Hi everybody, how are you. It been a While but I think it would be best if I Just started writing but I wasn't sure what I need for my story so I've been sleeping for a while.
Disclaimer: None of these characters except for Dierceice is mine. Please take note of that okay. Song lyrics in this story are also not mine just being teased by me.
Chapter 7 Nana nanana nana
The next day the happy couple woke up. Everybody woke up. It was a good morning. Everyone was getting ready to school. Except For master Kenobi who is still trying to get everybody uncursed.
" Good morning fellow jedi. How are all of you."? Master Kenobi said as he walked into the living room. Shaak Ti wasn't at the kitchen table. She was on the couch reading and writing something. Master Kenobi peeked over to her.
" Uh two carry the one plus eighty—" She muttered Master Kenobi interrupted her.
" Good Morning!" He yelled. Shaak Ti Jumped.
" THIRTY-SIX! Oh master Kenobi I'm sorry it's just this week is finals week and these high school subjects are really hard. What do I do?" She responded.
" Try your best, what about everyone else are you worried about your finals?" He asked. Everyone except Shaak Ti shrugged. Dierceice walked toward the sink and dumped her dish in the robot washer.
" Master Kenobi none of us care about the test because it has no effect towards our future, we're twenty-two year old Jedi Knights remember. As soon as everything's back to normal we won't be in high school. So why should we care. And the teacher droids suck in that high school." Dierceice said. Master Kenobi frowned.
" Never the less you should always take initiative " He responded
Anakin, Dierceice, Barriss, Shaak Ti, and Aayla walked to school. Then they passed by a group of kids wearing black. It was about five of them. Two girls, two boys and a female Twi'lek who was red. Anakin pointed and laughed at one of the boys.
" Hey Look Barriss It's a bunch of Goths, look there's your boyfriend." Anakin yelled. Dierceice gave him a cold look and slapped him upside his head. Then the boy stepped towards Anakin. He had blue hair and orangey red eyes. Something about him made Dierceice uneasy in the force but she didn't say anything.
" Its pronounced sith, eternally clueless one." The boy said. Then girl with fire red hair walked up to them alongside of the boy.
" Baby are they bothering you?" she whispered. He nodded his head no.
" I guess we finally found worthy enemies. At least these other ones look powerful and intelligent." He replied. Aayla stepped forward.
" Wait a minute, so you guys aren't goth, you're sith…" She responded Anakin rolled his eyes.
" What s the difference?" He sassed. Dierceice grew angry.
" Anakin shut up." She said as she slapped him upside his head.
" Let me introduce myself, I'm Geree (pronounced Jer-EE) This is my life partner Vann, This girl right here is Sashe and her twin brother Salver. And the Twi'lek's name is Bellaire. What are your names?" Geree said. Dierceice frowned. Aayla opened her mouth to answer but she stopped her through the force.
" If you really want to know you would come over to our table at lunch… you sith have a nice first half of school." Dierceice said as she gestured her group to follow her into the school. Geree walked towards Vann he had a serious face.
" What's the trouble my love?" She asked. He turned to her.
" Something about them, I can't put my finger on." He whispered.
" Do you think… is it possible?" She pondered. He closed his eyes.
" They were Jedi…." He whispered again as he lead his sith group into the high school.
Inside of the school Anakin stood in front of his locker that wouldn't open which frustrated him. He punched the door, and then he pulled the lock in attempt to pull it open. He finally gave up and collapsed on the floor.
" I want my notebook," He sobbed. Then Salver walked towards him.
" Hi I see you like my new locker combination I gave you. Oh and by the way I left a bucket of milk in there, you'd better try and learn the combinations before that milk becomes yogurt." Salver said with an evil grin.
" You fagot son of a bitch, I bet he loves to fuck his sister" Anakin muttered.
Shaak Ti sat in the classroom taking her test. Too bad for her because she fell asleep. So she failed the test too bad, who cares? Lets skip all the way to lunchtime. The whole gang sat at the table they were designated. The "NEW" loser table they didn't care though. They hate those kids anyway.
They all stood in the lunch line awaiting their public school pig slop.
" So what today's lunch line conversation about?" Barriss asked as she swung her head around.
" How much we hate Obi Wan Kenobi for making us go here every day" Aayla replied. The line moved up.
" I thought today was about how much we don't like these teacher droids?" Anakin asked. They all got their lunch and sat at their table and continued to talk.
