Lightest Shade of Grey C7
These days, my life has taken a turn for the weirder. In my room there are currently 4 women and only one of them is actually supposed to be here.
In the blue corner we have one Hyuuga Hinata, a mummy, who wishes to be buried together with me, she is currently trying to talk to my mother to ask her for her permission to be buried with me and failing at it. Now, I know she is a mummy but she really needs to stop thinking about burials so much...
In the evil corner we have Kurama, a vampire who for some reason decided to torment me. Her favorites pastimes involve plotting my misery, making out with me and sucking my blood until I pass out.
In the pink corner we have one Haruno Sakura, my dog-girl childhood friend. I don't know what she is doing in my room... Maybe she thinks I am her owner? She is at least half dog after all.
And, in the red corner, we have one Uzumaki Kushina, my mother. She is currently hugging my head to her chest as she throws everything within reach at the other three women. She is also currently shouting at them something about evil women corrupting her "Naruto-chan".
Let's skip this scene for the sake of my rapidly deteriorating mental health and admit that this did not end without blood spilt. My blood, to the great annoyance of Kurama, that is.
So, Kurama, Sakura, Hinata and I reached our school after "the dispute" and surprisingly Kiba had notting to say to me today. He just looked at me with those eyes. The eyes of a men who had lost all faith in life. Just kidding, his eyes teared up and he ran out the door...
You know your life is screwed up when you enjoy the monotony of being in class...
Yeah. So skip to lunch and start the mess that is my life once again. Today we are eating on the rooftop once again when one Yamanaka Ino joins us.
To describe Ino in one sentence... "Sakura's worst enemy" would have to do. They literally hate each other. Ino has a thing for teasing Sakura and Sakura has a thing for getting pissed at her. One could compare it to the relationship of a cat and a dog...
You will soon get that joke, don't worry about it.
After we finish eating we still have some time before having to go to class so we just stay on the rooftop... Well, Kurama, Hinata and I did. Sakura left chasing a fleeing Ino because of some silly thing she said. So it was basically just me and Kurama since Hinata was hiding behind a wall... "You know that one is one of us too, don't you?" I hear Kurama ask, destroying all my hopes for not adding to my already stupidly chaotic life.
"Somehow, deep deep inside, I kind of expected her to." I admit to her.
Skip the rest of day's classes. I am currently opening my shoebox while Sakura, Kurama and Hinata wait for me. Inside I find my shoes, no surprise there, and a letter. Classy stuff too. Textured paper and a rich font. You are cordially invited to the Hyuuga clan housings, no relationship to Hinata whatsoever, this Sunday afternoon it said.
This letter would bring about what would be known as the "Yuki-onna" incident.