A/N: I'm back! And…. HOLY GIDEON AND OLIVIA! 119 REVIEWS! 119! I love you guys! Ian loves you guys!
Ian: Nope.
Me: Heh… I kind of kidnapped him. Seriously. I did.
Ian: I live in her closet.
Me: And he loves it!
Ian: No, I really don't.
Me: Story time!
Ian was about six days into his torture. He had done all he could to cure his boredom, without enduring the evil we all know as Kurt. But, all British emo sulking llama loving teens have their limits. So, he gave in, and logged on.
Hello! Hi ya! I have come! …. My day just went from great to dead. Kurt, you killed Monday! YOU MONDAY KILLER!
From: Serenity Kabra
Question:
Hi Guys! I'm back. You won't believe where I'm going, I'm going to Kurt'shouse! Yeah, you see I thought he'd like to come into FULL CONTACT with my,er, collection. It took 4 limos to take the entire collection out of thehouse. Cool, I'm here. Hey Kurt! *launches collection at Kurt*That did it! DANG IT! He friggin came back to life! *takes VERY large bat coated in poison*Kurt *bash* leave *bash* Ian *bash* and *bash* Amy *bash* ALONE *bash*!*bashes head in and throws his body into the River Styx*Ahhh. That was very relaxing. I think that I'll just bring him back to life,kill him, and do it all over again when I'm stressed. Which Ian knows is about90% of the are my questions:Amy, what does Kurt hate the most? If it's Ian he can come to all1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000of Kurt's funerals! We'll make it entirely Ian based, with postersof him everywhere and more! Then, Ian can dance on Kurt's grave!Okay, here's *sniffle* Amy. I *sniffle* can't believe *sniffle* that Kurt was cheating*sniffle* on me! *breaks down in tears* okay Rachel, it's , thank you for lending me your limos! I know I told you it was for school,but it wasn't. My dad said that he didn't have blood red limos to hide thebloodstains and explosive pieces! See you at Kurt's first funeral! Ciao! Serenity " Kurt Should Die in Hell" Kabra
Answer:
I love my cousins! I don't! The river Styx burns!
I seriously love my cousins! I'll wear my suit! YAY! PARTY AT KURT'S PLACE!
I still do not believe you! BURN! That's what she said.
Well, even if it wasn't for school…. The funeral was fun!
From: DialgaGiratinalove
Question:
Ha-ha, Amy, Amiliton or Amian? Ian, burgers or hot dogs? Kurt, GET OFF!
Answer:
Neither. Amurt. Eww, does that even exist?
None! I don't eat them! I EAT CHICKEN! This blog just gets more random each time I log on..
No. I don't want to!
From: I'M PLANNING KURT'S FUNERAL
Question:
Hi! Ranirose272 again! I'm still too lazy to log in! He he! Plus not logging inlets me express my hatred for Kurt! (offense intended) Now let us begin!Awwwww! I wanted to tie the noose! Humph! I'm mad now! I'm going to hitsomething! *hits Kurt virtually on the back of the head with a frying panHARD* There! Now how else can we kill Kurt? Ooh! Ooh! We can push him into atwenty feet deep ditch then cover it up! I wanna push him in! Ian you canhelp! Please help! I'm not that strong anyway so I'll need help. He he! OMGOMG! we could tie him up with pink glittery duct tape, force him to listen toHannah Montana and watch Sharpay's Fabulous Adventure before we push him intoa ditch! Yah Yah! I like this idea! Anyway to the questions! Ian and Amy (NOT YOU KURT YOU SUK!): Do you like Paramore? I'm like obsessedwith their song Fences! Have you guys heard it? Do you guys like Sprite? Areyou afraid of spiders? I am. Last two times I saw a spider I screamed so loudmy mo thought a robber came into the house and I ran into a wall. Have youguys ever gotten a bloody nose? I have, I ran into a pole. Yeah, I'm not avery balanced person! I fell down the stairs! XD! Anyway! Amy: Why do you like the lying, dirty, cheating, filthy scumbag (Kurt)? Ok, Iknow he didn't hurt you and stuff but Ian's frickin desperate! He's emo sulkingfor crying out loud! I know you like that twit (Kurt again) and he makes youhappy blah,blah,blah but why won't you give Ian a chance? Please for me?Pwease? Ok, what's your favorite book? Mine's uh...oh! Anne of Green Gables!and A Book of A Thousand Days, and 39 Clues, Percy Jackson, and Maximum Ride. Kurt: Please jump off a cliff or a river Ian: Please push Kurt into a ditch. Have you heard of Dragonette (this one'sfor you too Amy. Not you Kurt!)? Uhhhh, let's see... what else? I'm trying tothink of some questions that aren't romance related... (it's very hard) Do youbelieve llamas and chickens will take over the world? I do. Do you haveimaginary animals stalking you? I do, it's a cow named Bob. yeah, I'm prettyweird. What's your favorite subject?That's all for now... *gets a call*Me: Hello?Person: What type of flowers do you want for Kurt's funeral again?Me: Non! That twit doesn't deserve any!Person: Sorry!Me: Good day!BYE!
