Cell smirked as he approached the other hell mates, still not revealing the contents of the bag.
"Come on! Enough with the suspense already, Cell! Show us what's in the damn bag!" Freiza ordered.
The green tyrant stuck out his tongue. "Make me!"
"Fine, I will!"
"Bring it on!"
The duo got into fighting stance, with Kold still sprawled on the floor between them.
"Ha, Cell actually thinks that I wanna spar with him! Good, 'cause that's just what I want him to think..." the younger Icejin thought.
Cell, not really thinking, put the bag down in the corner of the room.
Frieza smirked.
"What the hell are you smirking at?!"
"Uh...about how I'm gonna kick your ass!"
"Sure, you just keep thinkin' that!"
Cell sped towards Frieza, preparing to take a swing at him.
Frieza, who had be expecting that move, dodged it easily.
"Perfect, now the bag's unguarded...." the smaller tyrant thought, as the smirk re-appeared.
In a flash, the purple and white hell mate launched himself in the direction of the bag.
"Dammit!" Cell cursed to himself and took off after Frieza.
Frieza was closing in on the bag, with Cell not too far behind.
Kold stood up from the ground and dusted himself off, totally unaware of his son speeding straight for him.
Frieza, on the other hand, saw his father, but he was going too fast and too close to stop himself.
CRASH
The father-son duo collided, knocking them both down.
All of the hell mates, subtract the two that were knocked down laughed, including Vegeta.
The two Icejins picked themselves up.
Just as Frieza was about to go after the bag again, he noticed it was gone from it's place against the wall.
"Looking for something?" Cell asked, holding up the bag.
Frieza stared at the bag. "That!"
"Come on! Just tell us what's in the bag already!" Raditz commanded.
"And why should I listen to you?"
The others groaned, this was going to take a while.
Fifteen minutes later:
"Please?" Kold asked in a sweet voice. (well as sweet as someone like Kold can be)
"No!" Cell answered quickly.
"Why not?"
"'Cause I said so!"
"Oh, come on!"
"Still no!"
"Just one little look?"
This time Cell didn't have a chance to answer, 'cause before he knew it he was tackled to the floor.
The members of hell gasped at who had tackled Cell.
"Get off me!" Cell ordered his tackler.
The 'tackler' didn't listen and proceeded to try to grab the bag.
Cell however, wasn't letting go of the bag.
The so-called tackler was getting fed up and punched Cell in the face.
The punch didn't faze Cell, but it did stun him long enough for his attacker to get the bag.
"Huh? Midol? What the hell is that!?" Vegeta demanded, looking through the bag he had just stolen from Cell.
"I don't know." Cell replied, standing up.
Vegeta read the little bottle. "For fast relief of cramps, bloating and..."
"Care to explain that?" Jeice questioned, raising an eyebrow.
Cell shook his head. "I don't know how in the hell that got in my bag!"
"Sure you don't! What else is in there, Vegeta?"
Normally Vegeta wouldn't have listened to what the pathetic Ginyu Force member had told him to do, but he made an exception, 'cause he too was curious to find out what else was in the bag.
Vegeta dug through the bag. "There's something called Tampax, something else called a 'Wonder Bra' and..."
The prince through the bag down.
"What's wrong? What else was in the bag?"
Vegeta shuddered, but regained his composure long enough to tell the others. "That bastard has condoms in the bag!"
"WHAT!?" all of the hell mates, minus Vegeta, but including Cell yelled in unison.
"W-why in the fuck do you have condoms?!" Nappa demanded.
"I-I don't know what happened, that isn't my bag!"
"Sure it isn't!"
"I guess that would explain why he wouldn't let us look in it!" Burter exclaimed.
Cell picked up the bag and threw it as hard as he could against the closest wall. "That fuckin' bag isn't mine!"
Nobody said anything and back up alittle from him.
Cell growled and stomped over to the wall.
"Do you really believe that bag wasn't Cell's?" Frieza wondered.
"Of course it was!" Nappa snapped.
"I knew there was something up with that green freak!" Guldo stated.
Vegeta hmphed, he didn't really think that bag was Cell's, but then again, he wasn't too sure.
"Well I think the condoms show that Cell's responsible!" (Hmmm, take a guess who said that!)
"..."
Needless to say, the hell mates backed up.
Hell stayed silent for alittle while.
Everyone went about doing what they were doing before Cell came back, not really wanting to start the pose thing yet.
Nobody would talk to Cell, that is, except for his best friend Frieza.
