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This story I got the idea from Welcome To The Badlands. I really like the idea, so I decided to use it. (Don't worry, I didn't steal it. She suggested it in a review, but I still PM'ed her just to make sure.) :) :)

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Disclaimer: Do I have to? Ugh, fine. I do not own PJO or HOO. There. Happy? :)


Jason and Thalia Grace. Son and Daughter of Zeus/Jupiter, king of the gods and god of the sky and lightening.

"Coke is so much better." I stated to Jason, rolling my eyes.

I guess your probably wondering whats going on. Well, to answer your question, my little brother and I are at school. I know right? Who goes to school? Anyway, all the other Demigods at Camp Half-Blood have to go to school, as well as the Roman Demigods of the seven. So your probably wondering why I am here if I don't attend Camp anymore. Well, Lady Artemis thought she had this 'great' idea where her lieutenant goes to school to try and recruit some more people to join the hunt. Because, in the giant war we lost a lot of members. Now there is only about 32 hunters left. 33 including Lady Artemis. And, to make it worse, they thought it would be 'awesome' to put me in the same school as my annoying little brother, Jason Grace. I mean don't get me wrong, I love him to bits. He's my bro. But, that doesn't mean he's not annoying as Hera.

Anyway, we were sitting down in the cafeteria at the 'loner' table because apparently Jason and I aren't, how would you say it? Normal? Yeah. Well, we aren't, but I would still like to be recognised.
We were just talking to one another when Jason was about to go up and grab another drink and he asked me if I wanted anything and I asked for a coke. Then he said that that Pepsi was better and that I should get that instead. I said that coke was way better, but then he argued against. And here we are...

"Yeah right. Pepsi is where it's at." Jason retorted.

"Pepsi's to disgusting." I said back.

"Well, coke's to gross."

"Pepsi makes me want to throw up!"

Coke makes me want to puke!"

"That's the same thing!"

Jason thought for a second. "Oh."

I smiled triumphantly.

"Fine, I'll go get your coke. Want any food?" Jason asked.

"Umm, a blueberry muffin please."

He stared at me shocked.

"What?" I asked.

"Blueberry?" He gasped.

I nodded my head while raising my eyebrow. "Why's that so bad?"

"Because, chocolate chip is so much better."

I narrowed my eyes at him. "No. Blueberry is."

"No. Chocolate chip is."

"Blueberry!"

"Chocolate chip!"

"Blueberry!"

"Chocolate chip!"

"BLUEBERRY!"

"CHOCOLATE CHIP!"

"BLUEBERRY!" By this time we were shouting and I was vaguely aware of talking dying down around us. We continued bantering back and forth then we were cut off by a bright light just in front of us.

Jason and I stopped and I noticed all the mortals staring at the light.

When the light dyed down, I stared shocked.

"Dad?" Jason and I said in unison.

Standing there was Lord Zeus in his full Greek robe carrying his lightening bolt in his sheath. I mean, I'm not star struck or anything. I'm just surprised he would come to this school.

"Mhm. It's me. Zeus." He said, with a nod.

I was about to ask why he was here, when a mortal spoke up. "Zeus? Like in 'Lord Zeus. King of the gods. God of the sky?"

Zeus looked the mortal in the eye and nodded. "Yes. It is me." All the mortals stared in shock as Zeus turned his attention back on us.

"Thalia. Jason. What on earth are you two arguing about now? Your giving me a headache."

"Well Dad, Sparky over here said that Pepsi and Chocolate chip muffins are better than Coke and Blueberry muffins."

"Because they are better." Jason stated.

"No they're not!" I glared at Jason.

"Yes-" Jason was cut off. "FOR THE LOVE OF GODS, SHUT UP!" Zeus bellowed. I noticed the mortals cower away, but Jason and I just closed our mouths and looked at him. "Sorry Dad. But can you please tell her that she's wrong." Jason asked.

Zeus looked in between the two of us, then his eyes stayed on Jason. "Sorry son, but Thalia is right. Coke and Blueberry muffins are better than Pepsi and Chocolate chip muffins."

"Seriously?" Jason exclaimed.

I laughed. "Ha! See! Everyone says, fathers know best. Or is it mothers?" I asked that last part to myself. I just shrugged it off and continued laughing.

Jason just glared at me. "He's just saying that because he's in his Greek form. All the Greeks are like that."

"And all the Romans are like you. Stupid."

"Hey!"

"I'm kidding. About the Romans. Your still stupid."

He continued to glare at me.

"Now that thats settled, can you please shut up?" Zeus asked.

We nodded our heads. "Yes Dad." We said in unison.

"Good." He then flashed out of the room. I noticed that he avoided turning into his true form, for the mortals sake. Well, looks like he does care about them.

Jason and I just looked at each other, and were about to start arguing again, but then a mortal named Clara spoke up. "Z-Zeus is... Y-your d-dad?" She asked.

We just nodded simply. "Yea. By the way, he's not all that great." I said. I heard thunder rumble outside. "Oh you know it's true!" I shouted at the sky. When no thunder boomed, I smiled. "He finally gets it." I mumbled.

"So your D-Demigods?" Clara asked again.

"Yep. She's Greek, I'm Roman." Jason replied.

"I-I don't believe you." A jock called Steven piped up. Me and Jason liked at each other and had a silent conversation. "Should I go first or you?" I asked him. "You can. Lets save the best for last." I rolled my eyes, then faced everyone.

"Thalia... Grace." I choked out my last name. "Daughter of Zeus, lieutenant of Artemis and the Hunters. Was in the Second Titan and Giant wars and helper to trick Atlas. Hero of Olympus."

"Jason Grace. Son of Jupiter, Roman form of Zeus. Defeater of Krios, and toppled of Kronos' throne. One of the seven, in the second Giant war, praetor of the twelfth Legion, defeater of Gaia, saviour of Hera. I think I have more titles but I've forgotten."

I rolled my eyes.

"Still proves nothing." Steven stated.

I glanced at Jason and an understanding past between us. I pointed one hand up to the sky and summoned a lightning strike while Jason raised him self of the ground so he was levitating.

Everyone stared shocked at us. I laughed as I released the lightning and Jason landed back on the ground. I rubbed my hands together like I had just finished building something and was standing back to admire my work and turns to face Jason. "I think our work here is done little brother."

He groaned. "Don't call me that." And with that, we heard out the door of Jamison High and headed towards my grey, black and electric blue motorbike. I hopped on and Jason hopped on his electric blue motorbike and we started them up.

"I'm gonna stop by camp. I'll lead the way." I called over the noise.

He nodded his head then we set off, him behind me, riding towards camp.

At least I don't have to go to school.


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