Answer:
That hurt! Sorry Rain, you can tie the noose this time! Remember, the next funeral is in two weeks! Yes, I'll help. For I am the HERO! Hetalia, Ian, seriously? It is epic. No more questions!
That's even better! YAY! Ashley Tisdale and Miley Cyrus sing really good!… Amy, how do you NOT see that he's gay!
Yes, I like them. No, haven't heard it. Yes, Sprite is good. No, I like spiders. Bloody nose? Well, not yet, but, Hamilton Holt and I are playing polo next month.. So, we'll see…
Because I don't want to. I won't even dignify that with an emo sulk. Those are all good.
No. I just made soup! What is with you an soup? What is with you an llamas emo boy? Llamas can kill you. Soup cannot. BURN! That's what she said!
No, sorry, I haven't. Ever hear of Black Veil Brides? They are awesome! I do. Right after Darth Vader takes a gene test, and finds out Ja Ja Binks is actually Luke's father and commits suicide in episode 4. I love Star Wars. AH! DAN HAS INFECTED YOU! AH! YOUR RIGHT! I'M A FREAK! … Your words, not mine emo boy. Yes, he is a alpaca named Ringo Starr. I seriously love the Beatles! I like history!
I love you guys! You all get llamas! Virtually! Careful, they can spit up to twenty feet!
From: Person who hates Kurt
Question:
Die Kurt.
Answer:
I did. Six days ago. You can't kill me! Only the 39 Clues authors can!
That's it, I'm getting in touch with Rick. He has got to go!
From: I'M PLANNING KURT'S FUNERAL
Question:
Oh! Sorry I forgot to mention! Ian your going to be the MC dude at Kurt'sfuneral and you can say (and do) whatever you want at his funeral! =D
Answer:
WOOT! I seriously think you guys rock! And, to think I was bored until now…
From: DinoicallySarcastic
Question:
Questions, questions, questions...To Amy: Complete this line for me:When the going gets tough, the tough (pretend you're this tough)...To Ian: I heard you did a series of horrible things to nice little Amy here...1. Broke her heart countless times2. Left her to die in a cave3. Lied to her about poisoning Dan4. Almost helped Belle belle (your 'mum') feed Amesteroo to sharksAnd so much more... BAD MOVE, IAN... I'M COMING TO GET YOU! I'M AMY'S SECRETGUARDIAN, AND I'LL KILL YOU! AND NO, I'M NOT A STALKER! AND YES, YOU HAVE THEWORLD'S UGLIEST AND JERKIEST FACE EVER! HOW'D YOU MAKE GIRLS FALL 4 U, ANYWAY?with your arrogance and bad attitude and bad breath (bad breath = maybe... :P)and stupid face, I don't see how you can charm girls. MWAHAHAHAHA!To Amy: (again...) u agree that Ian's face is jerky and 2 the rest of thecomments I put about Ian, right? There's no left here, so you'll have to Kurt: GET YOUR LAZY BUTT OFF THAT STUPID CHAIR AND GET OFF THE BLOG!Bye now! :PP.S. Amy, you rock!P.P.S. Ian, your British accent suck and your breath stinks (maybe)P.P.P.S. Kurt, u suck, so GET OFF THE BLOG!P.P.P.P.S. Bye for real, now!- This is DinoicallySarcastic, the formerly TheHonestlySarcasticUcung, signingout. -
Answer:
Goes on the internet. It saves lives!
You do know nine out of ten times, I've apologized for. And, ninety nine percent of the people in this blog like me? And hate Kurt? Just thought you should know….
Uranus. Pardon? Like Meredith Vieira said, when in doubt, Uranus.
Pick a side! Do you hate me, or Ian? Amy can't date Hamilton! He's with Sinead!
