iRoomies

Well howdy doo people. It's everyone favorite writer Irish Knight reporting in. I'd like to thank everyone for patiently waiting for this chapter. I have been really busy and had no time to write. Well here it is. Hope it was worth the wait!

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"What the fuck….?" I asked confused as hell.

Just when things seemed to go back to normal for me, someone had to throw a wrench into the mix. Let's recap shall we?

First, Sam and I told Carly that we were a couple. And of course Carly, being the girly girl that she is, flipped out! Well maybe flipped out is the wrong choice of work. She was shocked.

Second, Me and Sam went to a fair and I won her a giant plush ham. And shattered my foot in the process…it is still throbbing…

Then finally, after Sam and I got home we were greeted with a visit from Melanie. Sam's twin.

And that is where I find myself right now. Confused as hell staring at my girlfriend and her identical sister.

"Hello Freddie. How are you?" Melanie asked.

She was seriously the complete opposite of Sam. Sam was feisty, impolite and sometimes cruel. Melanie was girly, nice, and polite.

"You actually exist?" I asked.

I never actually believed she was real, but now she was standing in my apartment.

"Yes. Don't you remember? We went on that date?" Melanie said.

"So….if that was actually Melanie on the date then…when she….!" I said going wide eye when I remembered what happened on the date. I thought that it was just Sam trying to fool me into thinking Melanie was real. And that was when we…kissed.

"But I thought it was you!...but then that means when I kissed….it was actually you!" I said looking back and forth between Sam and Melanie.

"Yes Freddork. You kissed Melanie that night." Sam said.

I could tell she was pissed off. Was she mad at both me and Melanie. Or was she just pissed at Melanie? Or just me?

"So Mel. What are 'you' doing here?" Sam asked, venom seeping into her voice.

"I heard about what happened between you and mom." Melanie said, completely oblivious to Sam's anger.

"And do what? Try to be the miracle worker and get me and mom back together?" Sam asked getting madder.

"I think you two are over reacting. If you go back and talk about it…" Melanie said.

"I'm not going back! I hate that woman!" Sam yelled, shocking both Melanie and me. Sam marched off into my room and slammed the door.

I looked at Melanie and shrugged.

"Sorry about that." I said.

"It's okay. I'll be back later. After Sam has cooled down. Bye Freddie." Melanie said giving me a flirty wave.

I guess I'm just a Puckett magnet. I decided to go check on Sam.

I went over to my door and knocked.

"Leave me alone Melanie!" Sam yelled.

"Melanie left." I said.

I heard Sam get up and walk over to the door. She opened it and looked at me. She truly looked pissed. She went back over to my bed and sat down, clutching her ham. I sat down next to her. It was awkwardly quiet for a few minutes, before Sam finally spoke.

"Freddie, do you think I was wrong to deny Melanie's help?" Sam asked. It sounded like she wanted to cry.

"I don't really know. It's your own problem that you have to solve yourself. Plus I don't think I can give family advice. My mom is a psychopathic neat freak." I said trying to make a joke.

Sam let a small smiled crawl across her face. She clutched her ham tighter.

"Thanks a lot Freddie." Sam said.

"For what?" I asked.

"For always being here to talk to me." Sam said, putting her head on my shoulder. I put my arm around her and pulled her close.

"It's what I'm here for." I said rubbing her shoulder.

Sam smiled and closed her eyes. I then let out a yawn. Sam opens her eyes and looked at me.

"Tired?" She asked, staring at me with those blue eyes.

"Yeah, today was exhausting!" I said, rubbing my eyes.

"Yeah. Let's get some sleep." Sam said getting up. She grabbed one of my shirts and headed into the bathroom.
I got up and got changed into some pajama pants and a t-shirt. I laid down and stared at the stars and thought…..where the fuck is my ceiling? Then I realized I was staring out the window.

((A/N: I've been thinking about that joke for a while and wanted to work it in))

"Hey Freddie." I heard Sam say as she finally walked out of the bathroom.

I looked over and couldn't help myself. I wolf whistled her. My shirt was barely covering her panties and showed off her sexy legs.

"DAMN!" I said giving Sam a smile.

"You pervy tech geek." Sam said laughing.

"Well I'm a 17 year old boy whose girlfriend is standing in front of me in nothing but her panties and my t-shirt. Why do expect me to do? Read the bible?" I said smiling still.

Sam laughed again and got into bed. I put my arm around her and pulled her close.

"Night Sammie." I said giving her a kiss.

"Night Fredward." Sam said kissing me back.

I closed my eyes and quickly fell asleep. That night I had a very weird dream. I barely remember it but I do remember it involved peanut butter, an ostrich, a submarine, and a French mime. What? All my dreams have to be about Sam?

The next morning I felt myself walking up. I opened my eyes expecting to see Sam curled up in a ball again. I was wrong. Sam was laying on my chest but in a very…..um….interesting way. She was positioned right on my crotch. If someone walked in they would get the wrong idea instantly!

