Me: Hallelujah! I'm back! (*Enters the stage while random people applause*) Thank you everyone for waiting so long for this chapter! I AM SOOOO HAPPY! I finally got a MAID entry! It's from cherryblossom555! Thanks to you, the story can go on, Cherry-chan! Everyone, please thank her!

Everyone:(*enters the stage*) Thank you cherryblossom555…um, what are you doing, Akatsuki-chan?

Me: NOTHING AT ALL!!! (*skipping around the stage with flowers around me*)

Everyone:…somehow nobody believes you…=.=''

Me:…I know…:3

Deidara: (*Holds my hand*)I'm happy that you are happy, un. (His hands start singing 'Don't worry, be Happy')

Me:=O.O=…okay…thanks, honey…Um…someone do the disclaimer for me please…

Tobi: Tobi will do it! Tobi's a good boy!

Me:NO, YOU ARE NOT! YOU ARE A SEXY EVIL BOY!

Tobi: (*gasps*)You don't like Tobi!? Tobi is saaad…(*Smirks evilly under his mask*)

Me:…I seriously think that I'm going crazy…whatever, I DO NOT OWN NARUTO CHARACTERS' ONLY CHIYOKO AND TRIGGER ARE MINE! Kalira-chan is cherryblossom555's character(THANK YOU!) Also, the beginning of the chapter is a mystery flash back ;).

The room was dimly lit by only one candle, its wax almost gone. The air held the scent of strong blood and fire. Her arms and legs were chained down on a wooden table, making it impossible for her to escape. The Master had told me to punish her so I had tortured her in a way no mortal would have survived. Her body was covered in cuts, bruises and burn marks, yet, even with all that, she was sleeping. But only from all the shots they had given her to keep her calm and defenseless. Tears were flowing down her cheeks and landing on the edge of the table. I walked up to her and started stroking her cheek gently, wiping the tears away. I leaned down to her ear and breathed in, taking in the smell of her delicious blood and her natural odor, which smelled like the ocean. I chuckled and kissed the cut on her cheek, tasting it.

"H-Hitori…" I herd her soft, melodic voice whisper near my ear. I grinned.

"I can't do anything for you, my dear." I said calmly, looking in her amber eyes.

"B-but,…I didn't d-do it…it was you who--!" I interrupted her speaking by slamming my mouth on hers. I could feel her trying to break free of my grasp but her situation made her weak. I smirked into the kiss and bit down her lip, drawing blood out. I licked it, enjoying her taste and got up to leave the room.

"W-why, Hitori…how could you do this to me?" she asked. I turned to look at her.

"Because I hate you." I answered, smiling when a look of shock appeared on her heavenly blessed face. That's right…I hate her perfection. Her perfect white hair, her perfect wings, her perfect face…I truly hate her. I left the room.

"Yes," I said to myself "I hated you since the moment we met, Shirotori."

* * *

I woke up with a headache the next morning, feeling the pounding in my head getting worse when I tried to get up. I looked around the room and saw that Tobi wasn't there.

"He must be downstairs annoying the other members." I said to myself, smiling softly.

Tobi had woken me up in the middle of the night, saying that he wanted to play cards. At first, I had thought he was crazy, but then I saw that he was just a very sweet boy in a man's body.

I left Trigger, since he was still sleeping, in the bed. I groaned as I walked outside the bedroom, looking around for the set of stairs. The headache seemed to get worse at each of my steps. When I arrived downstairs, I saw a blue man sitting on the couch watching T.V.

I stared at him until he turned at me.

"What are you looking at, kiddo?" he turned his animalistic eyes on me, glaring in annoyance.

I stared at him a bit more before walking over to him, leaning down until my face was only a few inches away from his and then staring again. When I saw him squirm uncomfortably under my gaze, I smiled internally but kept my pokerface. When I saw he was about to go crazy, I spoke.

"You're blue." I said, smirking when he sighed annoyingly.

"Wow, good guess Sherlock." He answered, and then he turned his gaze towards the T.V.

I waved goodbye at him and left the room, but not before getting the last word.

"I'm Chiyoko, it's nice to meet you, Blue-san."

I herd him growl and smiled in satisfaction to myself, making my way towards the kitchen. When I arrived at the dining room, I saw Deidara sitting there, sipping his tea and reading what seemed like newspapers. He smirked when he saw me in the doorway and waved hello.

"H-hello, Deidara-Danna." I answered, walking fast in the kitchen to not let him see my blush.

Luck was not on my side today since Hidan was there in the kitchen, staring at me with a glare and with a smirk on his lips.

"Well, well, well. Onna has a crush on one of her fucking colleagues, isn't that interesting." He said, his smirk growing when I glared at him.

"I just ran a bit to get here and I'm hot right now. It's nothing else." I said, going to the fridge to get something to drink. My hand came out with an Orange Crush can and I gulped it down, glaring at Hidan while he continued babbling on.

"Oh yeah? I heard from Sasori you two had quite the fucking romantic moment with his hands. Heck, you actually got fucking licked by one and yet, you say you aren't the fuck into him, that's bullshit. You're just a--!!!"

Hidan stopped his bitching when a spoon came down on his head. He fell to the ground, holding his head in pain. I looked up from his form to see a girl holding a spoon in her hands, glaring down at Hidan.

"Hidan! How many times have I told you not to use the word FUCK more than one time per dialogue! You sound like a bitch when you do that!" she yelled at Hidan, hitting again and again with the spoon. I later decided to call it the spoon of doom.