From: HestiaCahill39
Question:
Ha-ha! Oh this is awesome anyway on with the questionI am back! And Ian I am not gonna remind you about Buffy the dog who bit youin the bum LOL, anywayAmy: what do you see in Kurt?Ian: whack Kurt in the head and catapult him all the way to... I don't know across long island?( PJO reference)Kurt: what is your last name cause the letter V creeps me out these days...- where party pony and her friends partyHestia o.k. one of you annoying relatives
Answer:
You just did Hestia. You just did.
Promise. Non jerky Britness.
Heck yeah! I'll get Nico! Athens has him somewhere in her fanfictions that she may publish one day…
Verdun. Why do you ask?
From:lovely1227
Question:
We were given two hands to holdTwo legs to walkTwo eyes to seeAnd two ears to listenbut why only one heart... because...The other was given to someone else for us to what do you think of this poem: Roses are red. Nuts are brown. Skirts goup. Pants go down. Body to body. Skin to skin. When it is stiff, stick it longer its in, the stronger it gets. Goes in dry, comes out wet. Comes outwet, and starts to sag. Its not what you think, its a tea bag.
Answer:
That is true! Otherwise, we'd have two hearts, like an alien!
Oh, wow. Lovely, where did you find that poem? That was hilarious! Seriously, I loved it!
From: KabraFanGirl
Question:
Just saying, Kurt is a damn Vesper! He's lying to you guys! Notice how hesigns off as 'KV'? That probably stands for Kurt Vesper! UGH! Kurt, whycouldn't you just listen to Dan when he said "Sorry, her heart belongs to IanKabra" in South Africa? Oh, and Amy, in 'Vespers Rising' it CLEARLY statesthat you have a crush on Evan - The Vespers are about to kill me. And yes, that includes Kurt. He's amurderer Amy! You hear me? A MURDERER!: Ian you are so much better than Kurt!
Answer:
Janus! I am Janus! See above for my last name! Who the HELL is he!
Thank you! And you didn't die! YAY! I'm JANUS!
From: dirtyminder
Question:
Amy and Ian: if you two had "it," what would you say and do after? Kurt notincluded!
Answer:
Hey Amy? Yes? Are we blatantly ignoring this question? Why, yes, we are! Thought so.
From: bookgirl39
Question:
Ian: yes you know I have a ladder and will gladly donate it, along with anykind of intergalactic weapons, magical items or enchanted pranks to the causeof Kurt's death! And I saw quite a few fanfictions of you sleep talking. You have a dirty : No offense but at least 75% of us hate you. Don't feel bad. We hate Eva nTolliver too. He's another AmIan killer. Amy: And his confession didn't mean anything to you? Ever heard the saying"forgive and forget"? Forgive Ian and forget Kurt and Evan! PSIan, you should write her a romantic speech or poem or something. Tips: don'tcompare her eyes to pickles and don't compare her to a llama or any other kindof animal. Those are mistakes boys make sometimes... They don't always comeacross as compliments...
Answer:
Thank you!
AMIAN KILLERS UNITE AND DIE! This is why I hate you.
I hold grudges. It's the Cahill way.
I won't. Ever. Pickles have warts.
From: LucianCahill39
Question:
Ian: why are you emo? Amy: why do you keep picking Kurt? Kurt: go jump off acliff everyone would be happier that way.
Answer:
Because emo is just how I am.
Because I want to.
I don't want to.
From: Thalia Grace-Pinecone Face
Question:
Thanks for finally posting my questions!Kurt: What is your last name. And LEAVE AMY AND IAN ALONE! You are justlike Evan Tolliver.
And Amy: Who do you like more? Kurt, Evan, or IAN? (capitalization is the order of who I want you to chose) What would you do ifI told you that Casper Wyoming is spying on you, Dan, Nellie, and Fiske rightnow. Actually check the tree in which Dan likes to jump off when practicingninja stealth and attack. By the way, tell Dan he needs to calm down whenwaving samurai swords in front of the teachers.
Ian: What is up with yourllama problem? Oh, and why has Eleanor Abingdon asked you to dinner because"she had so much fun last time" or why have you promised Pippa Balfour youguys would go "riding tomorrow" or why has Kate Tompkins asked you to "try hernew espresso machine"? And why do you import polo ponies from Argentina? Andyou haven't changed your CliqueMe must be a very long review for you guys.
Answer:
You're welcome!
Visco. Like the cooking oil? WHO IS EVAN TOLLIVER!
Kurt. WHY IS IT ALWAYS HIM? Who's Casper Wyoming? And, I'll tell him.
Llamas rule. Mother made me go to dinner with Eleanor, Pippa is a stalker, and …. Who the heck is Kate Tompkins? Because, they live on a farm next to llamas! DUH! I'm to busy to do that.
