Hey everyone! Here's chapter 7!
The three run over to the edge of the cliff, looking down at the rapids. Snoopy and Angel look down at the rapids with worried expressions. As for Link, after a moment of staring down at the river, with a bold face, he dashed over the edge leaping in the waters after Stitch.
With surprised faces, Snoopy and Angel exclaim, "Link!"
Then we see Moe running towards the group, along with Midna floating behind.
"What in the world happened?!" Midna asked Snoopy confused.
In hyper speed, Snoopy exclaimed, "Oh Midna! Yashouldofbeenthere! Therewasthisbearandheattackedme! ThenStitchsavedthedaybutthebearswipedhimandwasabouttofinishhimoff! ButthenAngelcameoutofnowhereand…"
As Snoopy continued blabbering to Midna, Moe asked Angel, "What happened and how did you get here?"
"I sensed Stitch was in trouble, so in the speed of light I found Stitch and Snoopy being attacked by a bear. And during the battle Stitch and the bear fell in the rapids! And Link jumped in after him!" Angel replied worriedly.
Moe looks down at the rapids to see nothing. Then suddenly, he sees Link bursting up to the surface gasping for breath, with an unconscious Stitch on his back.
"Link! Stitch!" Angel and Snoopy exclaim.
We see Link struggling to swim to the side the river. He attempts to grabs onto a firm branch, but the currents were too strong and started to get pulled away. Not knowing what to do, Moe thought for a moment. He thought Stitch and Link was a bother to him, but he didn't want them to die.
After a long sigh of annoyance, he impulsively jumps into the rapids. After plunging in, he swims up to the surface and swims towards Link and Stitch. He grabs Link with his right arm and held onto the branch with his left arm.
Meanwhile, Snoopy, Angel, and Midna are trying to think of a way to get Stitch, Link, and Moe out of the rapids. Then a couple seconds later, Snoopy gets an idea. He grabs the lasso he got caught by the cops earlier from under his collar (kind of like a pocket). He then casts the lasso down into the rapids towards Stitch, Link, and Moe.
"Moe! Grab on!" Snoopy shouted down to Moe.
Moe swims over with Link and Stitch in his arm to the rope and grasp it tight. Angel and Midna run over to Snoopy to help pull the three up. With the extra help of Angel and Midna, the three easily pull Stitch, Link, and Moe from the rapids. When Link and Moe reach the ledge they collapse to the ground exhausted, breathing heavily.
"Stitch!!!" Angel and Snoopy exclaim happily as they run over to him.
When Angel and Snoopy get to Stitch, they check if he's alright.
"Stitch! Wake up!" Snoopy shouts worriedly, as he shakes the unconscious alien experiment frantically.
"Oh no," Angel whispers scared, at the verge of tears.
Almost immediately, Midna barges in between the worried two and examines Stitch.
"Stand back! I learned CPR while waiting for Link to solve puzzles in dungeons," Midna states as she barges in, then mutters, "It takes him two hours to solve the simplest of all puzzles. What a retard."
"Hey! I heard that!" Link says angrily after he shakes himself dry.
Then very reluctantly, with a face of disgust, Midna places her lips onto Stitch's mouth and breathes into it; giving him air. After doing it several times, she faces Link and orders, "Link! Compress his chest!"
Link runs over towards Stitch, and using his head, he bangs it against his chest, repeating the process. Then from out of his equipment bag (he somehow gets it, even though in wolf forms), he grabs metal fold up chair (A/N: SERIOUSLY, where in world does he fit all that stuff in that bag?!) and hits it against his chest.
Then finally after a series of hits, Stitch abruptly sits up and spits out a LOT of water, and falls down unconscious again.
Snoopy then comes close to Stitch, patting his cheeks rapidly, pleading, "Come on. Come to life. Breathe! Breathe buddy!"
Then Stitch starts to cough, and wearily opens his eyes, and whispering confused, "Snoopy? Link? Midna? ANGEL?!"
"Stitch!" Angel exclaims happily as she hugs him, "I was SO worried that you'd----"
"Naga worry Angel. I fine," Stitch assured Angel, "But how you get here?"
"I sensed you were in trouble, so in the speed of light I found you being attacked by that bear," explain Angel.
"But where are kids?" Stitch asked curiously.
"I left them with the toons at Moe's swamp," Angel replied answering Stitch's question.
Meanwhile we go inside Moe's house to see the eight trogs wrecking havoc! Climbing on and destroying furniture! Ripping curtains! Eating everything and making a BIG mess in the kitchen! (Well, mostly Morton of course.) Setting things on fire! We also see Rocko and Heifer cowering in the closet (they were put in charge of the trogs in a straw contest).
"Why do we always get the short straws!?!" Rocko angrily exclaims.
The scene switches back by the river.
"But who saved meega?" Stitch asked confused.
