RAW
Vince McMahon (Before the intro): Welcome to my show WWE RAW!!! I am happy you fans joined us to watch RAW. We will have 4 Title Matches. I will introduce the opponent of the champion before the match. The titles will be. World Heavyweight Tag Team Intercontinental Women's
I will have more surprises for you today.
E2Krazy: We have just heard Vince McMahon has a lot of surprises for you today. Jim Ross, Jerry Lawler and Michael Cole will be at ringside announcing the action. We have 3 announcers because Vince decided it to be that way just for tonight. See you after the show!
The WWE RAW intro starts.
"Move to the music play the fuck*** music, move to the music play."
JR: Welcome to WWE Television, we have Jerry Lawler.
JL: Wuzz up!!!
JR.: .and Michael Cole with us and quite frankly, it will be a great night.
The Hardy's music plays and out come the younger brother Jeff.
MC: We all want to know who will face Y2J for the Heavyweight title tonight, who will face Molly for the Women's title and so on.
Chris Jericho comes with a steel chair and is running towards Jeff Hardy.
JR: Jericho has a chair and is going towards Jeff!
Jericho hits Jeff with the chair and down goes Jeff!
CRACK
MC: Did you hear that? Jericho has hit Jeff Hardy with the chair.
JR: He is doing this for NO reason.
Jericho is not getting him in the Walls of Jericho! (Screaming: I am the KING OF THE WORLD!!!)
JL: He has locked him in the Walls of Jericho!!!! GO JERICHO, GO JERICHO!!!
JR: You are pathetic King; Jeff is helpless out there.
Matt comes and Jericho picks up the chair.
MC: Matt is here!!! JR: Matt comes for his brother's aid. Jericho again picks up that chair and he cracks that chair into Matt's head.
JL (LAUGHING): Look at that chair!!!!!
JR: Jericho is hitting him with that chair numerous times! IN MY 25 YEARS I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYONE SO MEAN!!!!!! DAMN YOU JERICHO, DAMN YOU JERICHO STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!!
MC: Yeah straight to hell!!!
JL: Shut up Cole!!!
Jericho asks for the mic.
Y2J: I WON THIS WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE YESTERDAY!!! And Jeff comes out, trying to steal my spotlight? I am the World Heavyweight Champion you ass- clown!
C: BOOOOO
Y2J: Matt and Jeff are full of shit. They just like entertaining the ass- clowns in this arena.
C: Asshole!!! Asshole!!! Asshole!!
Y2J: Shut up, I AM THE KING OF THE WORLD!!!!!!
"If you smelllllll!!! What The Rock is cooking."
MC: Here comes The Rock!!!!
JL: We know!!
Rock: FINALLY, THE ROCK HAS COME BACK TO CLEVELAND!!!
C: (CHEERS)
Rock: Jericho, you like messing with younger wrestlers, wrestlers that are less experienced than you?
Y2J: Mind your own business ROCK!!! You still mad of how I defeated you yesterday? I beat you FAIR IN SQUARE you ass-clown!
Rock: You think you beat The Rock fair in square? Why not put your title on the line against me ONE more time TONIGHT!!
Y2J: No, it's.
Rock: Or better yet, so you can stop whining and complaining, how about a non-title match.
Y2J: Yes, a non-title match. I am going to kick your sorry ass so badly you are going to raise your left eyebrow in confusion.
Vince McMahon's music hits.
Vince: Haven't you forgotten, I am putting the World Heavyweight title on the line against someone already Jericho; I know you want to know who you are going to face. Cleveland FANS, should we tell him?
C: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vince: Ok then, Jeff Hardy Vs. Chris Jericho, World Heavyweight title on the line!!
Y2J (Laughing)
Vince: Are you happy with that match Jericho, well I bet you will be happier to know that the match will be a LADDER MATCH!!! Rock I have you in another match tonight. You and Trish Stratus versus 5 wrestlers in a handicap match. It will be a.falls count anywhere match.
Matches:
Big Show vs. Brock Lesnar: Brock Lesnar won with the F5
IC Title: RVD vs. Matt Hardy: RVD wins the title.
World Title: Jericho Vs. Jeff: Jericho wins by cheating. You will be informed of the match next chapter.
Women's: Molly Vs. Lita: Molly retains the title with the molly-go-round!
Tag Team: Lance and Christian defeat Randy Orton and Kane
The Rock and Trish Stratus Vs. The 5 Wrestlers will be Next Chapter!!!