From:
Question:
Hey, I'm back! Uggh. Amy, you really need to get over the whole Korea have no idea how sorry Ian is. *smiles sweetly* Right, Ian?Amy: Please enlighten all of us Amian(Amy+Ian) fans why you keep on picking*says like an insult* Kurt *regular voice* over Ian! And it can't be becauseof how many times he's tried to kill you, because he's learned. Trust me. I'mgoing to be all old-timey here and say: young lady, you are better off withsomeone who has hurt you before and is close to not being able to forgivehimself for it than with someone that hasn't hurt you yet. Cause trust me. Allof the best relationships start with : You agree, right?Kurt: Buzz , I was way too serious with this review. Soooo… *makes Terminator voice*I'll be back…
Answer:
RIGHT!
He's gone from being a backstabbing creep to an emo llama hoarder. That hit me right here love. *points to kidney* Your kidney? Yes. You already stole my heart, so I can't use that.
I agreeeeeee! YAY!
No. I don't wanna. I am SO buying new antihacker software.
From: Cora Cahill
Question:
Ollo!Hey! Hyper! Hehehe! This is for everyone (its just soooo random today butlotsa peoples well be reading this soooo)Justin Beiber rules, Mormons are so much better(don't know what a Mormon is?(dumb iPod spelling. Yes I'm using an iPod touch.) look it up. Amy and Ian: doyou like Myth busters? LUV IT! :P o.o -.- o.o . Ian: what the cheese its!Llamas? Really? I feel like punching you... Please someone agree with : this is stupid and gross. I AM FOR SOME FREAKING REASON IS STARTING TO THINK GRANT IMARHA IS HOT! Bad 10 year old thoughts. *shudders*.
Amy: if you had to go out with one of this boys, who would it be? Justin Beiber (sorryif I think he the hottest boy alive) Jonah, Kurt, Ian (I hate/ have feelingsfor you) Ummm Ooo! Hamilton, uh oh and EVAN! MuhahahahahHa!(this is a random ending soooo) Milli and Mags are my BFF's, I love horses! (somuch better than llamas. Douche!) So, UNICORNS AND GLITTER!Cc
Answer:
Ollo! Ah, Megamind….
I disagree. Beiber bad. Like Kurt. I have Mormon friends!
Yes. Yes.
Okay? But he is hot!
Kurt. THAT QUESTION WAS RIGGED!
From: foreveryounggg
Question:
To AEM: AWESOME FANFIC! I can't stop laughing! =))To Amy, Ian & Kurt: Hi! I'm FY or Ysa. I prefer to be called Ysa. I'm here toquestion you nicely for once. But believe me, I normally rant on why Amy can'tjust choose Ian. Here it goes...Amy; Hey, Amy! Great job on hacking Ian's blog. I can't help but falling frommy seat and laughing! I'd like to ask, why is it that, that out of the manyother guys in the world, it's Kurt who you choose? I mean, there nothing wrongwith Ian lately, besides the emo sulking, llama breeding, and attempts todestroy the world just because of Kurt...but still. Why? Oh, and by the way, Ithink that you're awesome. Just make better decisions on guys next ; Hi. First of all, you're actually really funny. Take that as one of thebiggest compliments that I can give you, for a Emo, Llama loving British has riches. Anyway, my questions are: YOU'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING TO GET AMY BACK! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, NUTHEAD? WHAT HAPPENED TO IAN KABRA; THE BOY WHO HAD EVERYTHING IN HIS HANDS? JUST BECAUSE A GIRL WOULD CHOOSE SOMEONE ELSE, DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO START NAMING LLAMAS BOBBY OR BUFFY OR WHATEVER! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GARY-STU IAN? YOU WERE MORE FUN TO RANT ABOUT THAT WAY! Consider that as your motivation. Anyway, how's Natalie? Kurt; 'Sup? So, my question is, If you're Janus, why did you help Amy in SouthAfrica? Why is the initial of your last name 'V', 'ey? Does it stand for V E SP E R ? (Sorry, I'm a freestyle writer.)To all three: Whoopsies. I ranted. This just proves how much I want Ian to getAmy and how I want to prove that Kurt is a Vesper and that he should back if I offended you in any way. Keep up the awesome blog, Ian and Amy! -Ysa :)
Answer:
(A/N: Thanks!)
….. Because I want to? And, thanks for the compliment!