" I hope those sith kids come over so I can kick their asses, that would be sweet." Aayla said as she took a bite out of her pizza.
" No we can hurt them yet first we need to find out more about them. But what do we do with that thingy master Kenobi told us to give some guy on the street." Dierceice said. Shaak Ti frowned.
" When did he say that? What thingy are you talking about?" Shaak Ti asked.
" When you were in the bathroom Master Kenobi gave Anakin a box thing and told him to give it to someone in the republic." Barriss answered. Anakin rubbed his chin.
"We should throw it in the sewer and say we delivered it to the republic." Anakin said.
" No that's too much work, we should burn it and say we threw it in the sewer." Aayla corrected. Dierceice rolled her eyes and slapped Anakin.
"OW!" He yelled.
" If you're all done being stupid, we have sith to investigate, their taking too long so we better go find them." Dierceice said as she continued to beat up Anakin. Suddenly some big buff guy slammed Anakin's lunch plate off the table.
" Hey baby I'm Derek, why don't go out with a real man." He said.
" No thanks, I'm not into bullies, no matter how big and muscular they are." Dierceice replied. Anakin stood up.
" Yeah, see she doesn't give in." Anakin said in pride.
" No dude you don't understand, I'm a professional high school bully. I Take your chick, I screw her then you challenge me to fight you, I take a dive and you slip me fifty republic credits. But since this chick is super hot I'll make it an even 60." Derek said.
" No way not even she wasn't my girlfriend, she won't even screw me you take her." Anakin replied. The Shaak Ti stood up towards Derek.
" But we can go out sometime…" She said.
" No thank Shaak I'm actually gay. That reminds me Anakin call me." He said as he gave Anakin his holo number.
" Why do gay guys love me?" Anakin asked.
" And why do I always find out the guy I'm flirting with is gay." Shaak Ti said angrily.
Then the sith finally came over.
" Geree, Vann walk with me talk with me, I think its time you tell me more about your selves." Anakin said.
" Forgive him he's an idiot…." Dierceice said anger. " My name is Dierceice this is—" she sighed hardly " Anakin. This is Aayla and Shaak ti, her over there that's Barriss. Sadly I have to say Anakin is right we need to go somewhere were no one will bother us." She continued.
" I agree" Vann replied.
All of them walked down the hallway. Aayla kept on giving Bellaire a cold look. Anakin kept on staring at Sashe. He noticed a patch over her left eye.
" What you think I'm ugly or something?" She yelled.
" How did you lose your left eye."? Anakin asked.
FLASH BACK
Count Dooku training a young girl with two pretty green eyes, with brown hair in a braided ponytail wearing a black cloak. Practicing saber battles.
" Control my central line. Horrible, you can do better than this. Ventress Heysey (Hai-ser
You disgust me." Count Dooku continued to insult her.
" I'm mostly powerful in the force master," She complained,
" Non-sense sith is powerful in everything they do now block my control." He responded. She fell to the ground sweat running down her face.
" Pathetic, you should be ashamed." He glared in disgust. He knelt beside her.
" I don't think you'll ever be good enough for sith…" He continued. She spat on his face.
" I'm going to pretend you didn't do that," he said as he wiped it off his face and lifted her to her feet.
" If you wish to be sith you need to be much better." He told her. She frowned.
" I'm mostly powerful in the force master," She said again holding back her hate.
" Stop saying that or I'm going to slap you, I do not care that you are a female, sith show no weakness or mercy." He said.
" But count Dooku my light saber is useless to me. I never use it in battles what's the point of training." She argued
" Jedi are unpredictable, you can't train for one thing and not train for another. You must know it all. And you are weak in saber skill." He continued.
"I hate you…" She said as wiped the sweat off her forehead.
" Then fight me and see if your worthy of the title of sith" He exclaimed.
She took out her light saber and jumped on the high limb of a tree. Dooku jumped on the other side. He tripped her from behind as she fell to the ground.
" If you can't beat me you shouldn't tell me what you think of me." He said as he fly back down to the ground. She got up and put away her lightsaber.
" You cocky son of a bitch I wish you would stop bothering me about this." She yelled
" You need your saber skills…" he whispered
" FUCK YOU AND YOUR SABER SKILLS, YOU CAN STICK I BOTH UP YOUR ASS" she yelled. Count Dooku frowned. She ignited her saber once more he did the same. Their sabers came together and shaped an "X" Then Dooku took his hand and pulled out her left eyeball. She fell to the ground bleeding from the eye socket.
