Another version of my Breaking Dawn Parody, I re-wrote it because I've thought up some funnier stuff. And flamers that flamed my New Moon one... f'ck you! I don't care what you think!
Location: Forest
Bella: Hunt, Hunt, Hunt. Hop along now, Renesmee.
Irina: (Gasp) A Baby? How?
AnnieCullen: Well, when a man and a woman love each ot-
Irina: You know what I mean... Oh My Carlisle! Immortal child!
AnnieCullen: Nope.
Irina: What, of course it is, I mean-
AnnieCullen: Immortal pointless child.
Irina: I stand corrected small human person. The Volturi will love this. (Skips away)
AnnieCullen: You're wel- Hey! I'm not that small, just because I have tall friends!
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Location: Cullen Hizzle (House, XD)
Alice: (Gasp) A vision!
Jasper: What happened? Anymore Fangirls? (Opens cupboard)
Alice: No... Zee Volturi iz coming!
Jasper: (Hides in cupboard)
AnnieCullen: #All the Ladies tell Fellas we can do what they can do in Broken Heels# Hi Hi.
Alice: Shush. I'm on vision watch... And did someone say something about a broken heel?
Bella: She did... anyway... the Volturi?
Alice: Yes... coming... for... her! (Points at Renesmee)
Renesmee: (Gasp) Moi? But I'm too beautiful to die!
AnnieCullen: Aw, just like her mother. Self-centered and annoyingly VAIN! And we all prayed that the dominant genes would be Edward's, heartbreak everywhere.
Renesmee: I'm a half-vampire, I will kill you.
AnnieCullen: Oh yeah? I have a keyboard and the author of this Parody, I will delete you.
Renesmee: (Snarls)
AnnieCullen: (Finger hovers over delete button)
Bella: Delete my daughter, you delete me too.
AnnieCullen: Ohh, double the enjoyment.
Renesmee and Bella: Fine. We give up.
AnnieCullen: Aw Come on!
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Location: Cullen's Living Room
Jacob: (Skips in) Charlie's coming.
Bella: What?
Jacob: Oh. And I phased in front of him.
Edward: What?
AnnieCullen: (Shouting) CHARLIE'S COMING AND HE PHASED FOR HIM! (Normal Voice) Why does that last part sound like a porno?
Bella: You could of killed him?
Jacob: But I didn't, otherwise he wouldn't be coming over.
AnnieCullen: (Deep Jacob Voice) Hey Charlie, want me to phase for ya'?
Jacob: OK Ewww! And second I don't sound like that.
Charlie: Charlie Swan is in the house!
Bella: Eeep!
Renesmee: (Hides behind Bella's hair)
Bella: (Crosses legs 5,000 time) Hi Dad.
Charlie: Do you need the bathroom, Bella?
Bella: No.
AnnieCullen: (Squirts watergun at Bella's crotch) I think someone had a wittle accident, Bewa.
Bella: I hate you.
AnnieCullen: Ew, we have something in common, we hate each other.
Alice: (Appears with red eyes, GLOWING) The jeans... you ruined zem.
AnnieCullen: Tut tut. You should be more careful next time, Bella.
Charlie: I agree.
Bella: You just saw her do that.
Charlie: Did I, did I really, Bella?
Bella: Stop making him do that!
AnnieCullen: Na, it's fun. (Types on keyboard again)
Charlie: You're a stuck up bitch, Bella. WHY DO I KEEP SAYING THAT!? (Runs away)
AnnieCullen: This is more fun than Badminton.
Bella: Badminton?
AnnieCullen: You got a problem with that, bee-atch?
Bella: Well I- (AnnieCullen holds up keyboard) Nope.
AnnieCullen: Good. I would have no hesitation challenging any of you to a game. Me and Elizabeth are the masters of doubles.
Mike Newton: Me and Bella will!
TBC: (Hits Mike with Badminton Racket) Leave creep!
Mike Newton: (Like Gollum from Lord of the Rings) Precious shall be mine! (Points at Bella)
AnnieCullen: No. You don't want her. I hate to say it but you're better off with Jessica.
Everyone: (Gasp)
AnnieCullen: I know, I know, shocking. But it is in fact true.
Jessica: Am I really that bad?
Everyone: Yes.
TBC: Why don't you two run along, get married and have dumb blonde babies together. (Looks at AnnieCullen)
AnnieCullen: Go on, sing it.
TBC: #She wants to have your babies#
I liked tis chapter a lot, considering I nearly deleted Renes-tard. XD
Review. And can you read and review 'A Forks Fairytale' please?
ACxx