Oh, but I am! I am evilly plotting in every spare moment on how to regain Amy's love! Natalie is fine. Obsessed with Daniel, but fine. Consider me motivated, but, the llama's are insulted.
Because, I wanted to. Duh. I am not offended. Darn. Ysa, try harder to insult him next time!
From: xXmusicfrickXx~
Question:
Thank you lovely1227 for saying that about Green Day! And also thx to anyoneelse who joins my revolution! Anyway... Kurt: Stalker. Amy. Is. Ian's. Leave before I kill you!Amy: If you love Ian, then why do you let Kurt trash-talk Ian? Seriously? Oh,and have you ever read the Chronicles of Vladimir Todd series by IDK or TheGrace series by S. L. Naeole? You should read em' if you haven': Just ignore Kurt. Don't acknowledge him and maybe he'll leave. Amy and Ian: Have you two heard of the news that 250 people died in Alabamaduring tornadoes? There was this huge storm that affected 8 states in thesouth. I was in the storms; I'll never forget the experience. *shudder** The freak of all music,xXmusicfrickXx~
Answer:
CRAP! I haven't joined yet… but I shall! Soon as I remember it….
Oh, so now I'm territory?
Simple: I don't love Ian. Again love, right in the kidney. Yes. I'll try.
I doubt it. He's like a tick, he won't leave until he sucks you dry.
My heart goes out to those in need. It's official, Ian's no longer with us.
From: Top Madrigal Agent
Question:
Kurt- The Vespers are behind and about to kill you! You didn't follow orders!We've recovered all info about your mission!
Answer:
What mission?
From:no longer mother of Kurt
Question:
Kurt, this is your mother. You know I told you not to be such a weirdo. Eversince the 7th book, when you acted perfect, everyone could guess you were didn't you quit the Janus branch and become a Vesper? Just making , Kurt Flemmings Hollingsworth, I have been teased. So I am disowning you.(sorry if I'm going overboard)And Amy, why would you like Kurt? HE'S GONETHROUGH PLASTIC SURGERY TO MAKE HIM LOOK LESS ugly!
P.S. I have become a full blown Amian fan. Good day, Ian and Amy. Hate you Kurt.
Answer:
This is a lie! My mother is in Zimbabwe! And, I have never once had plastic surgery!
From: MaridglesROCKYOURSOCKSOFF
Question:
10th book, DONE!
OK, Amy: WHY KURT! At LEAST 98% of us HATE HIM! I want to helpwith the funeral! Can I stomp on his grave?
Ian: You ROCK! Why do you love Amy, I love this couple be curious BYE!
Answer:
Because I like him! Is that so wrong?
Yes, you can stomp on the grave.
Wow…. So many reasons. Uh…. Looks. Smarts. Personality. Laugh. Eyes. Everything.
From: DialgaGiratinalove
Question:
Kurt is a Janus? Figures! Ian, what do you think of the Janus and Ekaterinaand Tomas and Madrigal?
Answer:
Janus: Fine
Tomas: Okay
Ekat: Fine
Madrigal:0
Scary. Except for Amy. She's in her own category.
From: SugarQueen8490
Question:
OMG. Well, I just wanna start off by saying that OH MY GOSH MADRIGALSPY ISPSYCOHPATHIC! He-he. Unlike me...yeah. *looks around suspiciously* Okay, wellusually people are on here asking all you guys questions. Well, I wanted togive you guys a break and just...reflect on life. (silence) BAHAHAHAHA! YEAHRIGHT! *gasp* I WANNA JOIN THE KURT-HATING CLUB! :D *hisses at Kurt and throws pie* SILENCE! I KEEL JU! OH YEAH! QUESTIONS!Ian: How do you spell Achmed? :P Hear that? That's the drama llama rearing itsugly head. -_-Amy: WHY WON'T YOU JUST LOVE IAN ALREADY! OUT OF HEARTBREAK I'M GOING TO SEND MY ARMY OF RABID NINJA BUNNIES AFTER YOU! Oh, wait. I mean *cough cough* AFTER KURT! :DKurt: I would say some really nasty things to you, but my mom told me that I wasn't allowed to cuss on the Internet anymore...not after last time. (has flashback) *shivers* So anyways! The Queen is out! :P~Sugar
Answer:
Welcome to the land of Kurt hating. Pie throwing is welcomed and encouraged here.
You had it right. A-C-H-M-E-D. Drama llama? O_O What in the name of the What?
Those exist? … If not, now they do.
