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As I got up from the table, I noticed the cafeteria was eerily quiet. I had to admit it freaked me out slightly. I made my way over to the cafeteria doors, and opened them. I took only a few steps before a hand placed itself over my mouth and an arm around my waist and dragged me around the corner. I fought my way out of those arms and turned around to see Tenten!

"What the hell?" I whisper shouted. "You scared the mess outta me!" Tenten only replied with, "Look, remember when you dragged me to a meeting with one of the most notorious gangs in Konoha?" inodded my head yes. "Well remember when you said you will explain everything later?" I nodded my head again. "Well now's the perfect time!" Tenten grinned.

I sighed and looked around to see if any stragglers were wandering in the hall. There were none. Dang why is the world against me? "Well have you heard of the Koori syndicate right?"

"Well yeah! They're my family's top costumers! Wait what does that have to do with anything?" I ignored her question and continued. "Well, you know how Sakurai, the head, is looking for his daughter?"

"Yes but I still don't see what this has to do with you!" Ignorance really is bliss huh?

I removed my bang from my eye and showed her my green one. She gasped. "K-Kimmiko? Why didn't you tell me sooner?" Wait. She doesn't seem mad. "Even though you're pretty well wanted, you're still my best friend, and I would never tell your secret." I started to tear up a bit. She is such a good friend. She pulled me into a hug. "It's okay Kimmi, you don't have to cry." I pulled back, but looked away and wiped my eyes. "I'm not crying, I just have something in my eyes!"

"Sure you do Kimmiko," Tenten said as she started to walk away. We were insanely late for class. "I was, honest! H-hey! Wait for me!" I ran after her trying to catch up, wiping the rest of the tears from my eyes.

After the girls had left, another dog emerged from another hallway. He had heard everything. He picked up his Blackberry, and hit a button.

"Did you find her?" A feminine voice answered

"Why do you always doubt me?" said the male dog.

"Don't fuck with me Akita! Did you find her?" The owner said fiercely.

"Relax Akiko, the girl is found."

"Good keep an eye on her, and I'll come and get her when the time is right." The owner hung up.

The dog, Akita, wandered back into the shadows off to see his master.

School was over and Kakuzu was taking Tenten and I over to the Uchiha mansion in his Benz. Pein gave her the okay, and now she also works for the Akatsuki. She does it for me. Such a good friend!

We finally get to meet Konan! I wonder what she's like. "Kuzu-chan, are we there yet?" I asked as I poked his check. I was riding shotgun. "Don't call me that, and we're almost there for the millionth time," Kakuzu said through gritted teeth. I love to annoy people. It's one of my many epic gifts. You know, I always wondered what Kakuzu's family does, because everyone in the Akatsuki is from super rich families.

"Hey Kakuzu," I started. He grunted in response. "What does your family do?" His grip tightened on the wheel slightly. "My father is a cardiologist, and my mother is a pediatrician." Kakuzu answered curtly. He seemed kind of tense on the subject, so I let it go. The rest of the ride was kind of awkward. Tenten didn't say much, because she's not sure if the Akatsuki will accept her. I'm pretty sure during the rest of the car ride a gay baby was born.

Kakuzu pulled up into the driveway and I practically sprang from that metal death trap. Kakuzu is a maniac driver! While we were on our way, he got a call from Sasori saying that we were late and he doesn't like to be kept waiting. Kakuzu's foot was basically glued to the gas pedal! He ran three stop lights! Three! "You would speed too if you knew how impatient Sasori could get." Kakuzu said as I thanked Kami-sama for sparing my life. "There was this one time…." He trailed off and there was a glint of fear in his eyes.

"Well let's hurry inside," Kakuzu said as he walked towards the house/mansion. Tenten and I looked at each other and continued inside. We walked through the door and through the asylum Itachi likes to call his house and made our way towards the living room. Everyone was already there. Everyone was basically wearing graphic tees and jeans. With the exception of Hidan. He was wearing a button down shirt with half the buttons unbuttoned. Damn he looked hot and he knew it. Must not look…

DO IT!