" AHHHHHH OH MY GOD MY EYE I'LL KILL YOU I'LL KILL YOU, YOU WEAK SON OF A BITCH AHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY EYE" she continued to scream as she stumbled around.
" In the sith we do not tolerate disrespecting your master." He said as he walked away.
BACK TO REALITY
"Wow why didn't you just get a robot eye?" He asked.
" Count Dooku told me I couldn't I needed to stay this way so I can remember" she replied.
" Can I slap your right butt cheek and call you Cyclops?" He asked. Sashe frowned.
" No…"she whispered.
" Lets cut to the chase, you know we're sith we know your jedi." Vann said seriously. Dierceice scathed her head.
" So? What do you want from us? A saber battle right here? A fight to the death?" Dierceice asked. Geree rubbed her chin.
" I like the second one…" She said. Dierceice stared coldly at her.
" I was kidding dumbass." Dierceice started. " Y'know before today I thought sith was smart, but you all are just blood thirsty jedi." Dierceice mocked.
Vann initiated his lightsaber and walked towards her.
" Calm down big boy, if it's a fight you want, it's a fight you'll get." Dierceice said calmly. He deactivated his light saber.
" 3:00 a.m. in the most deserted place in Coruscant." Vann stated.
" We'll have us a saber fight." Dierceice agreed. Anakin interpreted.
" Just so we know who's who, sith wears red and Jedi wears blue," Anakin added. Geree nodded in agreement.
" See ya tonight" Aayla said.
" Bye one eye" Anakin yelled. Salver gave him the finger.
" Do that again and you two would exact twins because I'll pull your fucking eye out" Anakin yelled.
At the apartment Shaak Ti told master Kenobi about them seeing sith at school.
" Hmmm so you guys are going to fight them tonight, why did you even agree to that and in the condition your in now, you shouldn't be fighting at all." Master Kenobi complained.
" We're not going to fight those losers, if we do we will win because how strong can they be one of them got there eyeball pulled out by count Dooku for crying out loud." Dierceice said as she put on some lipstick.
" Then where are you kids going?" Master Kenobi asked.
" To the teen party at the club, why did you think we were dressed up?" Aayla said. Anakin walked into the living room with a tight muscle tee and jeans.
" Dierceice where's my space pimp hat?" He asked. Master Kenobi lifted one of his eyebrows.
" Space pimp, back in my day it was a bad thing to act like one." He said. Barriss rolled her eyes.
" The conformist world of today has changed master Kenobi, bad things are now good things that's why I separate myself from all that crap" Barriss answered.
" See why can't you all be like Barriss?" Master Kenobi asked as he stood up. Aayla rolled her eyes.
" Master Kenobi we want to be cool while we're hiding, Barriss doesn't its our own choices, plus I don't want to be called a lesbian goth." Aayla replied. Bariss walked into the kitchen.
" I've never seen her act so mature…" Shaak Ti whispered. The Barriss ran out of the kitchen wielding a butcher knife.
" I'll kill you the stupid bitch!" she yelled. " Spoke too soon" Shaak ti sighed.
" HELP ME" Aayla yelled as Barriss chased her around the room.
" You two this childishness right now, stop it, stop it I said, see this is exactly why people don't respect the WNBA" he yelled.
" Okay Master Kenobi if anyone holomessages us tell us we'll be back at question mark" Dierceice yelled. Anakin walked up behind her and slapped her butt.
" Those pants are little too tight babe" He whispered. Dierceice giggled then grabbed a shovel and hit him in his face.
" I… Told….you. Never do that never touch me like that, If you want to touch you asked permission—" She yelled as he fell to the floor.
" M'KAY?" She continued, he nodded his head in agreement. They all walked out of the apartment every one dressed in blue. On their way to the biggest coolest club in Coruscant. They stood in a long line waiting to get into the " Golden Speeder" name of the club.
" Uggh I hate waiting why don't we tell them we're jedi then we'll get in." Shaak Ti complained.
" Asshole if we tell them we're jedi and preforming illegal acts they won't ever let us in. then what do we do genius?" Aayla replied. Anakin got confused.
" What could a club be doing that illegal?" He asked, they all gave him a blank look.
"Oh never mind…" He responded. Dierceice pointed to the front.
