Watch out! Watch out! Take me off!

Take me off! Right this minute!

TAKE ME OFF! I think I'm going to be sick!

Well, you could have listened, couldn't you? So what was it that I produced? Ooh, a troll's club! Wow! I don't even remember swallowing that! Isn't that cool? I wonder what it'll be next time? Who knows, it might even be Godric's sword... Wouldn't that be amazing? After no-one's seen it for centuries, and I could be the one to produce it... And it might even be on some first year's head, like you!

I said, it might even be on some first year's head, like you!

I said- oh, you're unconscious. It must have been that troll's club...

Would someone take this "SLYTHERIN!" away from me?

And don't forget the club!