"Link did! He boldly jumped after you and brought you up to the surface! Now THAT was slick!" Snoopy exclaims.
Stitch turns to the wolf, and asks, "Link? Youga save me?"
"Well… it's pretty true---"
Stitch dashes up to Link and gives him a noogie, thanking, "Thanks cousin!"
"Okay! That's enough Stitch! You're welcome!" Links says laughing, and as Stitch stops, he adds, "Though… I did get some help."
Link turns to Moe with a confused face, and asks, "What?"
Stitch then slowly walks up to Moe and asks, "Moe? Youga save me too?"
Moe hesitated nervously. If he said yes, he would probably go emotional and sappy on him. And he didn't exactly want that. So he replied unsure, "Well… uh, I wouldn't say---"
"Of course he did!" Angel exclaimed, "Moe leapt in to save you and Link, Stitch!"
Everyone, except Moe and Stitch, nodded. Stitch stared at Moe for a long time, stunned and wondrous. Then a minute later, he dashes to Moe and hugs his leg.
"Awwwwww. Thanks cousin," Stitch thanks happily.
"Ahhh!" Moe exclaimed quite surprised by Stitch's loving action.
Then we see Angel, Snoopy, and Link running over to Moe doing the same thing. Midna looks awkwardly at the group, and then she shrugs, and does the same thing.
After a couple of seconds, Moe felt really discomfited, so he pushed the group away from him, saying, "Hey! Hey! Enough of this wussyness. We need to continue our trip."
"Right!" Stitch agreed, and he and Angel run off into the forest, exclaiming, "To Lilo we go!"
"To the princess we go!" Snoopy added, as he, Link, and Midna followed the two.
Moe just sighed in annoyance, as he followed the five.
About an hour later, we find our heroic group walking up the trail of a rocky mountain, surrounded by cloud, with Moe in the lead. When almost at the top of the mountain, Midna, riding on Link, face turned into a disgusted face and exclaimed, "Ewww! Link!"
"What?" Link said, and then sniffed the air and his face turned disgusted too, saying, "Uhhhhhh!!! Alright! Who cut one?!"
"Hey! Don't look at meega!" Stitch insisted.
Angel shook her head rapidly.
Snoopy turned to Moe holding his nose, stating, "Whoa! Seriously Moe, you've gotta warn someone before you just crack one off, my mouth was open and everything."
Moe turns to the other group members, replying, "Believe me you guys, if it was me, you'd all be dead!"
Moe then sniffs the air, and says, "It's brimstone. We must be close."
As the group continues to climb up, Midna says sarcastically, "Yeah, right. Whatever you say Moe. But I still think it was Link. "
"Midna! Listen to Moe! It's brimstone!" Link retorts angrily.
When the six finally got to the top, they gasped in terror and astonishment. Right in front of them was the castle. However ironically… it was surrounded by a big bowl of hot, boiling, searing lava! And the only way to get to the castle was across a wooden, rickety bridge! Which was over the lava!
Everyone was pretty surprised. Though not as surprised as Snoopy. Snoopy was standing there, ABSOULUTLEY still, not moving an inch. Also his eyes werewiiiiiiiiiiiiiide open, and his jaw dropped at least a foot.
"Oh, snap," Snoopy whispered, in a traumatized voice and fainted.
Stitch sighed and muttered, "Meega hate irony."
Angel nodded in agreement.
On the other hand, Moe, Link, and Midna didn't really mind.
Moe then chuckles, saying, "Sure it's big enough, but look at the location!"
"Eh," Link said in a dull voice, "No big deal."
"What?!" Snoopy shouted as he got up surprised.
"I've done thishundreds of times in dungeons. All we need to do is go across, and we're done!" Link instructed as he walked down.
"No bigee," Midna said agreeing.
"Sounds simple to me," Moe said agreeing as he walked down with Link.
Angel and Stitch came down too, though Snoopy was very reluctant. Snoopy sighed very deeply, and followed behind the group.
When they were about to get to the bridge, Snoopy speaks up nervously, "Um, Moe. Er, remember we had that talk about ugly guys having layers?"
"Yeah, why do you ask?" Moe asked curiously as he stepped on the bridge.
"Well, there is something I need to confess," Snoopy continued on, then he turns to see a dog skeleton, and gasps, and hurries up to the group, "Beagles don't have layers. We wear our fear right out on our sleeves!"
Moe then turned around in realization and says with a smirk, "Wait a sec… beagles don't have sleeves!"
"Well you get the idea!" Snoopy exclaimed nervously.
"Snoopy, are you afraid of heights?" Midna asked with a smirk.
"No," Snoopy replied in a scared voice, as his eyes were glued at the lake of hot, sweltering lava, "I'm just a little uncomfortable about being on a rickety bridge over a boiling lake of lava!"
"Don't worry Snoopy. We'd be right beside you to help out," Moe assured smiling.
