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Holly

Albus

James

The first owl arrived about a week into the summer vacation. My parents returned, with a bundle of gifts and apologies for not being there when I returned. While we were eating dinner, we heard a light tapping noise. Mom and Dad thought it was an old clock, but I saw the owl outside the window.

Mom and Dad were obviously a little creeped out by the tapping, but being producers, they've seen worse. I took the owl and ran to my room.

I gave the owl a couple of biscuits and turned my attention to a wad of paper attached to it's leg. I untied the letter and read it.

Hey Holly,

Wow! One week into vacation and I'm already owling you. I would email you (I thank Muggle Studies for teaching me about that) but I don't have a lalpot or a colmuter. They don't work here. Anyway, there really wasn't a point to this letter...Um. Bye then! Just remember to reply. Or else...

-Albus

P.S. Hey Mistletoe! This is James. While you and Al were professing confessions of love to each other, I fixed up a date for the three of us to meet. Next to next Sunday in Diagon Alley. You're coming and you can't say no.

Love ya,

James the Awesome

Hi Alligator!

I'm know. I'm just that awesome. Oh and Al, you are going to fail Muggle Studies. For sure. There is no way you'll pass. Anyway, on a lighter note, guess who is a Prefect!

-Holly

P.S. Jamie! We weren't professing confessions of love, thank you very much. Do I even have a say in this?

Dear Beloved Mistletoe,

Alligator? Jamie? If this is payback for the nickname thing, BRING IT ON! And who is it? Albus isn't a prefect.

-The Potter Bros (James wrote that)

P.S. Of course not! And don't doubt me Holls! I'll drive to your house...no. I'll FLOO too your house and pick you up! Hah!

Lovely Darling Potters,

IT'S ALICE! Can you believe it! Although she was the best candidate. Oh and whatever you say Jimmy-Jam.

-The Queen of Nicknames, Holly Mary Parks the First.

P.S. FINE! 3:00 pm? Don't you have anything better to do than Owl me?

My treasured fragrant Flower-Petal,

Alice, really? But yeah, she's the best candidate. She's the only one who didn't SET THE BLOODY ROOM ON FIRE! Our Hogwarts Letters came. James is bouncing up and down, though I don't know why. He isn't Head Boy for sure. That is Peter Goldstein.

HEY HOLLY! I'M QUIDDITCH CAPTAIN! Oh and Jimmy-Jam? Call Albus something. No I'm fine thank you. No you need a special, Holly-made nickname! No I don't. Al, you sure do.

-The hottest brothers EVER!

P.S. YAY! And no. We are going to Wizard's World in August though. I can't wait. Two weeks of the greatest rides, slides and girls ever!

The-Sons-Who-Annoyed,

That was Third Year! How could we know that if you start singing 'Set Fire To The Rain' while waving your wand it could actually cause a fire. Congrats on becoming Quidditch Captain, James! Nickname for Albus...Hm...Oh I got it! Al Capone!

-Holly...Sorry. I can't think of a nickname. Looks like I've got Nickname Block.

P.S. I am so jealous of you right now. I'm spending a week in Greece. Did you know that there is a Wizarding street just like Diagon Alley there?

Hollyflower,

OH! YOU couldn't think of a nickname. What's the world coming to? Were all of you singing? It sounded as heavenly as a dying cat. Thanks! Who's Al Capone?

-The most awesome nicknamers ever

P.S. That's right. Bask in our awesomeness.

Albert and Jam-on-toast,

The nicknames are back, and better than ever! Please, you sing worse than Peeves. Al Capone was a gangster. Emphasis on gangster.

- HMP

P.S. Whatever. I gotta go. I'll be at my cousin's house next week. She's an annoying little bitch! So, I'll see you straight in Diagon Alley in three days!

SO?How did you like it! I'll update faster now, I PROMISE! Here's a quiz for you. I'll give a question every chapter.

Q:What was the password to the Gryffindor Common Room in 1991?