Author's Note: Sorry for the wait. I usually update a little faster than this, but I haven't had the internet for a while...anyways, I hope you enjoy the story!
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-On the bus ride to school-
Xemnas: His ass had me running just to go home and see Arthur!
Xigbar: Arthur! What the fuck!
Roxas: -laughing- I remember that show!
Axel: Damn...and I thought that Saix was the most mature out of all of us...
Cloud: That's almost funnier than Sephiroth and his diary!
Sephiroth: Damn it Cloud! Shut the hell up!
Larxene: That is so funny that if I start to laugh, I might throw up.
Demyx: I wonder if any of the new students like to watch Arthur...
Everyone on the bus, except Saix: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Saix: All of you guys suck...
(After that, Saix says nothing for the whole bus ride while everyone else is laughing for the whole bus ride. When they get off of the bus, Saix tries to avoid everyone until first period.)
-First Period- 12th grade
Xemnas: Hey Saix! We're going to have a new student and I heard that his name is Arthur!
Saix: Shut the fuck up Xemnas!
Aeris: Well class, as some of you might know, we are having a new student today!
(Aeris looks at the clock and sees that the new student is late.)
Aeris: Well she's supposed to be here, but it seems that she is a little tardy...
Xemnas: What?! She's a little retarded! Damn, first we got Saix over here watching Arthur, now I'm in class with a damn retard!
Saix: She didn't say retarded! She said tardy!
Xemnas: Oh, tardy! Thanks for clearing that up for me Arthur, I mean, Saix!
Saix: Xemnas!
Aeris: Oh look, it's the new student!
(The new student walks into the class.)
Aeris: Hello, what is your name?
Student: Uhhh...Paine...
Aeris: Okay then Paine...I believe that there's a seat in the back next to Saix and Xemnas.
Paine: Um, Saix and Xemnas?
Saix: I'm Saix and Xemnas!
(Paine goes in the back and sits between Saix and Xemnas.)
Xemnas: -whispering to Saix- Hey, I think the new girl is hot.
Paine: Umm...Saix doesn't sit next to you any more...I do...
Xemnas: Oh yeah...you do...
Saix: Um, hi. I'm Saix.
Xemnas: I already know that!
Saix: I wasn't talking to you!
Paine: -laughing-
Saix and Xemnas: ...
Xemnas: Saix, lets switch seats. I want to sit next to the new girl.
Saix: You already do sit next to her! I do to, she sits in the middle of both of us!
Paine: -whispers to Saix- Does he always act like this?
Xemnas: ...Uhhh...he likes Arthur!
Saix: Xemnas, what the fuck is your problem!
Paine: Ummm...I kind of like Arthur too...
Saix: ...For real...
Paine: No lie.
Xemnas: You two are the craziest mother fuckers I've ever met...
Aeris: Alright! Xemnas, Saix, if one of you could help Paine catch up with the work we're doing now by showing her some of your notes-
Xemnas: We don't have any notes! Remember, we were in detention yesterday because Saix was trying to sell me some weed and then we ran to his house just to see Arthur!
Aeris: Uhh...oh yeah...Wait a minute! You and Saix ran to his house to see Arthur?! What the hell?
Xemnas: No, I didn't want to see it! I didn't even know why he wanted to get home before 6:00! I ran with him to his house and he said he wanted to see a show! At first I thought that Saix was hiding some hardcore porn from me, but I was real disappointed to find out that he wanted to see Arthur!
Paine: Did you see yesterday's episode?
Saix: Hell yeah! I wouldn't miss it for the world!
Paine: I've seen almost every episode 3 times!
Saix: Did you see the Arthur Christmas movie?
Paine: Yeah! They play that movie every Christmas!
Saix: Do you have a favorite character?
Paine: Umm...Arthur, he's okay because sometimes he just acts like a punk bitch.
Saix: Yeah, that's true. My favorite character is...
Paine and Saix: Francine!
(Paine and Saix begin to laugh. Xemnas, Aeris, and the rest of the class are looking at them like they're crazy. Their conversation goes on for about 10 minutes until Aeris stops them.)
Aeris: Okay, okay! Now, here are some text books for you.
(Aeris pulls out some really big, heavy textbooks.)
Xemnas: Aeris! Let me help you with that!
Aeris: Oh, thank you Xemnas!
(Aeris bends over slightly and Xemnas stands really close behind her.)
Aeris: Ummm, Xemnas? Could you back up a little bit?
Xemnas: Oh, I'm sorry Ms. Aeris.
(Xemnas begins to laugh quietly while he passes out the books to everyone.)
Saix: You're such a damn pervert.
Xemnas: I know...
Saix: Oh yeah, Paine, I think that I should warn you about Xemnas. He's sort of a...pervert...
Paine: Well, he doesn't seem that bad...
(Xemnas sits back in his seat next to Paine. Paine's textbook falls on the floor and she bends over to pick it up. While she's bending over, Xemnas puts his hand on her butt.)
Paine: -hurries up and sits back into the seat- Okay Saix, now I know what you mean!
(After 48 minutes of doing book work and listening to the teacher, the bell for second period rings.)
Aeris: Okay class! Good bye!
(Aeris stands up while the class leaves. Everyone leaves except for Xemnas. Xemnas slowly walks up to Aeris and puts his hand on hers.)
Xemnas: Aeris...
Aeris: Uh, Xemnas...what the hell are you doing?
Xemnas: You do remember when I helped you with the books earlier today?
Aeris: Ummm...yeah...
Xemnas: Well...I think that you...owe me.
Aeris: -sighs- Xemnas...if you don't want me to get fired for student-teacher relationships, I suggest that you go now.
Xemnas: -sighs- Shit...
(Xemnas walks out of class looking sad. Saix and Paine are still out there waiting for him.)
Saix: I don't mean to be rude after what just happened, but...smooth move jackass.
Paine: Awww, don't worry Xemnas, I'm sure that everything will work out in the end...or not...
(Paine and Saix begin to laugh while all three of them walk to their second periods.)