" Look we're almost there" She yelled.
" Oh yeah baby." A male Twi'lek behind her said.
" Do I know you?" Dierceice said calmly "You Puss dripping sack of double smoked BUTT JERKY!" She yelled.
" Geez sorry Didn't mean to bring out the evil in a pretty girl" He responded.
" Yes finally!" Aayla jumped for joy, The bounce was huge bald guy.
" Verification that you are over 14 please." He asked. All of them panicked they did know they needed ID's.
" Umm give us a sec." Dierceice replied. The huddled together in a circle.
" Okay what do we do now?" Anakin asked.
" Umm kick his ass?" Aayla pondered.
" Sorry I'm not in the mood to get arrested tonight…" Barriss replied.
" Maybe we should eat his brain a go in" Anakin pondered as well.
" Why is it when something doesn't go your way your first reaction is to eat it?" Shaak Ti asked
FLASH BACK
" OH MY GOD ANAKIN WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Shaak Ti yelled as she watched Anakin eating the holotelevisoin. He looked up with a frown.
" I couldn't find the remote…" He replied
BACK TO REALITY
" Okay so what that was one time…" He responded.
" Oh yeah remember when you couldn't open the door?" Shaak Ti asked.
" We're getting off the subject, does any of you know how to do the mind trick crap?" Dierceice asked.
" You Can't?" Barriss asked.
" No I can I just do it wrong most of the time." She finished.
" Okay theres only one way we decide who does it… NOT IT!" Shaak Ti yelled.
" NOT IT" Barriss said
"NOT IT" Dierceice and Aayla said in unison.
" Not aww shit…" Anakin started " I have to do it don't I," He finished.
Every one nodded their head yes. Anakin sighed hardly
" Dammit…" he whispered. He walked up to the bouncer.
" You will let us into the club…" Anakin started.
"I will let you into the club" The bouncer replied. Anakin smiled in please.
" You will tell the bartender to give us free drinks…" He continued
" I will tell the bartender to give you free drinks." The bouncer replied.
" You will dance around like a monkey for two—" Anakin started until Barriss stopped him.
" Lets not go crazy Anakin." Barriss said.
They finally got into the club everyone shook their ass off except for Dierceice and Barriss they hated dancing. Of course Anakin got drunk out off his mind and collapsed on the bar.
" Anakin please stop drinking your embarrassing us…" Barriss pleaded.
" I once knew a chick, you look like her, and she wasn't neither." Anakin started " Duh I'm a good Jedi…" He continued. Barriss frowned.
" Anakin please I love you like a brother that I never wanted…" Barriss yelled
" Out of my way bitch' he said as he pushed her to the side as he walked towards the dance floor.
Aayla walked over to Dierceice and tapped her shoulder.
" Dierceice it's the sith kids there here…" Aayla whispered. Dierceice turned around and saw Vann and Geree at the doorway.
" what do we do?" Aayla asked. Dierceice took a sip from her drink.
" Nothing, they aren't doing anything to us so we won't do anything. Now go dance." Dierceice replied. And turned back around.
" JEDI…" Vann yelled. Dierceice turned back around .
" And now we have a problem." Dierceice whispered calmly. She walked towards Vann and was all up in his face. The music stopped.
" what do you want…" Dierceice whispered. Vann pushed her back.
" Our thirst for jedi blood is strong, we couldn't wait any longer." He replied.
" Oh and by the way Aayla you think you're a bad ass but you're really weak." Bellaire yelled.
" Uggh Bitch…" Aayla coughed out.
" How's it going one eye?" Anakin asked. Sashe gave him a cold stare.
" I had enough of his one eye jokes" she replied.
" We have to settle this now" Geree yelled.
" Fine Then" Dierceice whispered. Suddenly, Michael Jackson music came on. The sith and the Jedi we're dressed in 1985 clothes.
" Don't wanna see ya face better disappear. The fires in their eyes say enough So Beat It! Just beat IT! You better run you better do what you can. Do wanna see no blood, don't be a macho man. You wanna be tuff do what you can so beat it just Beat IT! But you wanna be bad just…" -Anakin singing
"BEAT IT BEAT IT , NO ONE WANTS TO BE DEFEATED. IT DOESN'T MATTER Whose WRONG OR RIGHT just BEAT IT BEAT IT, just BEAT IT." All the jedi sang in unison.
They also danced, it was pretty cool actually.