… What happened last time? *shudders* You don't want to know…
From: Numbah 175
Question:
Hey there! First of all, love the blogs! Amy and Ian got 10s on theawesomeness scale. Kurt got a negative 15. Amy and Ian, you two are so cutetogether! It's meant to be, and Kurt's spoiling it.[36: Come on, we don't havemuch time!]That was my brother, and we have a big question. Well, more something you canhelp us figure out. Here's the thing. When we took the test, I turned out tobe Janus. That wouldn't be a problem if not for one thing. You want to tellthem? [36: I'm a Lucian.] We both retested, and it came out the same. We're onthe run right now, and lucky to have access to any computer. Isabel's tryingto send my brother to Siberia and Cora's trying to send me on tour with Jonah!So, how do we avoid your mom and Cora at the same time, and how in the worlddid the separate branches thing happen in the first place?Oh, and a little something for Kurt- If you're a Janus like you claim, thenhow come I never saw you at the meetings, and why did you flirt with me whilewe were in Colorado? [36: Wait a minute, this is that guy?] Yep. [36: Youbetter run, Kurt.] So, first of all, Ian and Amy are meant to be! Second ofall, I'd take my brother seriously. He's not a Lucian for nothing.
Answer:
Well, it might mean either A) You're not really related, or B) You have split genes. Most likely, B. As for avoiding those two loons… I suggest moving to South America. No Cahill's come here!
I've never been to Colorado! …. Just RUN. 36 is seriously scary. He chased me through the Lucian HQ once. Why? I stole his banana. Why? I didn't eat breakfast.
From: Kurt
Question:
Hi Amy. Really Kabra, you're getting people to hate me? God, Amy deserves a lotbetter than you. Who said I was in Manhattan? I wasn't, seriously. Actually,I'm in Boston now. If you're here, we should do something together Ames.
Answer:
WHAT THE HELL? WHY THE **** DO YOU KEEP COMMENTING? AND WHO TURNED THE ******* CENSOR ON! Spoken like a true Englishman. I did! **** YOU
From: ashleybett
Question:
Sorry bout that last one; I'm on my iPod touch. Anyway, Ian- Why not kill Isabel?That would be saving the world and Amy, but killing Kurt-no matter how much Ihate him and would like to kill him myself- would only save Amy and should Iassassinate Kurt because that's exactly what I wanna do!
Y/N
Answer:
Yes, you may kill Kurt. Join us in the mob. What the ****! It's a mob now? Yes, it is
From: Invisiblegirl
Question:
I don't not like anything about llamas, it's just that you don't seem likeyou'd like them. Kurt, will you marry me? I think that I'm your biggest fan, so I should get tomarry you. Don't worry, Amy could marry llama, emo Ian. Unless she doesn'twant to. Do you Amy?
Answer:
Well, I do.
EH? Eh? …. Eh? Holy ****! What the- Ian, we get it. You think she's nuts. Bloody right I do!
From: Ranirose272
Question:
Hey! I actually logged in this time! :D
Here is what I have to say:
Kurt: Die
Amy: Do you like Carrie Underwood?
Ian: Funny blog you got here, and what ever happened to your forgiveness cookies? If you do not make them I will find you and make you listen to Friday by Rebecca Black over and over again. Yeah, I'm evil. Hmm, I might just do that to Kurt... Anyway... I'm a Ekaterina and Madrigal (LONG story, but I'm not a double-agent) and I know very effective ways of getting people to do what I want.
Answer:
More Kurt bashing! Yay!
I did. Multiple times. And you just kept coming back, like a friggin' zombie.
Yes, I do. "Before He Cheats" is my favorite song.
I'm working on it! Do you know how hard it is for a British boy to comprehend Spanish? Very hard!
From: Someone
Question:
I want a taco...
Answer:
…. Trolololoing….
From: Bobby the Llama
Question:
Hdiandhakdnshxmqhsjcndjans
A person who took the laptop away from the llama: and that is what you get forletting a llama type, a half-smashed laptop and a bunch of gibberish. Oh shoot! Ian's looking out his window! I must run before my beloved sees me!
Answer:
What. The hell. Was that.
I believe you now have a stalker, my dear Ian.
It might be Justin Beiber. Beaver? Beiber, Nope, I'm pretty sure it's Blubber.
From: Fort M
Question:
Ian! Stop sulking this instant! Amy is not worth it! If she is stupid enoughnot to see how sorry you are and how much you love and care for her then so beit! Let her go! And later she realizes what you really mean to her, remindher what she said to you. Amy does not see your potential as a lovingboyfriend and possibly husband. Move on! Amy is a worthless peasant who is alily-livered idiot! Amy, if this offended you, then prove me wrong!
