Sup Playerz! This chapter is going to be a little itsy bitsy brutal.

Dipper: "Well there is one thing you could do."

Bill: "What is it?"

Dipper: "Leave and never return."

Bill: Look Pinetree I can't do that Ford would be upset."

Dipper: "Upset? Why would he be upset? He would be thrilled."

Narrator: "Bill thought about what Dipper said, the thought of Ford being happy that Bill is gone made him feel a little blue. While Bill was thinking Dipper ran for it to tell Ford about the video."

Dipper: "Grunkle Ford I need to show you something!"

Bill: "Kid! Stop!"

Narrator: "Using his powers Bill destroyed Mabel's phone. Bill didn't even know he still had telekinesis. He never even checked to see if he still had these powers."

Ford: "Hey, what's going on!?"

Dipper: "Grunkle Ford Bill was-

Narrator: Bill lifted Dipper off the ground, his voice turned into a demonic."

Bill: "If you tell a living soul so help me I will turn you inside out!"

Ford: "Stop it now!"

Narrator: "Ford pushes Bill to the ground and Dipper fell to the floor."

Ford: "Basement now!"

Bill: "But he tried to-

Narrator: "Ford grabbed Bill by the collar and dragged him to the basement. Dipper actually felt bad for Bill."

Bill: "Let me go you...uh...you!"

Narrator: "When they made it to the basement Ford grabs a pillow and screams into the pillow."

Ford: "Gosh darniiiiiiiit!"

Narrator: "Bill does the same."

Ford: "What the hell is your problem today? What was Dipper going to show me? Wait a minute, you can still use telekinesis!"

Bill: "He-, none of your business."

Narrator: "Ford tries to scream into the pillow again, he took a deep breath."

Ford: "Bill what is your problem today?"

Narrator: "Bill thought about the dream he had last night, he blames the dream so that Ford wouldn't start asking Dipper about it."

Bill: "I don't know I had a bad dream last night."

Ford: "About what?"

Narrator: "Bill regrets telling Ford that."

Bill: "I don't want to talk about it."

Ford: "Please, Bill if you're having bad dreams you need to tell me about it so that they can stop...probably stop."

Bill: "Huh...fine...I had a dream about...losing people I...care about."

Ford: "People like who? Please be me, please be me, please tell me I was in the dream."

Bill: "I'm not telling you."

Ford: "Damnit! But Bill I need to know, give me details on what happened in the dream."

Bill: "Uhh! I'm not the type of guy who talks about feelings and stuff, can we just pretend none of this happened."

Ford: "Fine, just promise you'll never ever do that again."

Bill: "I pro-mise."

Ford: "Now, how do you feel?"

Bill: "Uh..less upset and jittery."

Ford: "Okay I'm going back upstairs to eat breakfast. You stay down here."

Bill: "What, why?!"

Narrator: "Ford looked at him with his eyebrow lifted."

Bill: "Oh, okay fine."

Narrator: "Ford went upstairs to eat breakfast, Dipper ran to Ford to ask him if he was okay."

Dipper: "Grunkle Ford are you ok, did Bill do anything crazy, did he turn you into a Pinecone?"

Ford: "No, no I'm fine Dipper. Now what is it that you wanted to tell me earlier?"

Dipper: "Well uh..."

Ford: "Dipper?"

Dipper: "Oh um...I need to tell you something."

Ford: "What is it?"

Dipper: "Uh-"

Stan: "Just say it already!"

Narrator: "Meanwhile Bill was looking through the cameras, he saw Dipper whispering something in Ford's ear."

Bill: "Holy flip, holy flip, he's telling Ford what should I do?"

Narrator: "Bill tried to see if he had some of his other powers back."

Bill: "Uhh I can turn into animals but I can't turn into objects and people what the hell. Yes I can fly!"

Narrator: "Ford comes back to the basement with two bowls of cereal."

Bill: "Ford! Before you say anything please let me explain."

Ford: "Uh Bi-

Bill: "Shhhh, let me explain. I'm not in...looooove with you, I was just singing a random song that I made up I mean heard from...Fiddleford, man I don't know what's up but if you ask me-"

Narrator: "Bill whispers these 8 words in Ford's ear."

Bill: "I think he has a crush on you."

Ford: "Are you do-"

Narrator: "Bill puts his finger on Ford's mouth."

Bill: "Shhhhhhh, I'm not done. Besides I'm out of your league. Okay I'm done."

Ford: "What are you talking about?"

Bill: "Don't play games with me Sixer, Dipper told you about the...incident...the song."

Ford: "Oh yeah that. He just told me you were a good singer."

Bill: "Annnnd? That's it."

Ford: "Yes, what was that all about?"

Bill: "Nothing...why is it so hot in here?"

Ford: "It is?"

Bill: "Probably because of me!"

Mabel: "Hahaha Zing!"

Narrator: "Mabel was watching Ford and Bill through the cameras. Classic Mabel."

Ford: "Looks like he's back to normal...almost."

Hope you enjoyed this chapter, oh and by the way just in case you readers think Dipper didn't tell Ford exactly what happened. He did, he really did Hahahaha! Ford just didn't want to embarrass him. Let me know if y'all got any suggestions or requests for this Fanfic Bye.