"I know that bag wasn't yours!" Frieza reassured his friend/partner is crime.
Cell slightly smiled. "Thanks. I just wish all these other morons would know that!"
"I think Vegeta already does..."
"What? Vegeta?"
"Yeah, 'cause he didn't say anything when the others were saying it was you, and you know Vegeta would say anything to make you look bad!"
Cell smirked.
"Can we play another game yet?" Kold asked, getting bored.
"But, that would mean we'd have to play with...Cell!" Recoome reminded him.
Frieza overheard their conversation and decided to defend his friend.
"What's so wrong with Cell!?" the young Icejin demanded.
"He brought condoms to the slumber party!" Raditz shouted at Frieza.
"He already told you idiots that it wasn't his bag!" Frieza protested.
"Oh yeah, like we're gonna believe that they gave him the wrong bag!"
Just then Baba appeared, holding a bag in her right hand.
"Huh?" the hell mates turned towards her.
A blush line stretched across the fortunetellers face. "Uh...I have something of Cell's."
Cell looked over at her from the wall, noticing the bag in her hand, he walked over to her.
"Um...uh...I believe I have your bag." Baba handed the bag over to Cell.
Cell looked inside the bag, just to make sure it was the right one.
The blush line was still on Baba's face. "Uh...where is my bag?"
Cell nearly choked. "Y-your bag!?"
Baba nodded in agreement.
Cell pointed to the spot where he threw the bag against the wall.
The fortuneteller grabbed her bag and left hell as quick as she could.
The hell mates laughed at the thought of that bag being hers.
Then they realized that that meant that the condoms were hers too, and that made everyone of them shudder.
Within the next few minutes most of the hell mates, excluing Vegeta, appologized about the misunderstanding.
After the appologies were over, everyone was back to being curious about what was in the bag.
"So, will you tell us what's in the bag?" Frieza asked.
Cell nodded, as the members of hell gathered around him.
A/N: Uh, yeah, weird chapter, but I was in a weird mood! Don't worry, there'll be more games and the contents of the bag will be revealed in the next chapter!
Please review, and thanks a million to those who have already reviewed me! It makes me happy to know that there's people who like my work!
Oh yeah, if you like this then you should like my other fics, especially Luck of the Draw! Check em out and review 'em!
Also, check out my Vegeta shrine! Has lots of stuff and more to come!
"Come on! Enough with the suspense already, Cell! Show us what's in the damn bag!" Freiza ordered.
The green tyrant stuck out his tongue. "Make me!"
"Fine, I will!"
"Bring it on!"
The duo got into fighting stance, with Kold still sprawled on the floor between them.
"Ha, Cell actually thinks that I wanna spar with him! Good, 'cause that's just what I want him to think..." the younger Icejin thought.
Cell, not really thinking, put the bag down in the corner of the room.
Frieza smirked.
"What the hell are you smirking at?!"
"Uh...about how I'm gonna kick your ass!"
"Sure, you just keep thinkin' that!"
Cell sped towards Frieza, preparing to take a swing at him.
Frieza, who had be expecting that move, dodged it easily.
"Perfect, now the bag's unguarded...." the smaller tyrant thought, as the smirk re-appeared.
In a flash, the purple and white hell mate launched himself in the direction of the bag.
"Dammit!" Cell cursed to himself and took off after Frieza.
Frieza was closing in on the bag, with Cell not too far behind.
Kold stood up from the ground and dusted himself off, totally unaware of his son speeding straight for him.
Frieza, on the other hand, saw his father, but he was going too fast and too close to stop himself.
CRASH
The father-son duo collided, knocking them both down.
All of the hell mates, subtract the two that were knocked down laughed, including Vegeta.
The two Icejins picked themselves up.
Just as Frieza was about to go after the bag again, he noticed it was gone from it's place against the wall.
"Looking for something?" Cell asked, holding up the bag.
Frieza stared at the bag. "That!"
"Come on! Just tell us what's in the bag already!" Raditz commanded.
"And why should I listen to you?"
The others groaned, this was going to take a while.
Fifteen minutes later:
"Please?" Kold asked in a sweet voice. (well as sweet as someone like Kold can be)
"No!" Cell answered quickly.
"Why not?"
"'Cause I said so!"
"Oh, come on!"
"Still no!"
"Just one little look?"
This time Cell didn't have a chance to answer, 'cause before he knew it he was tackled to the floor.
The members of hell gasped at who had tackled Cell.
"Get off me!" Cell ordered his tackler.
The 'tackler' didn't listen and proceeded to try to grab the bag.