Answer:
Hi Sinead! …. What? It had big words, made sense, and looked intelligent. It was Sinead. My British mind tells me so.
From: 2funE4U
Question:
Why haven't you watched that yet, it's freaking awesome!
Ian: I'll make a deal with you alright. Stop emo sulking, and I'll stop telling people you'regay. Deal? And could you tell me where I could get some llamas? Thanks.
Amy: Does Dan still think he's a Ninja Lord?
Both: You both know you like each other, and Amy. You know you like Ian more than Kurt, so just get together already!:D
Answer:
Working on it!
I can try. You get them on llama stock dot net.
Yes.
LISTEN TO THE COMMENT! No.
From: JanusGirl101
Question:
I'm glad you liked my story, Lovesick Video! I kinda thought Ian wouldn't likeit, you know, with the pranking and all that. Anyway, here's my question:Amy: What was the most embarrassing thing Dan has ever done to you?
Ian: What would you do if you won the clue hunt?
Kurt: Are you a Vesper or what? (Don't lie!) Love the blog!
Answer:
He made photo copies of my diary pages and sent them to France. I got them first! ;P Can I have them back? Not until I actually read them.
Sleep. Really? What? After I won, I'd take a nap. And if I didn't... I'd still take a long nap.
No.
From: Kittehz
Question:
This is a great story. Blog. : I am a Lucian also; GO LUCIANS! And, you are not gay. When did you startliking llamas?Amy: You are amazing. You're my favorite character in the books! But I havesome top secret information. Kurt had 3 girlfriends before he started liking you, and they all dumped him because he only used them for their money.
Kurt (bleh): I am convinced that you only want to get close to Amy to get topsecret info from the Madrigals. is it true?
Answer:
Thank you~!
Hello then, cousin. THANK YOU! SANE PEOPLE EXIST! I have always had a hidden love for llamas.
Thank you~! …. What books? I don't believe it.
No, it is not.
From: wolfy998
Question:
Why would you ever like Kurt? He's a total git! Ian was the one who knew youfirst any way. You and him were getting along perfectly fine before Kurthacked Ian's blog. And Ian did admit that he liked you on your blog if youdon't remember. Ian obviously changed why else would he have llamas. Onlyawesome people own them, that's why Kurt doesn't own any. Ha! Barely any onelikes Kurt. I can only vaguely remember him, so he must not be as important asIan. Besides Amy and Ian would make a better couple than Amy and Kurt.
Answer:
Hear that Kurt? You're not as important as me! Oh, shut up! I only got half a page! You got 10 books!
From: Forever a mystery
Question:
Hey! I have a question for Kurt. Kurt, baby, honey, precious little stupid-head, where do you live exactly? (Ian, we send the bomb tonight. Yousweep Amy off her feet, you live together forever, Natalie and Dan get shippedto a 5 star hotel in Japan, and share two rooms together until they finallyadmit there in love and marry. We get Sinead and Hamilton to freaking kissalready and watch the magic happen. OH, and we need to operate on those likeAmy who have been taken over by Kurt's mind-control!) So Kurt, address, phone, time your going to be asleep, valuable, worldly possessions, send them allto me. Baby. Honey. Idiot.
Answer:
YAY! Just for me~!
…. Not telling, just ask Ian's little minions.
I like this person. I like them a lot.
From: DayDream4all2bOK
Question:
I'm back! I've been so busy I didn't even notice you put my questions up!That's really awesome of you guys! Anyway, Amy, it's getting sort of sad. We allknow how you were thinking back in Korea. What's sad is that you still won'tadmit to Ian how you feel. He's admitting it! Ian, I think you're real brave foradmitting you like Amy. You guys are real cute together. I wish you luck! Especially youIan, good luck getting it out of Amy :)
Answer:
I try to answer all questions and comments.
Why can't you all get out of my love life? It's to fun not to mess with? New font. Okay, who's this? Brother dearest, it is I! How many of you people are going to hack me? As many as Athens Eternal Maiden decides. Thanks Natalie, you just broke the forth wall.
The what? The forth wall. It separates the world we're in from where these psychos write us doing these actions. And Natalie just broke right through it. Then… can't we go into other stories now?
… Kurt, that was the best thing you've said since you were on here. I agree. So, shall we finish these comments so we can go? Yes, we shall.
From: Lemonyjane
Question:
Look I HATE Amian but I LOVE HamxAmy, JonahxAmy, KurtxAmy or anything otheryoung boy in the series (besides Dan) I'm a Janus. O.K question time
Amy- What's your favorite food.
