I'm becoming so busy lately with my lessons and then my friend's gonna have a tea party and she asked me to make some madeleines for it. Then I have to teach my brother to swim. I know, crazy. But I'm the only one with time. And "patience".

This idea was from rayana1997. Thanks for the idea!

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight.

RPOV

I remember when Mom decided to tell me about everyone's history but some of them really made me curious.

"Grandma Esme?" I searched for her when I came over.

"Yes?" she appeared suddenly.

"You know how Mom told me about everyone's past?" I ask. She nodded. "You had a kid, right?"

She nodded sadly.

"Oh no, I wasn't trying to make you feel bad anyway, so yeah," I scrambled to comfort her, "I'm just saying, is grandpa Carlisle ok with being 'the second man'?"

"The second man?"

"Yeah, you know, the guy there to fill the void. The rebound guy."

"Rebound…?"

"Yeah, like Jacob was to Mom."

"No, honey. I love Carlisle more than I did my first husband."

"Is that an untruth?"

"No it isn-"

"I mean, sure you love him more than your first husband but what about your second husband?"

"Carlisle is my second husband."

"Affairs, boyfriends, lovers…?"

"None. I'm loyal." She looked very proud of this.

"Yeah, and look where that got you." I roll my eyes.

"Excuse me?"

"You know, you got abused by your first and apparently 'only' human husband."

"That wasn't my fault."

"Course it wasn't."

"Have you been hanging around Emmett lately?"

"Why does everyone ask that?!"

"No reason." She closed that subject rather quickly.

"You know, you said that you were loyal but you ran away when you were pregnant, didn't you?"

"It would have hurt the baby to stay."

"Ok, got it." I rolled my eyes.

"Is grandpa Carlisle jealous that you had a kid that wasn't his?" I ask.

"No, he's ok."

"Yeah but, let's think rationally here. He must have fallen in love with you when you first came in at 16—which I find weird, but who am I to judge? I'm me."

"That is a good point."

"Grandpa Carlisle must have been crazy jealous… Think he was the possessive type?"

Grandma Esme looked guilty and ready to dry sob and I started freaking out. Uncle Emmett came down just in time.

"Oh no, Uncle Emmett, why did you say that?" I said loudly. Then I ran.

It's kinda hard to make fun of Esme when she's so caring. It makes Renesmee go from innocently curious to insensitive. Sorry I haven't been able to update. Anyway, next up is Jasper and Edward again!

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