AN: Im grounded again XD after this updates for all my stories will take longer sorry

Me: there is a lot this time O.o

Illusion Island

Dear Steve,

Oh so you had a family? I apologize then. I wanted to kill you with a poleax you know but after hearing your side of the story... You don't deserve death. (Seriously you'd think aleast America would understand. He is very multicultural and non human beings obsessed after all) By the way have you heard of the "ao oni" before?

Sincerely,

I2

I'm glad you don't think I should die, and yes I have heard of Ao Oni. I've never played it before but it sounds a lot like my situation huh.

Japanese Sinister

Okay, okay, I get it. Y'know, Steve, I was thinking about watching HetaOni again. But then I realised there are no tissues in my house, so I'm gonna have to wait.

So, how powerful are you? I mean, you beat Mother Russia (the one with the scarf)! KolKolKol *clears throat* I don't know where that came from...

If I have to fight I will but I'm not human of course. When the nations are in my house it seems all their strength is negated but strengthens me so I'm not really sure how strong I really am. I've never seen HetaOni but is it sad?

Me: you're an idiot: ITS YOU

…What…?

Me: *facepalm* next one.

PridexWretchedluver4ever

You know you probably could have told that to him the first time loop instead of letting him scream at you..""""" Right now isn't the time to talk to him...they sent him to solitary confinement (poor dude)

I didn't mind that he screamed at me…but his mistake was asking me to reset time. The book responded and trapped us all. This time loop he escaped and freed himself and the others. Last I heard he was doing fine. I'm not sure why. I still regret doing what I had to do…

Me: You ok?

Yhea.

Me: uhh next question…

FrostyTheBookLover

Steve,

Wait... If you wanted the countries out of your house then why couldn't you just leave the key for them? Also, if you know they attack you when they see you, why didn't you just hide in some random room until they left?

And what's with all the puzzles?

Plus, you were kind of the one that attacked Japan in the library, I understand you chased him but he was the one running until you caught up to him...

I was chasing him yes but he whipped out a sword when I got close. I tried using the key myself and it wouldn't work. It was like all the doors were sealed. When they came in my house in the beginning all the doors locked as well. Strange right? I did try to hide at points but for some reason they always seem to find me when I do.

I really don't get the puzzles either. They were there when my family got stuck there so I'm not really sure.

Hetalia Freakyfan2

Dear Bob (you seem like a Bob to me, not a Steve),

Hi, my name is Greenland. I used to hate you, but now that I think I can understand your perspectives of all this, I don't hate you. *sigh* If only I could've been with them. Oh right! I completely forgot the questions!

1. Why did you even go to that house in the first place?

2. Why didn't you try talking to them first, then resorting to chasing out if they wouldn't listen?

3. What's your real name?

Well, bye!

Greenland

P.S. Nice story so far, BeyondAnySanity. :D

Me: Aww thanks ^^

Story…?

Me: Ignore that.

Ok…? Well when we found it we didn't know it was cursed plus living in it isn't all that bad.

As soon as they saw or heard me they attacked me so there wasn't really any other option besides attacking them. I do try chasing them out and at first they run but they don't leave they just run into another room and hide. Or they go into the bathroom; I think they know I can't go in there.

You can call me whatever you want. I'm not really concerned with that but my real name is-

Me: We have to answer more questions.

Can I just-

Me: Nope.

Kyuusoku

I don't know what to ask, so I'll just try striking up a conversation.

How are you this evening? (morning? Afternoon? I honestly don't know what time it is here -.-)

Well its morning here now and I'm doing good. This one here nearly killed us last night.

Me: HEY! English food is good!

I think you're the monster here not me…

Me: …

Oklahoma

Dear Steve,

*Knocks on your door* Were here!

Texas: Thanks to this hick...

What did ya just say Tex-ass?

Kansas: Geez, Okie calm down...

Whatever... Let's get inside, y'all...

Texas:Forget this I'm going home. *mutters* Damn hick and her stupid fantasies...

That's it! *pulls out bullwhip* Big headed farmer-boy!

Texas: *Pulls out pistol* Dumb-ass cowgirl!

Kansas: Texas! Okie! Dammit you two, don't make me use my swor-

*door opens*

Everyone: ...

Kansas: Um, awkward... Sorry, this usually happens... *grabs angry siblings and drags them inside*

-Oklahoma, Texas and Kansas

Me: HEY! STEVE! Those people are here~

…and?

Me: Go say hi~

You're annoying.

Me: I'm hungry. I'm gonna go make us some food.

If you are, use your Italian-ness not your English-ness.

Me: you're cruel but fine. *leaves*

Dear god…

Apple-Cola

Steve,
Do you think that if you tried hard enough not to scare them, you and the nations could coexist peacefully in the house, then use teamwork to find a way out so that the nations could continue living and you and your family could go to the beach?

Probably. If they could not attack me I think we could. Going to the beach would be fun but I don't think there's any way we can leave…

Rijn

Steve-

Do you know how to play the piano?

Oh, and how did you buy the furniture for your house? And why did you get such tiny furniture! You're very tall, with a glorious butt, I doubt sitting in those tiny chairs is comfy.

No the furniture was there when we got there. Yes I suppose I am tall but I usually just sit on the floor. I like the furniture and I wouldn't want to break a chair if I tried sitting in one, let alone get stuck.

No I cannot play the piano unfortunately. My hands are too big for the keys and so there really isn't a point.

CucumberAnt 5/13/12 . chapter 6

Steve,

After the nations defeat you in battle, you disappear! Why is that? Where do you go? ;A;

If I get hurt too badly (Those guys are tough even without their strength! O.o) I try and use some of my power to fade and flee. I don't want to die as you may guess. I usually go back upstairs where the rest of my family hides.

Is that all? Well I have to wait for that creepy girl to get back with more letters.

AN: *DERP* im glad you guys like this thing ^^ It is the most cracky thing I've ever written. Im Italian and English so good for you if you got the joke above (actually happened -_-') how could that even happen…?