" Beat it, Beat it, and Beat it. No one wants to be defeated, show them how cool strong in a fight it doesn't matter who's wrong or right just beat it beat it, beat it beat it" Everyone in the club was dancing and singing. It's funny how Michael Jackson effect a club filled with humans and aliens.
" Wait, wait stop we're sith we don't break out into song that's gay. Let just start slicing jedi" Geree yelled as she swung her light saber at Shaak Ti and Shaak Ti ducked and took out her light saber.
" Yes Bloody Satisfaction!" Sashe Yelled as she hurled her drink into Anakin 's face.
" Listen bitch I will kick your Cyclops ass." He yelled.
" Bring it you dick…." She yelled. Dierceice climbed up onto and table with a bullhorn.
" Every one stop if you want to fight we can't do it here. To the cruisers!" She yelled. The sith got outside first. They Saw the Jedi's speeder and figured if they stole it, they would get ticked off. And they did
" You Bastards they stole our cruiser, COME BACK YOU BASTARDS." Aayla yelled.
" Now what do we do?" Shaak Ti asked. Dierceice looked around the land lot.
" Do what Grand Theft Auto taught us to do steal us a cruiser…" She whispered with pride. They stole a purple cruiser and drove as fast they could. Until one of there engines blew out.
" We're stopping…" Dierceice whispered in panic.
" Fix it, fix it, fix it, fix it, fix it, fix it, fix it, fix It" Anakin said repeatedly.
" Only master Kenobi would know how to fix it." Dierceice replied. Barriss gave her blank stare.
" Are you serious?" Barriss asked. Dierceice nodded her head. Everyone sighed hardly.
" Crap..." Aayla whispered.
" We have to run all the way there," Dierceice yelled as she jumped out. She ran towards the cruiser the sith had stole from them.
" What is she doing?" Barriss yelled as she ran behind her. Shaak Ti ran up beside her.
" Stealing our cruiser back. DUH!"
They finally reached their destination. They jumped out of the cruiser and waited for the jedi.
" Where are they?" Sashe asked. Salver looked around.
" I sense a presence yet I see nothing…" Salver whispered.
" One of them is already here…" Geree whispered as she looked under the cruiser. Dierceice was on the other side holding on to the door of the cruiser she reached for her lightsaber. And flipped over the cruiser.
" JEDI!" Vann Yelled. He swung his lightsaber back and forth toward Dierceice he tripped her and leaned beside her.
" Where are the rest? Huh tell me or I'll kill your master." Vann yelled.
" Those are empty words to me, you don't even know my master." Dierceice yelled as she squirmed.
" If you tell me I'll spare you…" He held his lightsaber near her throat. She spat in his face.
" Not, smart." He whispered Anakin came out of nowhere and pushed him to the ground.
" No one touches my lady…" Anakin whispered as he activated his lightsaber. Sashe tapped his shoulder.
" Huh?" He asked. She punched him into face.
" Bitch…" he whispered. " One eyed bitch."
" You and I have Unfinished business. And now I'm going to kill your ass. I can't believe was actually attracted to you." Sashe whispered. She activated her lightsaber.
" Lucky for me she's bad at lightsaber skills…" Anakin whispered.
Aayla attempted to take out her lightsaber. Bellaire stopped her and punched her in the face. Aayla kicked her and pushed her. Bellaire tried to Aayla, Aayla tried to kick Bellaire they both fell. Bellaire attempted to get her lightsaber. Aayla spit (And I mean a really huge loogie) in Bellaire's face. Bellaire wiped it off her eyes.
" Gross…." She whispered. She Punched Aayla kicked her. Bellaire jump kicked her and Aayla fell. Bellaire picked up her lightsaber and ignited it. She saw Aayla with her lightsaber as well.
" I like to collect the lightsaber 's of the jedi I kill, so in the immediate future that lightsaber will be mine." Bellaire whispered.
" Bitch… You don't have a future…" Aayla whispered. They charged at each other. Their light sabers formed an "X" then Aayla swung her lightsaber the other way and chopped off Bellaire's left arm. Bellaire fell to the ground.
" AHHH YOU BITCH, YOU FUCKING BICTH YOU CHOPPED OFF MY ARM YOU BITCH I'LL GET YOU SECURA AND WHEN I DO I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU YOU BITCH!" Bellaire continued to yelled.
