Interactive Akatsuki Valentine
Chapter 7: Spyder
A/N: No poem this time, I can't think!
luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuv
To: The great Sharkman Hottie!
Kisame,
you know, you rock my world, heart and soul!
Because of me
stalking you every minute, I'm now on parole!
But my love for you
is undying and true!
You are one sexy beast and your skin colors
blue!
You told me to stop sending you gifts because you had
enough!
I'm sorry in your bed I was forceful and rough!
I will
quit sending you pictures of us getting married!
Just don't tell
anyone of the peoples bodies I barried!
You said I was crazy and
should be in a facitlity!
I have no idea why with you, why I carry
all this hostility!
Why can't you just see it's because of my love
for you?
Your love to me, is all the hell you seem put me
through!
But I will forgive you and in a short time you I'll be
seeing
Because right now I'm on house arrest and I am illegally
fleeing!
I want to be with you forever and we'll die together one
day!
So I just want to say!
I'm coming to see you this fucking
Valentines Day!
Love your #1 FanGirl Spyder! XD :P
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Kisame sweat dropped. Deidara was on the floor, rolling around and clasping his belly, gasping for air. Kakuzu was laughing so hard he snapped his stitches and his jaw nearly fell off. Pein gave a small chuckle from his Valentine themed crossword puzzle.
"And I thought my fangirls were psycho, un!"
"If she steps a foot inside this house, I'm calling the cops," Konan said, crossing her arms.
"A fangirl massacre…is in order," Itachi said quietly. Kisame may have been shocked by the poem, but he certainly didn't want anyone to die.
"Uh, no, Itachi-san, I think it'll be okay. It's just a card."
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Dear Spyder,
Please don't violate your parole for little ole me. Just stay home, where you will be safe. I'm afraid that Itachi is getting jealous of all of my Valentine cards, and may do something violent if you show up at the house. I hope you enjoy the toy Samehada and the kissing fish I'm sending. There were two, but Hidan sacrificed Sally to Jashin, and I fear for Bill's life. I hope you take good care of Bill. Maybe you could get him a girlfriend?
I love you more than surfboarding,
Kisame.
P.S. Thanks for the necklaces and the speedo. Itachi told me to put them on. I'm not sure what he has planned on Valentine's Day, but as long as it doesn't involve a fangirl massacre, I'm all for it.