I stared at the scene with a bemused look upon my face. Hidan has officially been named the weakest guy here if he can be owned by a girl and a cat.

When Hidan was unconscious, sprawled on the kitchen floor, the girl sighed then smiled at me, waving the hand with the spoon around.

"He can be such a bull-head, this is all I can do to him to calm him down." She smiled. I smiled back, since she seemed fun to be with.

She was wearing a classic maid outfit: Knee-length black dress with a white apron. Her sleeves went to her hands and the edges of the sleeves were in white lace. The edge of the hem was also that way. Her hair was an interesting shade of purple, almost lavender yet a bit to dark for that and her eyes were a pretty jade green. Her hair was tied up in a loose ponytail and she had tied it up with a black ribbon. Long story short, she was very pretty.

Her eyes looked me over than came back up, a glint of excitement in them.

"So you're the new girl everyone is talking about! Hi! I'm Kalira! The Akatsuki's maid!" She smiled brightly and handed me her free hand.

I grinned and shook it.

"My name is Chiyoko! Nice to meet you!"

We both seemed to exchange a friendly staring contest until a familiar voice made me look behind me towards the dining room.

"CHIYOKO!!!"

I was crashed to the floor with a fur ball frolicking my stomach. My head had hit the floor and the headache had come back with two times the bigger force than before.

A vein popped on my head.

"TRIGGER!!!How may times have I told you NOT to glomp me with chakra!" I yelled, pushing my stupid cute cat off me.

Kalira giggled at the scene and handed me a hand.

"Want some help?" she asked, handing me once again her free hand.

"Thanks…"I winced when my head pounded.

When I was back on my feet, another voice broke the moment.

"CHIYOKO-CHAN!!!"

And I was back on the floor, my headache literally KILLING me and I had a man sprawled on top of me, his face way too near my chest for my liking.

I growled, feeling the anger reaching my senses.

"Youuuuuu…" I said, my voice now a scary harsh whisper.

Trigger jumped in fear and started meowing to Tobi, trying to take him off me. Tobi was just staring(Well, I think…you never know with that mask) at me getting up and he started shaking in fear when my black chakra started emitting from my body.

He got up, picked Trigger up and started running towards the exit.

But it was too late.

"iiiIdiooooots!!!!!" I screamed, picking a frying pan off the counter and starting to run after the two who had made my headache hurt more. I didn't take the pain well, as you can see….

I ran around the table, taking swings with the pan and trying to hit Tobi in the head.

Deidara watched the scene in great amusement and I even think I heard him chuckle when Tobi screamed after seeing me jump on the table and jumping towards him.

* * *

Most of the Akatsuki had grouped themselves in the kitchen to watch their newbie beat the crap out of Tobi.

Kisame had sulked grumpily after she had annoyed him to death but had kept in mind the fact that the girl was kinda cute. He had needed to restrain his blush when she had neared her face to his. When he had heard a female scream, he had thought one of the members had attacked her. When he came to the scene, he only saw her jumping on the table, a pan in her hands and a black aura surrounding her. He laughed at the sight.

Kakuzu had liked the new girl when she had scared the wits out of Hidan, shutting him up for the rest of the evening. His attention had grown when he saw her attacking Tobi with such violence, it was hilarious. Weirdly enough, he hoped she would be able to get Orochimaru's ring so she could be a true member.

Hidan had stayed silent the night before, thinking about the daring new girl the fucking leader had hired. The way she had glared at him made him feel that she was more than a simple mortal. He could feel the aura of spiritual power coming out of her. When he had seen her flustered in the kitchen after seeing Deidara, he had felt hate growing in his stomach. I liked the girl, and he will get her.

Deidara had adored the girl since the first time he had laid his eyes on her. The way she could be such a frail, weak girl with only normal qualities then explode in a form of a pure, beautiful creature with such talent, he had seen true art in her. She was his beautiful, living piece of art, and for once, he did whish she would last forever.

'Tobi' was surprised. How could a girl with such a weak form hold such grand power? Her beauty was incomparable too, heck, it was hypnotizing! He had stared at her sleeping all night long! Never had he felt that way. He just wanted to hold her in his arms and keep her there forever. And he was planning to.

Me:Hello!!! The ending of this chapter is the way Chiyoko left impressions on the members she met…but she still doesn't know that Itachi is in the Akatsuki…Hehehehehehehehe…:)

Ikuto:You are such a bitch when you want to be one…why can't you write more? You're making the fans suffer!

Me: Heh,..well I have to keep them in suspense so that I can please them when I submit a chapter and I--…WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE!!!???

Ikuto:I was taking a nap and when I woke up, I was here…

Me:Okay…(Ikuto is from the manga Shugo Chara, he's a sexy cat-boy!)

Deidara: (*Enters the stage*) Hey honey…um,…do you still love me? Cause lately you have been ignoring me and…yeah…un…

Me: (*Jumps in his arms*) OF COURSE I LOVE YOU!!! You are my reason to wake up everyday and go write my way out of the hard, cruel real world! I would give my life to you!

Deidara:=^-V

Me:=^-W I love you…Um, I also want to say something about that mysterious paragraph in the beginning…It's just an important translation:

Hitori= Fire bird

Shirotori= white bird

Just that…You will know why I wrote that in the next chapters…BYE!!!