Twins of the Soul

By: Wilona Riva

Disclaimer: I don't own Labyrinth.


Arguing with a Hat


"You're past your expiration date!" Jareth retorted.

"And you're undercooked, half-wit," the bird shot back.

"Jareth, are you arguing with your head-gear again?" Queen Mispa asked, turning her head around to glare at him.

"It started it," he whined.

"Grow up!" the hat replied cheerfuly.