Hi guys, again
yeah, so i had a bunch of stories for this chapter (seriously, everything rushed through that tiny little brain of mine) I was like, this really can't be helping, because once i got a good one, i'd sit at the computer... and realise that I'd forgotten what it is, because i always got them at the wrong time of day. So, yep, after smashing my head against several walls, and then going to the doctors to get it checked out, i came up with this!
enjoy!
Sirius sat back in his chair and smiled, it had been a strange week really, everyone was happy, and it was unnerving, James (After nursing a sore tongue) had been smiling all week, non-stop because lily had kissed him twice in one day, Lupin was happy, because of the fact that when James was tied up to lily he got better ,marks than her because James nugded her on the last question of a test, Peter was happy because the girls were classifying him as "Hot" after getting up on a stage and singing, and Sirius... well he was drunk, so all in all Everyone was happy... except for Lily and Snape, but Snape was never really happy, so Sirius put that down to bad habit.
"What are you doing?" Pter said to him from the floor, he was playing widarding chess with James,
"Ah... life, don't you just...love it?" Sirius cheered to them, James looked up and smiled, yet again
"Yep"
"Same here"
"Amen to that!" Lupin said from behind his huge arithmacy book,
"Lupin, why the hell do you do that?"
"Do what?" He said to Sirius
"Y'know..." Sirius slurred "Read." Lupin stuttered, and mumbled something about alcohol,
"Now, now, Don't insult the bottle!" Sirius clutched his firewhiskey, and James sighed and rolled over onto his belly,
"Sirus is going to get liver or kidney cancer one day!" James chimed
"Am not!" Sirius said childishly
"Don't you know? Most people don't actually realise that alcohol causes much more harm rather than ordinary drugs like heroin, or cocaine, because its a tranquilliser and- what?" James noticed that his friends were all staring at him
"Can i ask?" Sirius said, James sighed
"Yes Sirius, i do occasionally read... well, once year anyway" Peter, Lupin and Sirius were all still staring at him "OK, so unless one of you blinks, I'm off to bed! What? fine! I am off!" And with that, he walked up to their dorm, Lupin shook his head, and turned to Sirius
"Sirius? are you still going to get James and Lily together?"
"Hell, yeah! Just you guys wait till tomorrow!" Peter squirmed,
"Why? whats going to happen?"
"Well... I've been thinking..." Lupin started to laugh, and noticed that Sirius was glaring at him moodily
"...Sorry"
"You know how James loves quidditch?"
"Yup"
"I want to know just how much Lily cares for James... by knocking him of his broom!!" Sirius cackled, Lupin groaned, and Sirius smiled and took another swig of his drink
"You are joking, right?" Peter said, Sirius shook his head, and Lupin did a sort of whimper,
"That is the most ridicules idea that I have ever heard... and you've had a lot of ideas recently!" Lupin cried out.
"Now... I was expecting this... but I don't have a back up plan, so that's what we're going to have to do, it's dead easy, I've been practicing, and I think that if Peter throws a club at him just right..."
"Wait. Why do I have to do it?" Peter said to Sirius, who looked at him as if he was stupid
"Because, Wormtail, if I do it, he'll know it's on purpose, but if you do it, he'll think that, because you don't do quidditch, it'll be by accident, of course!" Lupin stood up and shook his head
"NO!! No! you are not doing this, he could get seriously hurt!"
"Hey!! watch with the Sirius- Serious jokes, OK?"
"No... I'm being serious Sirius, this could be dangerous! he could end up in the hospital wing... or you know... die..." He shuddered at the last comment, and Sirius stood up also, swaying a little
"Yes Moony, he could end up in the hospital wing... and thats the point! You idiot! When Lily finds out he's serious- i mean really badly hurt she shall go rushing to his bedside, start sobbing her eyes out, James will then wake up, and then, theres a big kiss, and then, they get marraied, have a kid called Harry, make me godfather, and we all live happily ever after! Ta Da! you like it? I thought so!" Sirius was breathing deeply after his long statement, and so was Lupin, but out of fury
"What makes you think he'd make you godfather?" Sirius laughed at Lupin
"Because, you idiot, I would be the best."
"You'd get the poor sod drunk! No, no I should be godfather! I would be helpful and always make a good impression!" Sirius and Lupin started to yell loudly, and James came rushing downstairs
"What the hell is going on?" He asked them, Lupin and Sirius stopped yelling,
"Tell us, my sweet hansome, fantastic friend... who would you make godfather?" Sirius said (With puppy eyes) James frowned, and walked back up the stairs, muttering to himself something about lunatics.