"We'll give you emotional support," Link said adding on.
"Yeah," Midna said joining in with Moe and Link, "We can take this together one little baby step at a time."
"R-r-r-really?" Snoopy asked unsure.
"Really, really," the whole group guaranteed the nervous beagle.
"Well…" Snoopy paused nervously, "I guess it'll help a little… okay. Thanks guys."
"No problem cousin," Stitch assured.
When they begin on the bridge, Link dashes ahead of the group, acting like it isn't a big deal.
"Link, be careful," Angel reminded the foolish wolf.
"Pfft! This isn't a big deal," Link said with a smirk, then he pretends to be scared, jokingly saying, "Oh no! I'm over a rickety bridge, over a hot, boiling lake of lava! I'm so scared!"
Then an ember lands on Link's furry tail, setting it on fire. Link at first doesn't notice it, and then he smells smoke. Then he nervously turns around to see his tail on fire. Link screeches like a little girl (A/N: Kind of like in Home Alone 2, when Harry and Marv where attacked by the pigeons, Marv screeched like a little girl.) and runs in both directions of the bridge.
"Stop, drop, and roll, Link!" Stitch shouts at Link.
After hearing Stitch's exclamation, he immediately drops to bridge and rolls, finally setting the fire out. He contently sighs in relief, then he angrily shouts Midna, "Hey Midna! So much for a parent/guardian!"
Midna was completely stunned, and her face turns jalapeño red, angrily exclaiming, "Parent/guardian! First off Link! I am NOT your parent, or your guardian! I just help you during quests! Second off, it's your fault for being so STUPID AND CARELESS!! You got that?!"
Link was stunned what Midna exclaimed and squeaked, "Okay."
Then he turns to the lake of lava and grumbled, "Stupid lava."
Then the group continues on slowly walking on the bridge, but this time, Snoopy was in the lead, sweating and breathing heavily.
Moe, who was right behind Snoopy, instructing, "Okay you guys. Remember to keep on moving, and don't look down!"
"Okay, okay," Snoopy said as he nervously took deep breaths, "Don't look down. Don't look down. Keep on moving and don't look down. Don't look down. Keep on moving and don't look down."
Then after taking another baby step, a piece of a plywood board on the rickety bridge falls off, into the hot, boiling lake of lava. This immediately makes Snoopy to look down to see that a hundred feet below him was the deadly pool of fire!
Snoopy gasps in horror, and shouts, "Guys! I'm looking down!"
Snoopy jumps up screaming and turns around panicking, getting onto his knees, begging to the group, "God I can't do this, just let me off right now please!"
"What!?!" Midna exclaims surprised, "But we're half way there!"
"C'mon Snoopy! Keep on movin'!" Moe exclaims angrily.
"Look guys! I can't do this! I just can't! So PLEASE! Let's turn back!" Snoopy says desperately.
"Okay fine! We don't have time for you! So you can wuss out, but you have to go back!" Moe angrily shouts at the terrified beagle, starting to shake to bridge.
"Moe! No wait!" Snoopy exclaims terrified as the bridge shook, and starting to back up a little.
Moe notices this causing him to hesitate, hatching an idea. He turns to Link, Midna, Stitch and Angel smirking and the group immediately getting his idea.
"Okay cousin. Let's not walk," Stitch saying to assure Snoopy… until, "Let's DANCE!"
Then Stitch and Angel dance on the bridge, disco style, causing it shake frequently.
"Wait! Stitch! Angel! No! Stop!" Snoopy shouts, freaking out.
"Oh, I'm sorry. Do what? This?" Midna says, smiling impishly as he grabs the ropes of the bridge and shakes it.
"Yes, that!" Snoopy replies shouting.
"Yes on doing it," Link asks raising an eye brow, smirking.
"Yes?" Moe asking Snoopy, "Hmm, yes then. Okay"
Then everyone, except Snoopy, shakes the rickety bridge violently.
"NO! Wait! Guys! PLEASE! STOP!!!" Snoopy says COMPLETLEY freaking out, as he backs up.
"No! NOOOO!!!! I'm gonna die! I'm dead! I'm DEAD!!!" Snoopy says horrified at the verge of tears.
Then Snoopy stops panicking, and looks down to see him on solid ground. He then turns around to see behind him was the castle. He sighs of relief. Then we see Moe and the group walking off the bridge.
Moe walks up to the beagle saying, "That'll do beagle. That'll do."
As the group walks into the entrance, Snoopy says, "Cool!"
As Snoopy catches up, he asks, "So where is this fire breathing pain in the neck anyway?"
"Inside, waiting for us to rescue her," Moe replied, answering Snoopy's question.
"I believe Snoopy was talking about the dragon Moe," Link said correcting Moe.
A/N: So watcha think? I'll update as soon as I can. Also please review!