" Gee, I feel so bad Bellaire let me help you up…" Aayla said in pity. She held out her hand. Bellaire let out her right arm. Aayla helped her up the kneed her in to the stomach.
" Syke!" Aayla yelled. ' You bitch, I'll get you yeah walk your ugly blue ass away you bitch." Bellaire yelled as she attempted to get off the ground.
" Why do you hate so much Geree?" Shaak Ti asked.
" Maybe because your—" Geree started then she lunged towards Shaak Ti Let out her left foot and Geree tripped into the dirt.
" You sith really need to work on your surprise techniques…" She whispered. She took out a syringe (A needle) and stuck it into Geree's right ass cheek.
" Good night crazy bitch …" Shaak Ti whispered. And walked away.
Barriss stood in front of Salver.
" Time to fight…" She whispered
" To death into eternal darkness." Salver replied.
" Into the numb pit of hell" She said. They stared at each other. They started making out.
" Not here, they might see us…" Salver whispered as he pulled her under the cruiser.
" Okay bitch lets do this" Anakin whispered.
" Quit talking and hit me." Sashe whispered.
" Guess what bitch" Anakin whispered.
" What" She asked.
" You're a Cyclops." He yelled.
" AHHHHHHHHHHHHH DIE YOU BASTARD." She yelled as they lunged at each other and swung each other light sabers at each other. Sashe began to struggle. She dropped her light saber and began to choke Anakin through the force. Anakin's feet lifted of the ground. Then He reached out his hand and snatched out her other eyeball.
She fell down and began to scream.
" AHH I CAN'T SEE I CAN'T SEE. YOU SON OF A BITCH. YOU BASTARD I'LL GET YOU MY EYE AHHH I CAN'T SEE I'LL FIND YOU, YOU BASTARD!" She yelled as the blood dripped from her eye socket. She stumbled around trying to find him.
" Here's a suggestion if you ever want to see again at least get one robot eye stupid bitch because you might not be able to see, but I'm going to do something to your eyeball that will make it useless." Anakin whispered. He squeezed her eyeball in his robot hand and rubbed it on her pant leg.
"No one tries to choke Anakin Skywalker through the force stupid bitch." Anakin whispered as he walked away.
Dierceice looked Vann in the eye. Vann activated his lightsaber, as did Dierceice.
" May the best one of us win" Vann whispered.
" Oh don't worry I will…" Dierceice replied. She jumped up in the air and swung her lightsaber. Vann flipped up and swung his red lightsaber. They fought and fought. (I hate doing detail plus I'm sort of tired right now) Vann pushed her and she fell to the ground like a meteor.
" Oh how the Jedi have fallen, and now I'm going to put you out of your misery…" Vann
Whispered as he lifted his lightsaber about to stab her. Dierceice reached for her lightsaber with force her lightsaber activated and swung into her hand right after it chopped off Vann's right leg.
" Oh god my leg…" He yelled as he wiggled on the ground.
Dierceice stood up and looked down at him as her eyes turned purple and she started to giggle.
" You really thought you we're going to beat me. You must be more of an asshole than I thought you were." Dierceice laughed. Vann looked up in despair.
" You think this is over jedi, don't worry I give you my word—" Vann gasped. Dierceice continued to laugh.
" The word of a weak sith like you is worth less than nothing…" She said as pushed him down into the ground with her foot. He passed out. She walked away.
Dierceice looked around. She saw all the injured sith she knew her team was all right. But she just wanted to make sure.
" Is everyone alright?" Dierceice yelled as she latched her light saber back onto her belt.
" No" all of the sith yelled.
" I'm not talking to you bastards, I warned you dumb apes that us jedi will kick your ass now look at you, that one has no eyes. That one has one arm. That one has one leg. And the other one is lying perfectly still for some reason." Dierceice said as she opened her cruiser door. Every one got on.
"Some one's missing…" Aayla said. Everyone looked around.
" She's right where's Salver and Barriss" Anakin agreed. Shaak Ti looked under the cruiser and gasped
" Barriss how could you…" Dierceice yelled. They all saw Barriss and Salver making out Salver had black lipstick all over his face and Barriss's shirt was open.
" Hey! He came on to me…" Barriss yelled. Dierceice pulled Barriss into the cruiser.
" Just get your ass in the cruiser…" Dierceice yelled as the cruiser quickly flew away.
" Call ME!" Salver yelled as the cruiser flew away.