The next day
"Sirius, really, will you get this stupid idea out of your head?" Lupin said, squirting ketchup on his sausages,
"If anything, I'm being smart!" He groaned, Lupin had been at him all morning, from the second he woke up, whilst he was in the shower, and all the way up to the great hall for breakfast
"For gods sake!" Peter snapped "We've not exactly been giving out any ideas have we? So we might as well give it a go!" Sirius smiled, and Lupin stabbed at his bacon
"Well, why can't we just use a model? Like a stuffed doll falling through the air?" Sirius looked into the air with thought, contemplating the idea, with his toast in mid air
"... nope, too fake..." Lupin rolled his eyes, yet again
"But...but..."
"Moony! No!!" Sirius said sharply "We... need... to... do... this... right..." he grunted
"What are you three talking about?" James popped up behind them, making Lupin and Sirius jump
"Don't do that! you make me drop my sausage!" Looking down at the ketchupy mess down his front
"Ha!" Sirius laughed, and sprinted out of the great hall
"So... what was that about?" James asked again, Lupin glared at him and ran after Sirius.
Sirius groaned at the stitch in his side, and clutched his stomach
"Must... get... fit... sometime... must... eat... 5... fruit n' veg... sometime..." He mumbled, Sirius looked around for a hiding place, partly because he couldn't run, and also he could see a bunch of girls standing and talking, and he believed that if he sat in the right position, there was a possibility he could see their bra's, there was no sign of a hiding place, and Sirius could hear Lupin's footsteps behind him,
"Ooh... Padfoot... where are you?" Lupin said in a sing song voice,
"Shit!" Muttered Sirius, and he dived behind the bunch of girls "Don't say a word!" he wittered to them, the girls all giggled and made a path which made Lupin see Sirius
"Aha!" Lupin yelled out, and dived for Sirius "Gotcha now!" and he bitch- slapped him
"WHAT THE HELL?!" Sirius whacked Lupin around the head, Lupin looked up and his eyes turned to slits
"Ooh... bad move!" Sirius whimpered and started to run again, quickly followed by lupin, Sirius stopped and turned, only to bump into Lupin
"At least my mother can knit properly!" Sirius yelled at him
"Oh! Low blow! Don't you say that!" Lupin roared back, a second passed in silence
"Mine can sew, mine can knit, mine can knit!!!"
"DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT MY FAMILY!!!" Lupin was truly roaring now, and teachers were coming out into the corridor,
"Guess what? YOUR FAMILY! YOUR FAMILY!YOUR FAMILY!" Lupin lunged at Sirius, who had his breath knocked out, a scramble emerged, and it took the strength of several teachers, peter and james too split them up
"TWAT!!"
"ARSEHOLE!"
"MAN SLUT!!"
"MAN GIRL!!"
"YOU HAVE BAD HAIR!!"
"YOU ARE GOING TO REGRET THAT!!! JUST AS SOON AS I CAN GET OUT OF THIS FULL BODY BIND!! YOU NERD!!"
"YOU'RE GOING TO REGRET THAT, ONCE I GET OUT OF THESE ROPES!!!"
James came in between all the curses
"Will one of you tell me what the hell is going on here?!" Lupin and Sirius both swore at him at the same time
"Aaw, come on! you two have been here for an hour, Dumbledore sent me here to see if you're still arguing, and now you've made me late for the quidditch match!" Jmaes brought out his was and flicked it at both of them, releasing them from their bonds "Now... are you going to continue fighting?" He said slowly
"No..." Sirius groaned, and Lupin muttered something inaudible
"sorry moony... didn't quite hear that!" James taunted
"no..." Lupin whispered
"And what else?" James asked, Lupin hesitated
"... sorry..."
"Padfoot"
"Well..." Sirius moaned "I wouldn't go so far as sorry..."
"Thats good enough! Now come on!! To the match! Im late! and i'm the one who has to play seeker!" James ran off to get changed and lupin grabbed Sirius by the collar
"now... this plan will not work... and heres why!!" Lupin pushed Sirius into an empty classroom, and locked the door
"what? you said no more fighting!"
"Yes... but technically this isn't fighting!"
Several hours later
"Bored..."
"Still bored..."
"oh for fucks sake!" Sirius stood up and started pacing around the room
"Why the hell...can't i just remember the spell? it's al... alo... dammit!" He grunted, Sirius had been there for ages, and all he could hear was a muffled commentary of the match... something about pebbles, but that could have been Flitwicks wizarding radio show about gardening, Sirius couldn't tell, Suddenly... out of nowhere Peter burst in
"Sirius! Come quick!" He panted, trying to catch his breath "It's James... he's hurt!"
"Excellent!" Sirius exclaimed "Oh... err... I mean... I'm so sorry..." And they room towards the hospital wing.
So that is that... I wanted there to be a cliffhanger, but i wasn't sure how to make it shocking... so... yeah
please read and review... although if you've gotten this far, all you need to do is review!
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Ivy.