Chapter 7

Men in blue shirts mobbed them the instant they walked in. They called themselves. "Security."

"Uh, excuse me, Sirs," the chubby one said. "You'll need to come with me."

"Why?" Frodo asked.

"For possession of weaponry, and even more, the threat of terrorism that you four have created by walking in here."

"Terrorism?" Victor gulped. "We're not terrorizing anybody!"

"Sir, are you with these four?"

"Me? No. Just a bystander!"

"You still need to come with us." the chubby man said. His name tag read Officer Hogan.

The men around him clapped handcuffs onto the hobbit, the elf, the pirates, and the clay man.

"You. Pale man." Another officer motioned to Victor.

"Victor."

"You don't look so great. After we're done here, I'm taking you to the hospital."

Victor swallowed nervously. "Done with me?"

The officers began to lead the "criminals" to the security office. People stared, wondering why these mega-stars were in trouble.

"Nothing to see here!" An officer with chocolate skin call out into the crowd. "We're just going to confiscate their weapons and cart them off to jail."

"No!!!!" A woman in the crowd screamed. "Don't take Johnny Depp to jail! Can't you see he's filming Pirates 4? Look- Orlando's with him. Clearly they are on their way back to St. Vincent and the Grenadines to film! Hi, Orly! You look good! Who's your look alike? He makes a great Legolas!!"

Her husband yanked her back in to the crowd and told her to shut up. He also unkindly added she was making a fool of herself.

Another girl in the crowd let out an ear piercing shriek.

"Elijah Wood! Oh no way! I love you! I am, like, the HUGEST fan of LOTR ever!!" She punched the arm of the girl next to her. "See, Alena? I told you he literally became the character!!"

"Yea, I know, Kate. You've only said it a thousand times." Frodo couldn't help hearing Alena's reply. He smiled at Kate, and she grinned and waved back.

"Who's Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom?" Another officer asked. His name tag read Officer Holtz.

Captain Jack Sparrow drew himself up to his tallest. "You don't know who I am?"

He looked Officer Holtz up and down. "I could take you."

"Excuse me?"

"Excuse me. I am the award-winning actor, Johnny Depp. Can't you tell my friends and I are on our way to film Pirates 4? We're doing this so you can enjoy it. Savvy?"

"Savvy, Johnny?"

Captain Jack rolled his eyes. "Forgive me for being so in depthly in character. How can you not, when you are dressed in these? Look at me! These clothes are only fit for a fantastic pirate such as myself. . .I mean Captain Jack."

"What about the lady?"

"I'm an ELF!! A MALE ELF!!"

"Yes," Will added. "Just because he has perfect hair doesn't mean he's a woman."

"Or does it?" Jack smirked. "You know what? I am so dignified, I won't make fun of you, Legolas."

"Thank you."

"I'll have Frodo do it for me. Frodo, you heard your orders."

"I would never!"

"Good for you." Jack said.

Officer Holtz cleared his throat. "Whoever you are -or claim to be- you're still coming with me. 'Savvy?'"

He and the other officers led Captain jack, Legolas, Frodo, Will, and Victor away to the security office, where they would be detained until it became time to do the time for the crime.

Three figures decided to skip their flights and follow the men, hoping they could set them free.