SaiNaru- (Not) Closet Pervert
One by one, all the other girls at the hot spring left. They had soaked long enough to wash away all their stress, it seemed. Sakura stayed. She half-envied the other girls, who had so little stress that they could soak it away in less than an hour. It was her third hour in the spring, and she still felt knots of worry in her back.
"I think it's about time we got out," Sakura snapped to attention from her somewhat heat-dazed state when she heard Sai's voice.
"Wait a second!" That was most definitely Naruto. There was a loud splash, and he laughed.
"What was that for?" In the usual Sai manner, this was more of a statement than a question.
"That was for embarrassing me in front of everyone else here," Naruto said, a bitter note in his voice. There was a moment of absolute silence. Sakura waded closer to the wall of the spring. "That was for what you actually said."
"You're quite the fast one, aren't you Naruto?"
"Do you want another?" What on earth was going on over there?
As quietly as she possibly could, Sakura crawled out of the hot tub, wrapped herself in her towel, and scooted next to the wooden wall that divided the two baths. Desperately, she searched for an eyehole- Surely, there must have been some desperate boy who carved one into the wall to peek on the girls?
"Although you may be lacking when it comes to size, I will admit that you are.. Talented," Sakura could almost hear Naruto grinning.
"I'll take that as a yes," He said. Both of the boys fell silent again.
Finally, Sakura found what she was looking for. She grinned in triumph, and peered straight through the hole in the wood. Luckily for her, there was nothing on the other side obstructing her view, which meant that the minute she looked through, she was hit full force by what her two teammates were doing.
They were kissing. Full bodied, on-the-lip, possibly-using-tongue kissing. And, from the looks of it, they showed no signs of stopping anytime soon. Sakura wouldn't have believed it if she hadn't seen it with her own eyes, which were currently wide with shock. She stifled a gasp, fearing that they would hear her. She shouldn't have bothered- both Sai and Naruto were off in their own world.
As quietly as she could, Sakura slipped away, trying to ignore the low groans that were clearly coming from her two teammates. She retreated indoors, clothing herself in a robe, and heading back towards the room that the whole team would share.
It was a long time before the boys came back. Naruto looked much happier than he had when he went into the hotspring, and Sai looked… Well… Like he usually did. Sakura stared at them, until Naruto noticed her looking, and she averted her gaze.
When the food finally arrived, Naruto sat down to eat it with a noticeable wince.
"Thank god for Seiza," He said, and Sakura had to try very hard to keep from laughing
AN: Credit for this chapter's idea goes to Sirius J Potter, with love and a big thank you. ^^ Seriously, though; Comment once on another man's privates, it's an insult. Again, and it raises the question of why you're even looking in that area. (Or at least so I've heard.) And I really can't believe I've only done 2 BL chapters… (And no GL!)
Be honest, people- If you were in Sakura's position, who would have stayed and watched? *Raises hand meekly*