GUESS WHAT! My Birthday is exactly one week from today! Yes, that means that it is next Wednesday. And I'm turning 15. Go me, go me! I got something for everyone who reviews for this story: I need to think up some nicknames for the three Musketeers. Cause they are in Camp GreenLake (Kinda Obvious) and I need some examples to go off of. Send some my way and I'll thinka bout it. Ok now that that is done I have some reply's for those reviews

Andrea: You have to recite...THAT! Man, I am so sorry. I hope I never have to remember something like that. I give you good luck on that, even if you've already had to recite it to everyone. I'll still say it again, Good Luck.

Scout: Yeah, poor Spider and Poor Scorpian. And your right, Jet really needs to stay away from animals of all kind. Even insects. And Arachnids. And Squid, yeah definitely Squid.

Princess: Ewwww...Was the only thought that came up in my mind when I read that you think your school recycles meat. That's kinda gross in a really weird way.

Queenie: Hope you don't mind me calling you that, but I needed to shorten it like everyone elses. That's just what I do. And I'm glad you liked last chapters hilarity. And if you laughed at that chapter...Just wait till you read this one.

And thanks to Ants and Pikke for also reviewing. I would have replied to your guy's reviews except, there wasn't much to go by. Sorry.

Also, if you were wondering about the Spider thing Jet was talking about in the last chapter, and yes, many of you probably were. Read Back into Reality Chapter 13 AkA: Eight Legged, Blood Sucking MONSTER! That should explain why she was saying it wasn't like last time and all that. Oh and in that story, Jet's name was Ma, and Battery's was Lover. Just so you know who they are in case you do read that chapter and get confused.


A finger pokes the body underneath the thin gray sheets. The body rolls over onto its side, and sighs. Another finger pokes the body again, but this time with more force. The body turns itself to its back and pulls an arm over its stomach.

I look down at Squid, trying to think up a way to wake him up for dinner. I twitch my nose. I raise my eyes to Twitch, seeing him with his 'thinking' face on. Battery's doing the same thing, scratching his head.

Us three Musketeers have now been at Camp GreenLake for over a month now. After my meeting with Twitch in the Dining Hall, both me and Battery had gotten closer to him. We pulled small pranks on our tent mates, nothing too bad. We didn't exactly want another X-Ray incident. We kinda stole his cot and put it under the showers, and turned them on. While he was still sleeping on it. Yeah...That didn't go over so well, it ended with someone having really low self-esteem. Poor Battery, I had never seen him so sorrowful looking. Now he's always asking me if his orange jumpsuit makes his butt look big. Yeah, X-Ray was that harsh.

Among pulling pranks, we battled food that could have been live aliens from the planet Janakahbahhanahnah. (Try to actually say that! Even I have trouble, Ha!) We dug our holes, pretending to dig up a corpse that had been there for over a thousand years, and that had been placed in very weird and naughty positions. At least that's what Battery and Twitch did. I made it seem that I was digging up my long lost lover from another time who's name was Snazzlefratz and had a cat named Mr. Tinkles.

We made up stories while looking at the desert while eating our lunch. The other boys joined in and made them very...inappropriate for an audience to hear. Even if your old enough. You do not want to hear what they said. You still wanna hear it? Ok I'll give you some clues. A Monkey, Alcohol, and a very late night with the Misses. Hey! Your the one who wanted to hear it.

And now...Its our scheduled turn to wake up Squid.

Have you ever tried waking up Squid? It can be very hard, and harmful to yourself and others. To yourself, because you go crazy trying to wake him. To others...You still go crazy trying to wake him and then get others to wake him which causes a chain reaction of everybody being crazy. Well, at least you won't be the only one classified enough to be put in a Mental Institution. You'll have buddies!

Twitch pokes Squid in the shoulder. Squid's hand flies up and snatches Twitch's hand before we could even blink. Twitch gets nervous and pulls on his hand gently. His face grimaces as Squids hand pulls even tighter.

My eyes go wide as I see this. Not good. The last time we tried this, it was Battery's hand caught in the devil's grip. Now it was poor defenseless, vulnerable Cutie who was caught in it.