Who the hell are you!

I'm you smart one.

Great I'm going crazy…

Whatchu talkin bout Willis? I'm the voice in your head that tells you the right things to do! And I say jump that sexy mother fucker!

What no way! That's gross! Boy's have cooties!

You don't seriously believe that do you?

Maybe…

"Kimmi-chan? Is Kimmi-chan okay?" Tobi was waving his hand in front of my face. "Oh hehe yeah I'm fine," I said rubbing the back of my head. "Yeah," Hidan said "she was just fantasizing about my sexiness."

"Um, ew. Just so you know it was Tenten not me." Tenten shot me a look that was meant to kill.

"Who?" Hidan looked around and found Tenten. Who was next to me. Who was next to the couch. Where he was sitting. I swear that boy needs to use his brain!

Hidan smirked at her and instantly I knew he was thinking of a plan. Poor Tenten was clueless. In a flash, Hidan grabbed her wrist and had her on his lap. He whispered something in her ear that was inaudible, but it made her turn beet red. I didn't think it was possible to turn that red. I had to rescue her! I pulled her off his lap and stood her up. I took her over to a corner to cool her off. Hidan still sat there on the couch with a smirk on his face now talking to Kakuzu who had said nothing that whole time.

I grabbed a magazine off the coffee table, which was expensive looking by the way, and started to fan her. "What did he say to you?" I asked Tenten gently. "M-my mommy s-says I-I'm not s-s-supposed to repeat stuff l-like that." She stuttered. She never stutters. She is the epitome of confidence after myself. She's Tenten for crying out loud!

I left her to calm herself down, and marched over to Hidan. "What the fuck did you say to her?"

"Do you really want to know?" he asked slyly with that stupid smirk plastered on his face.

It's sexy though ain't it?

You're back! Darn…

Hey don't be like that! We were just starting to get along with each other!

Whatever you're distracting me from the main task!

Whatever.

"Yes, actually I do," I replied.

"As you wish."

He pulled me down and whispered the same things to me as he said to Tenten. Okay, that was explicit. I think I turned redder than Tenten because Hidan actually laughed at me. Kakuzu just shook his head as I retreated to the corner to reunite with Tenten. I snatched the magazine from Tenten and fanned myself rapidly. After a while, we both cooled down. Pein and some blue haired chick came into the room.

"Okay let's get this meeting started," Pein announced. "Oh by the way, Kimmiko and Tenten, this is Konan, Konan this is Kimmiko and Tenten." I was not expecting Konan to be like this. She had a paper flower in her hair, and a piercing in her lip. She wore a belly top, and her belly button was pierced. She wore a leather jacket over top of that and black skinny jeans. She's really pretty.

"Hey,"she said. "Nice to meet you," Tenten said. "What's up?" I said.

"Well, Pein , as much as I'd love to sit in your boring meetings, I think the girls and I are going into the kitchen," Konan declared as she grabbed us and pulled us into the endless asylum. "But I need them Konan…" Pein said and trailed off because we were gone. "She's fast, un."

"Thanks for saving us," Tenten said.

You mean taking us away from the sexy beasts!

Hush!

"No problem." Konan replied. "I hate having to sit through these meetings but I promised Nagato I'd do it."

"Who is Nagato I inquired. "Oh he's my boyfriend." "Cool."

Tenten, Konan, and I just chatted like that for the rest of the meeting period. Kisame eventually took us home. When I got inside, I went straight to the bathroom. I looked in the mirror and looked at my multiple piercings. The cartilage ones were fairly new. I took all of them out leaving only one cartilage piercing in each ear. Even the bar. That hurt like crap. The sink had spots of blood in it. I stuck out my tongue and debated with myself whether or not I wanted to take that out as well. It came out. That hurt kinda badly.

I don't even know why I took them out. Just because I guess. It'll be fun to see people's reactions. I took a shower and got into bed. I layed there for a while and finally went to sleep.

Somewhere…

Akiko sits and plots exactly when she wants to appear.

I will definitely make you disappear as you did with my parents.