"It's good to be the geek." I said to myself.

Then I felt Sam stir and let out a small moan. She opened her eyes and looked at me.

"Morning Freddie." She said, rubbing her half open eyes. She seriously looked like a small child.

"Morning Sammie." I said kissing her.

She smiled and sat up, putting her hands on my chest. She then looked at me, then down at my crotch.

"If someone walked in, this would give off the wrong idea." Sam said.

"Yeah they would." I said laughing since I said the same thing.

"But it's a nice way to wake up." Sam said, leaning down, whispering it in my ear.

I felt myself go red at her seductive tone of voice.

"Aw, wittle Freddie is embarrassed by that idea?" Sam asked, getting her evil smile.

She leaned down and gave me a deep kiss. I wrapped my arms around Sam's waist and kissed her. Sam then started using her tongue. Talk about getting bold. But sadly before anything good could happen, my bedroom door opened.

"Hi Freddie…SAMANTHA?" I heard Melanie say.

Me and Sam stopped making out and looked over to see Melanie standing in my room, a shocked looked on her face.

"Uh…..hi Melanie…." I said laughing nervously. "How the hell did you get into my apartment?"

"The front door was unlocked so I thought I see how Sam is doing. And apparently…really well." Melanie said giving Sam a smile. "How long?"

"For about 3 days." Sam said, not moving from her spot on top of me. She didn't get embarrassed easily. Even with her on top of me!

"When did that happen?" Melanie asked.

"Sam got dumped by a douchebag because she wouldn't go all the way, I comforted her, then next thing we know this is happening." I said motioning to the compromising situation I was in.

"So Melanie. Why are you here?" Sam asked getting off of me. She went over and grabbed her pants and put them on. "Trying to convince me to talk to mom?"

"No. Just wanted to see if you two wanted to get a smoothie." Melanie said sweetly. Sam looked like she wanted to puke.

"Fine. Just so you can stop bothering me." Sam said. "Freddie, go put some clothes on."

I got up and grabbed my clothes for a shower. I could feel both Sam and Melanie staring at me. It's official. I am a Puckett magnet. I went into the bathroom. I jumped into the shower and quickly got washed. I knew better then to make Sam wait. Especially when it involved her sister Melanie. Sam is one minute away from ripping Melanie's head off.

I finished my shower and quickly got out of the shower. I got dressed and went into the living room to find Sam, looking extremely bored, and Melanie, who was extremely happy. She was defiantly the kind of girl to be happy 24/7.

"I'm ready." I said grabbing my wallet.

"You look good today Frreddie." Melanie said smiling at me sweetly.

"Uh….thanks." I said.

I looked over at Sam who looked pissed beyond belief. I walked over to her and grabbed her hand. I gave it a squeeze. Sam looked at her hand, then at me. She sighed and I could tell she was calming down. Good disaster adverted.

The three of us left the apartment and went to the Groovy Smoothy. I went up to the counter and ordered the smoothies. I went back to the table and gave Sam and Melanie their smoothies. I sat down next to Sam and silent drank my smoothie. I kept my eye on Sam just in case she decided to play volleyball with Melanie's head.

"So Sam. How long have you been staying with Freddie?" Melanie finally asked after a few moments of awkward silence.

"About 2 months." Sam said keeping it short.

"And it took you only two months to end up together?" Melanie asked.

"In our defense, for about 4 weeks we weren't talking to each other." I said.

"Hey Freddie, Sam, and…Sam….." Gibby said walking over to the three of us. "Holy crap…They're multiplying!"

"No silly. I am Sam's twin, Melanie." Melanie said smiling. Gibby looked over at me. I just gave him a shrug.

"Oh…uh…..pleasant to meet you." Gibby said.

"LEAVE GIBSON!" Sam yelled much to the shock of everyone.

Gibby took the hint and quickly left, as not to make Sam even madder. As Gibby scurried away, pants now probably soaked, Melanie looked at Sam shocked.

"That wasn't very nice Sam." Melanie said.

HIT THE DECK! SHE'S GONNA BLOW!

I quickly hit the deck. Tell Sam something wasn't nice was like waving a red flag in front of a bull.

"I DON'T NEED YOU TELLING ME WHAT'S NICE AND SHIT! I DON'T NEED YOU FOR ANYTHING! SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO BACK TO THAT FANCY BOARDING SCHOOL AND LEAVE ME ALONE!" Sam yelled, causing everyone in the groovy smoothy to look at us. She then stormed out of the store. I slowly slide down my chair and out of everyone sight.

Well I'm gonna be happy when all this drama is over…

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FINALLY! It's done! Tell me what you think. And don't worry. I just got hit by a muse and got a major idea. I could tell you…..but then I would have to kill you. Anyways read, review, love!