Smash Mansion has to have it's surprises here and there. Unfortunately, Mario and Fox should have remembered that when they walked into the kitchen. To their shock, Dr. Mario and Falco were preparing breakfast, WITHOUT their prior knowledge! Before things could get TOO out of hand, Link coincidentally walked in and explained: "I let them in," Tensions were high elsewhere, however...
When Link said he let THEM in, he forgot to mention two others. The one that Link was most irritated of was Ganondorf. Why couldn't he have originated in Brawl?, Link thought. To his chagrin, his nemesis sneak attacked him with his Wizard's Foot technique, as he was trying to head back to his room. Link growled as Ganondorf went back to Captain Falcon (shocker...), leaving Link on the cold, hard ground (to him at least).
Tensions weren't high toward the residential area. Samus had gotten along quite well with Mr. Game Watch, the fourth guest of that day. Surprisingly, he knew a good amount of engineering, mechanics, even programming! All of which Samus liked to discuss about in her spare time. She enjoyed having someone to talk to, even if it was a 2-D humanoid.
Lunchtime hit the clock, as the Smashers filled into their seats. Zelda had prepared Chicken Pot Pie for the Smashers, and they were quite eager to gobble it up, even Ganondorf. Then, Sheik walked in. Since she slept through the day until lunch, forgot to braid her hair, and forgot her mask, she was almost unrecognizable for the other Smashers, save Link, Zelda, and Ganondorf. Captain Falcon looked at her, slumped into his chair, and drooled a little bit.
She. Looked. PERFECT! Captain Falcon was captivated by Sheik's new look. Her hair was down, and the waviness of the dirty blonde strands was like heaven. Her face was surprisingly feminine, contrary to her gruff-sounding voice. Captain Falcon's thoughts were soon interrupted by Bowser's flamethrower. Why oh why must love have obstacles? The reluctant Falcon sat back in his seat while staring at Sheik, who didn't bother to change back into her proper attire.
Link and Zelda grew worried for Captain Falcon. The thought of him and Sheik together was just... weird. But then again, so was Sheik's face whenever her mask was off and her hair was down. The Smashers just weren't use to her that way. Peach, however, was excited about this version of Sheik. So much so, that she actually CONVINCED Sheik to keep this look unless in battle. Oh, how beauty has it's toll...
Ganondorf was (in the slightest) intimidated. Sheik was deadly with the mask, but without? Well, she could cause the psychological component for beauty to make the opponent drop guard (I barely understand this as well...)! Not for Ganondorf, of course. He wasn't phased by such tactics. But Sheik needed to be stopped! Without warning, Ganondorf dashed to Sheik faster than anything the Smashers had seen (which is saying something), and tried getting the drop on Shiek by using Wizard's Foot. The key word here is 'tried'.
One nanosecond, Captain Falcon saw Sheik in danger, and activated his Smash Glow. Two nanoseconds, Captain Falcon brutally ran over Ganondorf in his Blue Falcon, while shouting, "EAT MY DUST, GANON!" Three+ nanoseconds, Ganondorf got pummeled by a speeding Blue Falcon. It took a couple of seconds for the Smashers to attempt to process the events that had just transpired. Realizing that they couldn't, they all sighed, and retreated to their rooms.
Sheik was at a lost for words, and all actions in general. She couldn't even look at Captain Falcon without blushing! Ness made the unfortunate mistake of taunting, "YOU LIKE HIM! YOU LIKE HIM!" Sheik gave Ness a kick in the gut, which somehow caused him to pass out. Mario screamed, and was about to run to the ER, when someone pulled him by the collar. It was Dr. Mario.
Dr. Mario examined Ness with an mysterious expression. Finally, he declared, "Falco, hand me the Smash Salt," Falco passed a strange disc-like thingy to . The other Smashers, gathered around the doctor and the unconscious psychic. The doctor snapped the disc in two over Ness' nose. The boy awoke, with yellow eyes and a multicolored aura surrounding him.
One PK Starstorm activation later, Mr. Game Watch decided to make dinner, while the other Smashers bobbed and weaved. Ironically, Shiek was left unharmed, while Captain Falcon held the most casualties. Everyone forgot about that when they tried Game Watch's "Number 9 Turkey", which was flat, of course, but at least it was edible. It also seemed Game Watch had been practicing his cooking skills, because it was delicious!
By nightfall, everyone was sleeping. Except for Sheik. She was constantly playing Home Run Contest, trying to get the thought of Captain Falcon out of her head. The constant streak of doing so eventually woke up Zelda. Sheik thought of ignoring her, but even she couldn't deny the princess' wishes. She went to bed soon enough, but the thought of Captain Falcon kept invading her mind...
P.S. Captain Falcon X Sheik! WOOT WOOT! BTW, I should try writing more chapters like this.