Half on a Baby...
Chapter Seven
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Looking at the clock, I mentally calculated that I had roughly three hours before the she-devil came home. Don´t get me wrong, I loved my Izzy-B, but the damn girl was worse than my Momma sometimes when it came to house rules!
Who gives a damn if you use a coaster or not!
Hey, when the shit´s ruined, just by a goddamn new one!
That was my philosophy!
Plopping down on the couch in a pair of Marvin the Martian boxers, I flipped on the TV, nothing like a little Big Bang to wash away the stress of a long day.
I was just about to join in with Sheldon and Penny to sing a verse of Soft Kitty, when out of nowhere I was smacked in the back of my head.
Rubbing out the sting, I turned to find the she-devil herself glaring at me. "What the fuck, Iz?" I yelped.
Taking a cursory glance of my surroundings, I was in violation of several of my girl´s rules, and was lucky that I´d only gotten a smack on the head. I´m sure that Bella was saying something important, but I couldn't be bothered to listen.
Penny and Sheldon were singing.
And, I wanted to sing too!
"Soft kitty, warm kitty...little ball of fur…" I sang softly under my breath.
"Oh. My. Fucking. Stars!" Bella shouted, smacking me in the chest with a couch cushion. "Are you even listening to me, Edward? God, you are such an ass sometimes!" Stripping out of her skirt and blouse, and tossing it on the chair with the other dry cleaning, Bella placed her hands on her scantily clad hips. "You know what, Mr. Hot Shot doctor, use a coaster or don´t; I give less than two fucks, but when you ruin my table, I´m going to ruin your little fucking video games!"
That got my attention!