardy let me show you how its done." Still holding onto his shirt she placed one of his hands on her hips and then placed her other hand on his shoulder and continued to dance.
Jeff came up behind Lexa put his hands on her hips and started dancing with her.
Lexa saw Matt and Trish and snickered as she made a motion to Jeff to indicate that Trish was already buzzed. Trish was kind of a light weight.
Jeff turned out to be a great dancer, Matt was just a little stiff but after a few more drinks he loosened up and danced pretty well. Which meant that Trish could loosen her hold on his clothing. After an hour or two of dancing and a couple more drinks, the club started to get really crowded.
Plopping down in their booth and fanning herself. Lexa asked. "You guys wanna try somewhere else?"
"Sure" Everyone agreed, they were all having a blast. Each of them had a decent buzz going but
was not drunk. So they left the club and starting walking, the small downtown area on the waterfront had a few clubs and several bars. As they were passing one bar Jeff and Lexa both exclaimed at the same time. " Karaoke!" as they both turned and headed into the bar.
Matt smiled and rolled his eyes, and Trish giggled.
They found a high top table and Jeff immediately got up and grabbed the songbook.
As they all ordered drinks Jeff and Lexa were poring over the book trying to determine which song they were going to sing.
As they finished that round of drinks, they decided on a song. Jeff got up to give the DJ the paper that had their names and the song written on it. And as they finished the next round of drinks the
DJ called. "Jeff and Lexa are gonna sing Ugly Kid Joe's Everything About You"
With that Jeff and Lexa jumped up on stage and grabbed the mics. Then the music started.
Lexa sang:
I, hate the rain and sunny weather
and I, hate the beach and mountains too
Jeff:
and I don't like a thing about the city, no, no
and I, I, I, hate the country side too
Both:
and I, hate everything about you
everything about you
Jeff:
I don't like a thing about your mother
and I, I hate your daddy's guts too
Lexa:
I don't like a thing about your sister, no, no
'cause I, I, I, think sex is overrated too
Both:
and I, get sick when I'm around
I, can't stand to be around
I, hate everything about you
everything about you
everything about you
everything about you
During a break in the lyrics Lexa said into her mic "Matt and Trish get up here."
Matt looked at Trish and shrugged his shoulders "Eh, what the hell."and jumped up on stage next to Lexa,
Trish stayed put.
Jeff:
Some say I got a bad attitude
but that don't change the way I feel about you
Lexa and Matt:
If you think all this might be bringing me down
look again cause I ain't wearin' no frown
Jeff:
I don't really care about your sister
forget the little bitch 'cause I already kissed her
Lexa and Matt:
One thing that I did to your lady
put her on the bed and she didn't say maybe
All Three:
I know you know everybody knows
the way it comes, the way it goes
you think it's sad well that's too bad
'cause I'm havin' a ball and never cared a thing about you
Everything about you, everything about
I get sick when I'm around
I can't stand to be around
I hate everything about you
After the song was over Lexa hugged Matt. "I can't believe you did it, that's awesome."
"If he had been sober he probably wouldn't have." Jeff said coming up and slapping Matt on the shoulder.
"Your probably right." Said Matt
After the Karaoke was over the DJ switched to dance music. When the DJ played
slow songs Matt noticed Lexa watching everyone who was dancing. Trish was even dancing with Lexa's brother Trace who had showed up, and asked Trish to dance. He had a very obvious crush on Trish. Matt remembered that Lexa had said she loved Creed, and excused himself to talk to the DJ. When he came back with a big grin on his face, Lexa didn't notice but Jeff did, and looked at his brother questioningly. But Matt just ignored him, and as Creed's With Arms Wide Open, came on, Lexa sighed "This is such a pretty song."
"Come on" Matt said getting up and holding his hand out to her.
Lexa smiled and they both headed out to the dance floor.
As Lexa wrapped her arms around Matt's neck and he placed his hands on her exposed waist, she had no way to know it, but his heart was racing. As Lexa danced with her eyes closed just enjoying the music, Matt couldn't take his eyes off her. And back at the table Jeff didn't take his eyes off of either of them.
When the song ended Lexa leaned up and gave him a kiss on the cheek. "Thanks Matt."
His eyes followed her as she headed back to the table, then he walked over to join them, again ignoring the look Jeff was giving him. They all stayed until 2am when the bar was closing and by that time they were all pretty wasted.
As they walked back to Lexa's place, Trish and Lexa got into fits of giggling.
And Trish turned around and grabbed Matt and Jeff's cheeks and pinched them."You guys are sooo cute! Aren't they Lexa?" Talking baby talk and then started laughing.
Lexa turned around attempting to walk backwards so she could face them. "Yep, you guys are so
cute its disgusting!" She said then broke out into a fit of laughter, which turned into her and Trish
clinging to each other as they laughed and tried not to fall over. Watching the girls in their drunken giggling fit Matt and Jeff couldn't help but laugh. Then suddenly Jeff ran forward and picked up Lexa and threw her over his shoulder. As she screamed and laughed, and he made a dash for her house."Lets lock 'em out Lex!" Jeff yelled.
"Hell no! Come on Trish." Matt yelled as he grabbed a shocked and very drunk Trish and made a run for Lexa's house. They all made it up the stairs and into the front door before they all landed in a heap on the floor laughing, before Trish jumped up and said "Oh god." before making a dash for the bathroom.
"Uh oh, no more kamikaze's for her." Lexa said grinning. " I better go check on her."
Lexa, with the help of Matt and Jeff, put Trish to bed, and then the Jeff, Matt and Lexa stayed up for a little while longer talking about some of the antics that they had all pulled over the years.
Like Matt and Jeff dying their father's dog pink, and having a trampoline wrestling match where the loser got their head shaved, their friend Shannon had lost that one. Then they got into injuries they have had over the years. Matt showed her the scar on his leg and his other injuries, and Jeff
showed her some of his. Lexa showed them the scar on her inner arm where a bail jumper had pulled a knife on her, before one of the other bounty hunters kicked it out if his hand.
"And my first ever wrestling injury happened a month or two into my training at OVW,
your not going to believe this. I got a concussion after trying to do a swanton bomb. I had no idea what I was doing, and I never should have tried it. But you know..." Lexa said shrugging her shoulders.
"Well did you give up after that, or can you do one?" Jeff asked.
"I don't give up, and yes I can do it now. Probably almost as good as you." Lexa said giving him a big grin.
"Riiiight" Jeff said laughing.
"Well, I think I am going to go to bed. I am beat." Matt said standing up.
"Yeah me too, and unless you and Trish want to squeeze me into that bed with you." Jeff said pretending to look hopeful. "Then I think its sofa city for me." Jeff said pointing at the purple couch.
"Sofa city it is, I'll get you some blankets." Lexa said smiling.
Both men gave Lexa a kiss on the cheek and thanked her for the great night as Matt headed for the spare room and Jeff to the couch.
Matt and Jeff left in the morning after Lexa made them breakfast. The ride in the Slinger would have to wait, Trish was way too hung over, and was still in bed. They gave Lexa goodbye hugs and peaked their heads in on Trish to say goodbye to which they received a very muffled
goodbye back.