Vince McMahon (Before the intro): Welcome to my show WWE RAW!!! I am happy you fans joined us to watch RAW. We will have 4 Title Matches. I will introduce the opponent of the champion before the match. The titles will be. World Heavyweight Tag Team Intercontinental Women's
I will have more surprises for you today.
E2Krazy: We have just heard Vince McMahon has a lot of surprises for you today. Jim Ross, Jerry Lawler and Michael Cole will be at ringside announcing the action. We have 3 announcers because Vince decided it to be that way just for tonight. See you after the show!
The WWE RAW intro starts.
"Move to the music play the fuck*** music, move to the music play."
JR: Welcome to WWE Television, we have Jerry Lawler.
JL: Wuzz up!!!
JR.: .and Michael Cole with us and quite frankly, it will be a great night.
The Hardy's music plays and out come the younger brother Jeff.
MC: We all want to know who will face Y2J for the Heavyweight title tonight, who will face Molly for the Women's title and so on.
Chris Jericho comes with a steel chair and is running towards Jeff Hardy.
JR: Jericho has a chair and is going towards Jeff!
Jericho hits Jeff with the chair and down goes Jeff!
CRACK
MC: Did you hear that? Jericho has hit Jeff Hardy with the chair.
JR: He is doing this for NO reason.
Jericho is not getting him in the Walls of Jericho! (Screaming: I am the KING OF THE WORLD!!!)
JL: He has locked him in the Walls of Jericho!!!! GO JERICHO, GO JERICHO!!!
JR: You are pathetic King; Jeff is helpless out there.
Matt comes and Jericho picks up the chair.
MC: Matt is here!!! JR: Matt comes for his brother's aid. Jericho again picks up that chair and he cracks that chair into Matt's head.
JL (LAUGHING): Look at that chair!!!!!
JR: Jericho is hitting him with that chair numerous times! IN MY 25 YEARS I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYONE SO MEAN!!!!!! DAMN YOU JERICHO, DAMN YOU JERICHO STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!!
MC: Yeah straight to hell!!!
JL: Shut up Cole!!!
Jericho asks for the mic.
Y2J: I WON THIS WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE YESTERDAY!!! And Jeff comes out, trying to steal my spotlight? I am the World Heavyweight Champion you ass- clown!
C: BOOOOO
Y2J: Matt and Jeff are full of shit. They just like entertaining the ass- clowns in this arena.
C: Asshole!!! Asshole!!! Asshole!!
Y2J: Shut up, I AM THE KING OF THE WORLD!!!!!!
"If you smelllllll!!! What The Rock is cooking."
MC: Here comes The Rock!!!!
JL: We know!!
Rock: FINALLY, THE ROCK HAS COME BACK TO CLEVELAND!!!
C: (CHEERS)
Rock: Jericho, you like messing with younger wrestlers, wrestlers that are less experienced than you?
Y2J: Mind your own business ROCK!!! You still mad of how I defeated you yesterday? I beat you FAIR IN SQUARE you ass-clown!
Rock: You think you beat The Rock fair in square? Why not put your title on the line against me ONE more time TONIGHT!!
Y2J: No, it's.
Rock: Or better yet, so you can stop whining and complaining, how about a non-title match.
Y2J: Yes, a non-title match. I am going to kick your sorry ass so badly you are going to raise your left eyebrow in confusion.
Vince McMahon's music hits.
Vince: Haven't you forgotten, I am putting the World Heavyweight title on the line against someone already Jericho; I know you want to know who you are going to face. Cleveland FANS, should we tell him?
C: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vince: Ok then, Jeff Hardy Vs. Chris Jericho, World Heavyweight title on the line!!
Y2J (Laughing)
Vince: Are you happy with that match Jericho, well I bet you will be happier to know that the match will be a LADDER MATCH!!! Rock I have you in another match tonight. You and Trish Stratus versus 5 wrestlers in a handicap match. It will be a.falls count anywhere match.
Matches:
Big Show vs. Brock Lesnar: Brock Lesnar won with the F5
IC Title: RVD vs. Matt Hardy: RVD wins the title.
World Title: Jericho Vs. Jeff: Jericho wins by cheating. You will be informed of the match next chapter.
Women's: Molly Vs. Lita: Molly retains the title with the molly-go-round!
Tag Team: Lance and Christian defeat Randy Orton and Kane
The Rock and Trish Stratus Vs. The 5 Wrestlers will be Next Chapter!!!