" That bitch isn't going to call me" salver whispered. He looked around and saw all of his fellow sith on the ground in pain then he felt all of their pain all of the sudden he ran over and knelt beside his sister who was continually bleeding from her eye socket.
" Who did this to you Sashe?" he whispered
" Anakin…Skywalker…" She gasped. As she fell asleep from loss of blood and weakness.
Vann reached for his communicator and signaled Count Dooku.
" Count… Dooku…." He whispered
" What Vann…" he replied.
" We… Have…failed…all of us… except for Salver is terribly injured… please pick us up. We are in the deserted part of coruscant hurry some of us don't have much time." Vann whispered into the communicator.
" You have brought shame to the sith. I'm coming right now." Count Dooku whispered.
Count Dooku picked them all up and took them to the medical ward in his temple. He transmitted a message to Darth Sidious.
" How was their mission?" Sidious asked.
" They failed terribly…" Dooku replied.
" State their injury's" Sidious told them.
" Vann's right leg has been cut off, Bellaire's arm was cut off. Geree is in a bad coma and Sashe's eye has been snatched out." Dooku said.
" Dooku I already told you not to do that, last time you did that child services stayed on us like stink on an ass." Sidious yelled
" No it wasn't me this time. I was Anakin Skywalker." Dooku yelled.
" When everyone recovers bring them back here so they can change back to the original age. I am very disappointed in all of you; you couldn't even defeat the greatest jedi in their weakest state. You have failed the sith" Sidious replied.
" Wait, Darth Sidious, please before you change us back give us one more chance we won't fail you." Vann whispered. Darth Sidious lowered his head.
" I will give you one chance, this time you better not fail me." Sidious whispered as the transmission disappeared.
All of the jedi arrived to their apartment. They rang the doorbell.
Master Kenobi was sleep.
" That's right Adi Gallia lick all of the wimp cream off." He muttered in his sleep.
Dierceice kept ringing the doorbell.
" C'mon open you bastard…" Aayla whispered.
" I need to go in my room and have Anakin rub my feet" Dierceice yelled.
" Yes! Are you going to wear that short leather skirt I got you for Christmas?" Anakin asked.
" Only if you're a good boy…" Dierceice whispered.
" MASTER KENOBI OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR!" Shaak Ti yelled master Kenobi woke up and opened to door.
" My god kids you look like shit…" Master Kenobi whispered. Aayla gave him a cold look.
" What happened to you?" He asked.
" The sith came to the club we were in. They made us fight them…" Shaak Ti started.
" Then what happened…"? Master Kenobi anticipated.
" What do you think happened we kicked their Asses."? Aayla yelled as she collapsed on the couch.
" I thought being stuck as teens was like a vacation from being jedi, but sith always have to ruin shit y'know…" Dierceice say said as she took off her books and sat in a soft chair.
" You can't spell sith with out shit…" Anakin sighed.
" Master Kenobi you have to worry about us bothering you tonight we're so tired we're going to turn in for the night." Dierceice whispered.
" Aww no feet rubbing…" Anakin yelled.
" Anakin we all know that's you and Dierceice 's code for sex." Barriss yelled.
" At least I wasn't screwing that sith loser under our cruiser…" Dierceice whispered.
" See mater Kenobi we are all very grumpy. We need rest please leave us alone." Aayla whispered
" Okay goodnight kids." Master Kenobi whispered as he walked out of the room.
" Please can I rub your feet."? Anakin pleaded to Dierceice.
"Not tonight Anakin, I have a head ache" Dierceice walked away to wards her room and slammed the door. Anakin got angry and ran after her.
" You bitch! That is so cliché it's not even funny. Fine it didn't wanna do it anyway. Where's that magazine I had? If anyone wants me I'll be in the bathroom." Anakin yelled.
" No Anakin stop don't do it! Anakin I don't want catch you doing that thing you do again." Aayla yelled.
" Then don't walk in on me when I'm in the bathroom you stupid bitch." Anakin yelled as he slammed the bathroom door.
" Anakin you better not be in there doing what I think what your doing!" Aayla banged on the door.
" GO AWAY LEAVE ME ALONE YOU BLUE BITCH" Anakin yelled again.
"Never!" Aayla replied
That is a long ass chapter and I am tired as hell, but I'm glad people like it. R&R please. Sorry to sound harsh but I've been watching lots of futurama
SEE YA JERK WADS!