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Disclaimer: Mmmmm...Have you ever noticed how soft a baby's butt is? *cough, cough* And this has nothing to do with a disclaimer...Well, then. I think you know the routine...*moment of silence* *strokes baby sister's butt* Ahhhhhh!
G: Gone With The Wind...Percy POV
Um. Okay. Think. Books. Wait, how do you know which books are the ones with all the pictures? Do you think Annabeth would know the difference?
Last night, I had slept on the couch. We got into a fight because I told her she should make out with me instead of reading. And so then she said I don't read enough and that if I don't make a trip to the library today, somebody'd better rent another apartment.
I don't like it in here. It smells like hand-sanitizer, pencils and tissues. In other words, nerds. I'm not a nerd, am I? Oh, gods. Being a nerd is such a turn-off. Back to the books.
I pulled out a crimson leather book and read the title. "How- how? How to k-kill? Kill a mock-mock-mocking-mockingbird? Mockingbird? How to Kill a Mockingbird? How to Kill a Mockingbird! Ha!" It sounded interesting. I flipped through the pages. 1,092 pages. Okkkayyyy. Not going to happen.
I picked up the next book and grinned at the cover. It had a cute little badger on the front. "G-Gone With the W-Wind? Wind! Gone With the Wind!" Perfect. Annabeth would be so proud.
I flipped through the pages while digging out my library card. Oh, oh, okay. That is a lot of pages. I'm thinking...Movie Section?
I scrambled over to the movies and scanned through the As,Bs,Cs,Ds,Es,Fs and finally reached the Gs. I pulled out the movie, checked it out and was home in ten minutes.
Annabeth, as prudent as ever, was seated on the couch. Nose. In. Book. "So what'd you get?" she asked.
"Um, Gone With the Wind," I cried. "Really? I pictured you as more of a...'Dora the Explorer' kind of guy," she hissed.
I popped the movie in and collapsed next to her. "You know what? I like movies better."
I kissed her roughly. Annabeth pulled back, breathless and fuming. "PERSEUS JACKSON!...So do I." \
And we snuggled up to watch the rest of the movie. Although, I have to admit, we didn't really 'watch'...if you know what I mean. ;)
Probably the worst chapter ever, but I didn't have any inspiration!