Cell however, wasn't letting go of the bag.
The so-called tackler was getting fed up and punched Cell in the face.
The punch didn't faze Cell, but it did stun him long enough for his attacker to get the bag.
"Huh? Midol? What the hell is that!?" Vegeta demanded, looking through the bag he had just stolen from Cell.
"I don't know." Cell replied, standing up.
Vegeta read the little bottle. "For fast relief of cramps, bloating and..."
"Care to explain that?" Jeice questioned, raising an eyebrow.
Cell shook his head. "I don't know how in the hell that got in my bag!"
"Sure you don't! What else is in there, Vegeta?"
Normally Vegeta wouldn't have listened to what the pathetic Ginyu Force member had told him to do, but he made an exception, 'cause he too was curious to find out what else was in the bag.
Vegeta dug through the bag. "There's something called Tampax, something else called a 'Wonder Bra' and..."
The prince through the bag down.
"What's wrong? What else was in the bag?"
Vegeta shuddered, but regained his composure long enough to tell the others. "That bastard has condoms in the bag!"
"WHAT!?" all of the hell mates, minus Vegeta, but including Cell yelled in unison.
"W-why in the fuck do you have condoms?!" Nappa demanded.
"I-I don't know what happened, that isn't my bag!"
"Sure it isn't!"
"I guess that would explain why he wouldn't let us look in it!" Burter exclaimed.
Cell picked up the bag and threw it as hard as he could against the closest wall. "That fuckin' bag isn't mine!"
Nobody said anything and back up alittle from him.
Cell growled and stomped over to the wall.
"Do you really believe that bag wasn't Cell's?" Frieza wondered.
"Of course it was!" Nappa snapped.
"I knew there was something up with that green freak!" Guldo stated.
Vegeta hmphed, he didn't really think that bag was Cell's, but then again, he wasn't too sure.
"Well I think the condoms show that Cell's responsible!" (Hmmm, take a guess who said that!)
"..."
Needless to say, the hell mates backed up.
Hell stayed silent for alittle while.
Everyone went about doing what they were doing before Cell came back, not really wanting to start the pose thing yet.
Nobody would talk to Cell, that is, except for his best friend Frieza.
"I know that bag wasn't yours!" Frieza reassured his friend/partner is crime.
Cell slightly smiled. "Thanks. I just wish all these other morons would know that!"
"I think Vegeta already does..."
"What? Vegeta?"
"Yeah, 'cause he didn't say anything when the others were saying it was you, and you know Vegeta would say anything to make you look bad!"
Cell smirked.
"Can we play another game yet?" Kold asked, getting bored.
"But, that would mean we'd have to play with...Cell!" Recoome reminded him.
Frieza overheard their conversation and decided to defend his friend.
"What's so wrong with Cell!?" the young Icejin demanded.
"He brought condoms to the slumber party!" Raditz shouted at Frieza.
"He already told you idiots that it wasn't his bag!" Frieza protested.
"Oh yeah, like we're gonna believe that they gave him the wrong bag!"
Just then Baba appeared, holding a bag in her right hand.
"Huh?" the hell mates turned towards her.
A blush line stretched across the fortunetellers face. "Uh...I have something of Cell's."
Cell looked over at her from the wall, noticing the bag in her hand, he walked over to her.
"Um...uh...I believe I have your bag." Baba handed the bag over to Cell.
Cell looked inside the bag, just to make sure it was the right one.
The blush line was still on Baba's face. "Uh...where is my bag?"
Cell nearly choked. "Y-your bag!?"
Baba nodded in agreement.
Cell pointed to the spot where he threw the bag against the wall.
The fortuneteller grabbed her bag and left hell as quick as she could.
The hell mates laughed at the thought of that bag being hers.
Then they realized that that meant that the condoms were hers too, and that made everyone of them shudder.
Within the next few minutes most of the hell mates, excluing Vegeta, appologized about the misunderstanding.
After the appologies were over, everyone was back to being curious about what was in the bag.
"So, will you tell us what's in the bag?" Frieza asked.
Cell nodded, as the members of hell gathered around him.
A/N: Uh, yeah, weird chapter, but I was in a weird mood! Don't worry, there'll be more games and the contents of the bag will be revealed in the next chapter!
Please review, and thanks a million to those who have already reviewed me! It makes me happy to know that there's people who like my work!
Oh yeah, if you like this then you should like my other fics, especially Luck of the Draw! Check em out and review 'em!
Also, check out my Vegeta shrine! Has lots of stuff and more to come!