I pull on Squid's arm, trying to make it release the limb it was holding hostage. I almost screeched as Squid's other arm pulled me down on top of him.

So, here I was, minding my own business, it was our turn to wake up Picky, Twitch becomes a hostage, and I'm probably gonna be raped without the raper even being awake. Sounds like a lot of fun.

I try to pull up, because my face is just inches away from his, and a resistance pulls me back down. An arm wraps itself around my waist, and Squid nuzzles his face in the crook of my neck. Aww...That would have been so cute... if it hadn't been ME!

I let a giggle slip as his breath tickled my neck. "Help me." I whisper-shout.

I couldn't see anybody but Squid, but I could hear Battery reach down and try to pull the arm off me. Twitch was still trying to get his hand free. I start to feel as if I'm in a game of Tug-a-war. With me as the thing being tugged. Battery pulls on me, which then counter reacts as Squid pulls back on me. I'm betting that this so doesn't look right, right now.

"Battery, knock it off." I whisper. "He's not going to let go. Think of something else."

He gave an aggravated sigh. I couldn't see the look on Battery's face, but I try to keep a straight face as Squid starts murmuring something about whipped cream and chocolate sauce.

"What am I supposed to do Blue? I can't loosen his grip, and Twitch still can't get his arm free."

I scrunch my face up, part from thinking, and part from not laughing at Squid's mumbling. "Hmm...Maybe its like Sleeping Beauty." I heard a grunt above my head. "Somebody kiss him."

Battery choked on air, and Twitch stopped moving. I positioned my head so I could finally look at them. Battery was looking very frightened, and Cutie was looking at me with raised eyebrows.

"What?" I questioned. "It was the only way Sleeping Beauty was going to wake up, so, maybe that's the only way Squid will wake up."

Twitch immediately pointed at Battery after shaking his head, telling me he wasn't going to do it, but was filling in the position by signing up my bud. "Ok then Battery, you kiss him."

"WHAT?!"

"Shhh!...Twitch signed you up, so...kiss him."

"But your closest to him, I mean, your face is right there."

Twitch thought this over. "He's right ya know. You are right there."

My eyes grew wide. "Oh Hell no!"

"Do it Jet!"

"Battery, you get your friggin head down here and kiss him or so help me you won't shower for a week!"

Battery's face was priceless as he lowered his head down closer to mine and Squids. He squeezed his eyes shut, scrunching his face up. And just as he was about to kiss Squid, Squid opened his eyes.

He looked at all of us, surprise showing on our faces. He eyed how close me and Battery were. "What are you doing?"

I looked at him dreamily. "Falling in love and having my dream come true."

His eyes still looked glazed from sleep, and he yawned. "Who're you falling in love with. What's your dream."

I exchanged glances with the two other boys, Battery's body now hiding behind Twitch. I noticed Twitch's hand was set loose. But Squid's other arm was still wrapped tightly around my waist, pinning me to his chest.

"Falling in love with the sexy hunk I'm laying on top of, and my dream of not being a virgin any more about to come true."

"Who did what now?!" His eyes snapped open fully, not looking sleepy anymore. He took one look at me pinned to him, a smirk on my face, and pushed me off his cot.

"What? No more secretive dates, kissing in the dark, or passing notes while everyone's back is turned?"

"Jet, you say one more thing and I'll strangle you in your sleep."

"...No more pinning me to your chest just so you could feel my hot and sexy body?"

Squid jumped off his cot and ran after me as I scrambled through the tent door and outside.

I screamed as he tackled me to the ground. "Orange! HELP ME!" I laughed as Squid started tickling me.

My other tent mates ran out the Mess Halls doors. Orange looking like I had screamed out because I was being murdered. He looked at me struggling and laughing underneath Squid, and turned back around to go eat.

"NOOOOO! Orange HELP!"

"Not this time Jet. You probably deserved it."

Thanks for the help Best Friend. I was now the person being tickle attacked, and had nobody to save me. Don't you just love saviors who don't actually save you.