Ian- If you could save Natalie or Amy from falling off a cliff who would you chose?
Answer:
Congrats.
… Food. If it's good, I'll eat it.
Natalie. Sorry, but, family first.
From: Bbee7
Question:
It's really funny!
Answer:
Thank you! We don't try, it just ends up that way!
From: CantarellaLove
Question:
Amy, Ian, and the romance killer(Kurt),Hi~ Okay so, Kurt: What is your last name. It seems to end in a V. Very suspicious. Does it just so happen to be Vesper? Also, can't you just makeeveryone happy and do as everyone has been saying?Amy: Have you read the Hunger Games? I love it! Also, Amy are you in Denial? Imean look at your choices! A hot tan British guy with amber eyes or a stupidromance killer supposedly from Florida?Ian: Maybe all Amy need for her to fall in love with you again is to know youtruly love her. Words don't always work. Also, I'll help in the assassinationplot of Kurt. I'll make sure no evidence is left behind. -CantarellaLove
Answer:
Nope. Elementary my dear Watson: I don't want to, and, being a fictional character I cannot die until my creator (the authors) say so. I think we broke a fifth wall too.
I'm going to start soon. People! STOP! I will decide when I choose to! And, I'm not TAN. I have never gotten a tan in my life! I always look like this. Do you ever get called 'tan'? Not often. When I went to America, some bloke threw a soda can at me and shouted "Go back to Mexico, you beaner!". What'd you say back. I shouted "I'm bloody British, you damn wanker! Shut up, and go home!". And, did he? No. He hit me again with a can, and I hit him on the head with my shoe. Then, I ran over, got my shoe back and left.
Thank you for the offer. I think I have an army now… I'll make a web site!
From: Haylee T
Question:
OMG, I love this blog so, LOL. Ok so you guys do know that a book series about theclue hunt right? Oh, and, do you guys think they should make a movie of it. I wouldlove that.
Amy: I don't think people should pressure you into liking Ian. I think youguys are cute together, but, whatever. What would you say if I knew who you were goingto marry and how many kids you have, and what they look like in the future.
Ian and Kurt: What would you two do if Amy was kidnapped and supposed to be killed ifyou didn't come up with 3 billion dollars and what is your both favorite thing bout WITH KURT! I'm your biggest fan Amy!
Answer:
I just spent 10 minutes editing that comment, riding it of misspellings and text talk. 10 MINUTES! DO YOU PEOPLE SPEAK ENGILISH? Screw English, I speak American!
THANK YOU!
… I'd hope it was all one big nightmare.
Pay the money, kill the people after I got Amy back, and be done. Same. What did I say about agreeing with me!
…. Everything. Same. STOP WITH THE AGREEING!
From: I KEELYOU KURT DIE
Question:
Hi! I love the blog! Funny stuff you have here (you should thank Ranirose272,because she forced me to read it. She fake cried. She's evil...) anyway! Amy: Did you use to like the Powerpuff Girls? I do... As in I still do... Ididn't but after seeing the anime version I love it again, especially , now here's a good question: If you had to share ALL of your clues withwith either Ian or Isabel (and this is if Ian isn't working for that witchanymore and note if you don't you will die painfully) who would you share itwith? Ian: What type of tacos do you like? Soft or Hard? Also, do you listen toLinkin Park, because according to my friend it's an emo band and since you'respending so much time emo sulking, are you emo? Kurt: Were you born on the highway because that's where all the accidentshappen. And my sister is telling me to tell you this: Something terriblehappened when you were born, you lived. And my DOG says: The only reason whyI don't break you in half is so I don't have to deal with two of you. Oh andmy BIRD says: Your absence brings me pleasure and something about wantingfood... Write on!
Answer:
I love The Powerpuff Girls! Ian. He wouldn't kill me afterwords.
Soft. Hard tastes funny…
I've heard one of their songs. I like them, so far.
I don't know am I?
Le Eh~! Hurtful~! But funny.
Well, hasta la pasta! You got that from Hetalia! Eh, I may have. I was crusing Youtube…
IK, AC, & KV
A/N: So, this is done. It took me two or three months to do, but, I did it.
This is done, no more Q&A, but… The Blog Trio is going on an adventure! In the new installment, they will go to YOU, the authors of 39 Clues stories, to see what you've written and what you think.
Any volunteers?
See you later, alligators!
AEM
EDIT: HOLY SHIT! 123 REVIEWS! I LOVE YOU GUYS~!